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Bobby Flay, Danny Meyer now Peter North have burger joints. Who knew?
 
I liked my team too, ATX.

I also like when Lil Graycie Allen gets mad and trips somebody with his butt. What a loser.

Love Blue Bell. Can’t wait. Never had a March Madness quite like this.

* I didn’t mention this bc it sounds fake, and I’m even a bit embarrassed, but Blue Bell was in my dreams last night. In some college cafeteria. I was getting some grub and I peaked around the corner into the kitchen and they had 2 tubs of NO SUGAR Vanilla on a shelf above some salad, and I was like “huh, how’d they get Blue Bell before the release? But I didn’t eat it bc I only eat full fat/full sugar primo blue bell.
 
I liked my team too, ATX.

I also like when Lil Graycie Allen gets mad and trips somebody with his butt. What a loser.

Love Blue Bell. Can’t wait. Never had a March Madness quite like this.

* I didn’t mention this bc it sounds fake, and I’m even a bit embarrassed, but Blue Bell was in my dreams last night. In some college cafeteria. I was getting some grub and I peaked around the corner into the kitchen and they had 2 tubs of NO SUGAR Vanilla on a shelf above some salad, and I was like “huh, how’d they get Blue Bell before the release? But I didn’t eat it bc I only eat full fat/full sugar primo blue bell.
If we win out, I will personally deliver some Blue Bell to your front door in Richmond come June.

#promise
 
I gotta lotta problems with these awful ass commercials.

- this damn life insurance tear jerker that plays every single break. Gtfo.

- this stupid new boost mobile “obscene” commercial

- this fake ass grandma telling us McDonald’s makes fried chicken tenders just like hers. No grandma makes damn chicken tenders. Gtfo.

Go WVU.
 
Thank ya there brother ATC [thumb2].

I made it through the first day unscathed. Not really jonesing for anything right now, although I’m sure the Sugar Sirens are gonna come calling soon.
Water, brother. Water.

Visited a bro in Arkansas last weekend. He's now a super pot-head. He only eats dinner. No breakfast or lunch. I lost a few pounds visiting him. SOB damn near starved me to death. Had to drink 4% diet Coronas with his old lady for basic nourishment. Capitalized upon it by cycling 8 miles (new job location) back and forth to work after the visit. Lost 7 lbs total already this week. And I normally eat like a man obsessed.
 
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