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Regarding Kooky's fence post in the Finer Things thread ...
So ... we have a privacy fence that was put up in 2003 and it's starting to go to shiz. The fence looks awful, but the posts are still good. We paid for the whole damn thing and the 3 neighbors pretty much got a free 1/3 of a fence for nothing. The part that we see is the 'bad' part with the horizontal and vertical planks (probably not the right word). Would I be a bad neighbor to just buy some new panels and re-do the inside part with good wood (giggity) and just let the other side rot until they do something about it?
So ... we have a privacy fence that was put up in 2003 and it's starting to go to shiz. The fence looks awful, but the posts are still good. We paid for the whole damn thing and the 3 neighbors pretty much got a free 1/3 of a fence for nothing. The part that we see is the 'bad' part with the horizontal and vertical planks (probably not the right word). Would I be a bad neighbor to just buy some new panels and re-do the inside part with good wood (giggity) and just let the other side rot until they do something about it?
@funKYcat75
A. Are they the same 3 neighbors that were there when the fence in question was originally paid for and installed by you?
B. What's the price of tea in China?
C. The answers to A & B are irrelevant. Redo your side of the fence (this is assuming it is beyond repair)...and let your neighbors fence for themselves. (See what I did there???)
Also...once your side is reconstructed...maintain it this time. After about a year...stain it with a sealer. Then every couple of years or so...replace any bad boards (split, decaying, etc...). Somewhere along the way you will want to pressure wash it and then reseal it.
All of that is assuming you plan on living there long term and/or don't want an ishy looking fence when you go to sell it.
A. Are they the same 3 neighbors that were there when the fence in question was originally paid for and installed by you?
B. What's the price of tea in China?
C. The answers to A & B are irrelevant. Redo your side of the fence (this is assuming it is beyond repair)...and let your neighbors fence for themselves. (See what I did there???)
Also...once your side is reconstructed...maintain it this time. After about a year...stain it with a sealer. Then every couple of years or so...replace any bad boards (split, decaying, etc...). Somewhere along the way you will want to pressure wash it and then reseal it.
All of that is assuming you plan on living there long term and/or don't want an ishy looking fence when you go to sell it.
Chain link, dawg. Lasts forever and lets you see trouble coming. Stay woke.
You know, you’re absolutely right — but Leyland still killed a dude.
Nope. One is a Mexican family, and that side of the fence actually looks OK, of course, because they care about their house. 2nd is a young couple with 3 gigantic barking dogs who couldn't care less about their house/yard. 3rd is a rental, so ...
About 86 Yuan for this
Will do. I'll beat the hell out of the little grass that would be in between the fences, but should I lay down something or will lack of sunlight not allow anything to grow in there?
Ahhh, the Lumber Company, what a team. Manny was the Vlad Guerrero of 70s. Never met a pitch he didn’t like.Nothin cooler than late ‘70s Pirate squads.
Parker, Stargell, Saguiellen
Manny was a freakin bad man.
Use your skills to make a letter from the president. Give it to the Mexican family to let them know that they will be paying for the fence upgrades.
In my experience, weeds will find a way to grow between fences.
Manny came with his ow chest protector. Best friends with Clemente.
Destroyed fools in strat-o-magic baseball. If I weren’t the Yanks, I’d be Pirates or Willy Stretch McCovey led Giants.
Nope. Blissful ignorance FTW.
Chain link and I can still see piles of construction waste and Johana sunbathing FTL.
Pretty inconsiderate of her IMHO. Sad.No.
Alright so I’m currently researching toilets cause I’m tired of plunging wifey’s toilet 3-5 times per week cause she consistently uses between 1.3-1.7 rolls of premium paper per session when I run across the following video touting the flushing prowess of the American Standard “Champion” flushing system...
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I love how they come out of the gate strong with water wigglers and power right on through to the 8 pack of large hot dogs. Champion indeed.
I love how they come out of the gate strong with water wigglers and power right on through to the 8 pack of large hot dogs. Champion indeed.
Alright so I’m currently researching toilets cause I’m tired of plunging wifey’s toilet 3-5 times per week cause she consistently uses between 1.3-1.7 rolls of premium paper per session when I run across the following video touting the flushing prowess of the American Standard “Champion” flushing system...
Looks good. Yeah, my old lady also uses incredible amounts of TP per session. Luckily, we've had decent luck with our toilet so far.
I got a little upset when they flushed 2.5 pounds of chicken nuggets.
I have one of those old folks toilets that sits up real high. It’s awesome. Great shitting leverage. You feel like a king up there surveying your kingdom. I recommend the tall toilet.
I have one of those old folks toilets that sits up real high. It’s awesome. Great shitting leverage. You feel like a king up there surveying your kingdom. I recommend the tall toilet.
Tall thrones are a must, no doubt, but my number one priority for number two bidness is flushing power. Like mondo HP. Turbo AND nitrous. I mean that motherf**ker needs to be a black hole of sucking awesomeness. I want one with a multi-point harness that attaches to a wall/ceiling crane which has to been worn just to keep you from getting sucked down ass first when you hit push the handle. F**k the environment and f**k conserving water. IDGAF how loud it is, IDGAF how much water it wastes, and IDGAF how much electricity/gas/nucular energy it uses while flushing, I just want the motherf**king paper washed into the motherf**king septic tank because every time my hands touch a plunger I make Jules Winfield cleaning brains sound like Mother F**king Teresa saying a blessing for the poor.
Hell yea, f the environment and water conservation!
Exactly. The earth is 85% water, so WTF are we cutting our flushing power to 1.6 or 1.26 GPF? Makes no sense. Up the tank capacity, up the outflow. Simple as that.
Toto toilets are known for their quality build and ability to flush Yule logs. I recommend the Aquia II.
Bill Gates drinks water extracted from human feces. So like in 10 years, there will be no need to conserve because we’ll be slurping water straight out our own weiners.
Best Flushing Toilet 2018: Editor's Top Pick
- WoodBridge T-0001, Dual Flush Elongated One Piece Toilet.
- KOHLER 3810-0 Santa Rosa Comfort Height Elongated 1.28 GPF Toilet.
- Dometic 320 Series Standard Height Toilet w/Hand Spray, Bone.
- TOTO MS604114CEFG#01 Ultramax II Het Double Cyclone Elongated One Piece Toilet.
- Joe Mamma 3.5 gallon Badonkadonk turd swallower
Gotta remind the planet someone was here.
Also.... I hate the thick plush toilet paper. Creates dingleberries.
Scottissue FTMFCAW
Scottissue FTMFCAW
The JM Turd Swallower sounds like my cup-o-tea.
Seriously though, Kook, is that Aquia II the best flusher? Is it a pressure-assist or gravity? I’ll spring for a pressure assist if need be.
Next house I build (well, people build for me) I;m getting one of the industrial toilets they have here at school. You have to actively try to stop them up. I have thought for sure I had done it a coupe of times, and the bowl didn't even blink.
I have no problem getting an industrial strength, utilitarian stainless-steel toilet. In fact, I consider it a priority at this point.
No clue... just offering disclosure on recent personal experience. We used to have to plunge about 1 out of every 5 turds with the old American Stanard shit boxes we had.
The TOTO Aquia II is the one I just researched and installed. It has had zero issues with wifey’s paper planets she forces down. Kohler makes all the pressure stuff which I think is a dated technology.
I also recommend the Duravit line which all high end condos use. Rich people turds are high in fiber and need a little extree oomph to push down.
I also have the Geberit in wall tank with Blu Bathworks Bowl. That tucker can blow down the largest of feces.
Excellent. I knew I could count on you for insider info.
Home sick today, hence the binge posting.
Knocking the bottom out of my TOTO Aquia II.
Knocking the bottom out of my TOTO Aquia II.
Yeah, nuclear power toilet FTW! I noticed that you have a septic system. Gotta keep enough water running into that thing, so you may as well have a high volume flush.
That dude on vid most likely produces a 22 caliper turd, thus requiring a TOTO.
