He should be in the GYERO thread. Don’t need to be witty—just be rich, Beyotch!!!
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I think I had the right impression about Johnbka and Fox News. He complains a lot about it, so he must watch it a lot (my sarcastic take): you’re right that he brags about money. Most people that actually have money don’t brag about it.
Where are you moving to in Iowa?
W2 wouldn’t be that hard to fake.
Edit to add: whatever his salary is or network is, I can make up a number that is bigger.
Edit to add: whatever his salary is or network is, I can make up a number that is bigger.
This is the kind of stuff mortal schlubs do while playing 21 on an 8 foot dunk goal. Filthy.
Mess with the bull, you get the horns. Mess with the croc, you get the teeth ![[laughing]](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/img/emoticons/classic/laugh.r191677.gif "Laughing [laughing]")
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Mess with the bull, you get the horns. Mess with the croc, you get the teeth
Ole Jock the Croc take no prisoners.
Our office got a call from a maintenance worker that is now worried about his radiation exposure. Last week he entered the room of a patient that was having radioactive material therapy.
M'fer ignored the big radioactive caution sign, ignored the cart by the door with protective clothing, ignored other signs on the door that told him to stay out, ignored that the inside the room was covered with paper and plastic.
His response, "I didn't think those signs applied to me.".
I hope the dumbass gets cancer.
M'fer ignored the big radioactive caution sign, ignored the cart by the door with protective clothing, ignored other signs on the door that told him to stay out, ignored that the inside the room was covered with paper and plastic.
His response, "I didn't think those signs applied to me.".
I hope the dumbass gets cancer.
Haha, the dumb sonofabitch will prolly turn into a super-hero.Our office got a call from a maintenance worker that is now worried about his radiation exposure. Last week he entered the room of a patient that was having radioactive material therapy.
M'fer ignored the big radioactive caution sign, ignored the cart by the door with protective clothing, ignored other signs on the door that told him to stay out, ignored that the inside the room was covered with paper and plastic.
His response, "I didn't think those signs applied to me.".
I hope the dumbass gets cancer.
*heads to hospital with big ol hog leg in jaw looking for radioactive super hero room*
This my chaince!!
This my chaince!!
Have been crazy busy with work and havnet had much time to post. Hope all you crazy sum bitches are good. Hope willy is eating only grade A ass.
Oh, I'm sure. Last couple times I visited Willy, his lady looked super-fine. Like, grade AAA fine.
-Did Kooky ever post the results of his barbecue extravaganza? Hungry.
-Guess funky is not working AGAIN, like a deadbeat loser. Enjoy your virgin mojitos every night for 3 months!
-Not a "celebrity death ohhhh nooooo" person but Bourdain death hit me a little bit. Years ago, I discovered the body of my mother, a much more forthright person than myself who seldom had a filter but whose interest in the human experience shaped the way I try to be today (outside of cat paw because cmon). She loved Bourdain. I appreciate him for the similarities I saw in Mom.
-Anyway, Bowden flunk out or what is going on?
-Guess funky is not working AGAIN, like a deadbeat loser. Enjoy your virgin mojitos every night for 3 months!
-Not a "celebrity death ohhhh nooooo" person but Bourdain death hit me a little bit. Years ago, I discovered the body of my mother, a much more forthright person than myself who seldom had a filter but whose interest in the human experience shaped the way I try to be today (outside of cat paw because cmon). She loved Bourdain. I appreciate him for the similarities I saw in Mom.
-Anyway, Bowden flunk out or what is going on?
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No AC last night. Repair guy got it fixed today. Good thing, cause it’s humid AF.
I just had some Starnes barbecue and fixins, if that helps.
Hopefully that’ll happen later (after wifey goes to sleep)
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If I were a sports journalist...
LeBaby: I played the last 3 games with a broken hand.
Johnny Reporter: Awwwwww. You poor baby. Are you OK? How did you break your hand?
LeBaby: self inflicted. I hit it against the chalkboard because I was frustrated after Game 1.
Johnny Reporter: Wow! You are so courageous! Truly the greatest leader and competitor to walk this flat Earth.
Kaizer: Hey dumbazz! I got a question for you...
LeBaby: Ummmm...was that directed towards me? You should be more respectful or I am going to walk...
Kaizer: Yeah, I'm talking to you. I said dumbazz didn't I?
Lebaby: You can't talk to...
Kaizer: Do you wanna hear the question or not?
LeBaby: I guess so. But watch your...
Kaizer: If you are such a great leader and competitor then why would you jeopardize any slight chance your team had at winning this series by doing a dumbazz childish thing like hitting your hand on a chalkboard in frustration?
LeBaby: Ummmm...
Kaizer: Are you 12 years old? Or just a dumbazz?
{drops mike and walks out}
LeBaby: I played the last 3 games with a broken hand.
Johnny Reporter: Awwwwww. You poor baby. Are you OK? How did you break your hand?
LeBaby: self inflicted. I hit it against the chalkboard because I was frustrated after Game 1.
Johnny Reporter: Wow! You are so courageous! Truly the greatest leader and competitor to walk this flat Earth.
Kaizer: Hey dumbazz! I got a question for you...
LeBaby: Ummmm...was that directed towards me? You should be more respectful or I am going to walk...
Kaizer: Yeah, I'm talking to you. I said dumbazz didn't I?
Lebaby: You can't talk to...
Kaizer: Do you wanna hear the question or not?
LeBaby: I guess so. But watch your...
Kaizer: If you are such a great leader and competitor then why would you jeopardize any slight chance your team had at winning this series by doing a dumbazz childish thing like hitting your hand on a chalkboard in frustration?
LeBaby: Ummmm...
Kaizer: Are you 12 years old? Or just a dumbazz?
{drops mike and walks out}
lmaoooo colossal dumbass.
Earlier I asked “who up” then I went to sleep for 4 hours. It was great.
Earlier I asked “who up” then I went to sleep for 4 hours. It was great.
Damnit! Now I feel dirty and loathsome for rooting for Justify to win the Triple Crown.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/mobile.../sports/justify-belmont-george-soros.amp.html
https://www.google.com/amp/s/mobile.../sports/justify-belmont-george-soros.amp.html
When our AC goes out, we're talking national crisis. My old lady freaks. This time of year is our "winter". Crazy stuff.
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Man I saw that and genuinely felt bad for Julius.
Then I remembered he’s worth millions.
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Man I saw that and genuinely felt bad for Julius.
Then I remembered he’s worth millions.
I know he’s some kind of hipster now, but some stereotypes must hang around even after the conversion.
She’s fat and probabaly has bad credit. Gonna take half of Julius’ money soon and expand her Pinterest blogging empire.
