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Right before Christmas, he randomly started talking about how he beat Van Halen in a 3 point shooting contest for charity.

I mean, VAN HALEN THREE POINT SHOOTING CONTEST BRAG? WHAT?

WTF do you mean "WHAT"? Thought it was common knowledge that Diamond Dave is a BEAST on the hard court.

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I’ll change it up a little just in case of lurking. Basically dude was hired as a sub and asked if I knew who was in charge of ‘electronics’. I gave him the name and he went into a 10 minute spiel about having years of experience and classwork in electronics and had a 4.0 in electronics studies. Ok. Next day, he’s got certifications in 15 different electronics fields. Next day, his son his son is going to take his certification test online for free. Next day his son has all of his necessary certifications overnight to start working sight unseen despite him being a high schooler IF the boss know what he’s doing. Boss is gonna mess around and miss out on hiring him both if he doesn’t get an email back. On and on and on every day. Just nonsense. Drive me nuts.
Good lord. Pathology
 
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MJ bashing Rupp fans again. This is the dumbest argument and I guess I'm being trolled, but whatever. It really irks me. Am I wrong? Do Rupp fans suck?

That place was packed out for a damn Tuesday 9pm game at Vandy, and they pretty much stayed the entire time even though it was a total shit fest of a game. There is not a program in the nation (other than Duke who packs out a gym the size of most middle schools) that does that.
 
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Hard to describe Rupp over the last decade. Obviously you have the older crowd and wealthy elite who are there for it more as a social function (not in every case but it honestly seems like it has evolved more into that recently) and you have the more rabid fans upstairs in the bleachers (lerd bless them, I just can't do it).

It is dead in that place more often than not. Annoying to watch on TV, but there is no viable solution. They will never adjust the seating to a Cameron Indoor type setup, far too much money lost that way. Just kinda have to deal with it being more of a fancy tea party atmosphere with pinkies up on the ice cream cones for the foreseeable future.

Students can also get pumped, they have totally dropped the ball over the last few years.


CatGotMyTongue - Herro should've dressed in a Badger Red suit, had them setup a table in the middle of their campus, pulled out the UK hat during his announcement, then dropped his nuts on the table. Wisconsin can get pumped from here into eternity. Never show sympathy towards them ever again, for they deserve none.
 
The wealthy elite vs upstairs rowdies is overblown as well. In reality, it's not like that at all. IT's mostly middle class normal ass folk. Just like in reality it's not hard to get a ticket to Rupp. Place holds 24k people. I think the whole stupid argument has been blown way out of proportion.

And the worst fans int he building are the students. That's a indisputable fact. They mostly come from Ohio, they don't show up to 9pm Vandy games, or hardly ever use all their tickets.

Nobody is getting rowdy for a damn Vandy game. You are supposed to win that game easily. Instead fans were subjected to a stressful shit game. And they stayed and cheered. They deserve some credit for that. There is really no reason at all to attend a live game against Vandy, imo. But damnit, those crazies do. Give them some credit. They go and buy that Hunt's Pizza and eat ice cream in january. No other university in the country supports their team like that. None.

You want to build a 18k arena and change things up? Fine, do it! I think UK should build one right next to commonwealth, tbh. Hell, build a 8k arena and put Cameron to shame. Big Blue would demolish the building if they played in a shitty lil wooden shack like Cameron. But don't get mad because 24k show up to be entertained against Vandy. GTFO.

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From a camera perspective, it absolutely is olds and wealthy elite on the TV and that's the perception you get. But yes I agree and I'm not saying the entire lower arena is filled with unattainable super expensive seats. It's just from a viewer's perspective, it feels that way.

I also hear what you're saying about a shitty game sucking out energy. However, compared to other venues it really is a dead atmosphere a lot of the time. There are exceptions to everything.
 
And I don't need rowdy, btw...just some engagement / energy. If Cal wants to call Barbee a worthless shitstain and that hiring him is one of his deepest regrets, he has to cover his mouth and whisper or else the entire lower bowl would hear him.
 
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Herro is going to be cringe-worthy awesome for many because he will be the guy UK fans always want to DIAF on other teams, except he's ours. It will make many Rafters posters uncomfortable which is an added bonus.
 
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Hard to describe Rupp over the last decade. Obviously you have the older crowd and wealthy elite who are there for it more as a social function (not in every case but it honestly seems like it has evolved more into that recently) and you have the more rabid fans upstairs in the bleachers (lerd bless them, I just can't do it).

It is dead in that place more often than not. Annoying to watch on TV, but there is no viable solution. They will never adjust the seating to a Cameron Indoor type setup, far too much money lost that way. Just kinda have to deal with it being more of a fancy tea party atmosphere with pinkies up on the ice cream cones for the foreseeable future.

Students can also get pumped, they have totally dropped the ball over the last few years.


CatGotMyTongue - Herro should've dressed in a Badger Red suit, had them setup a table in the middle of their campus, pulled out the UK hat during his announcement, then dropped his nuts on the table. Wisconsin can get pumped from here into eternity. Never show sympathy towards them ever again, for they deserve none.
I didn’t. I’m just saying the timing was like Damien Harris. I don’t give two shits if it was Wisky, Iupui or Faggstaff U. The Harris recruitment is still on my mind

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I didn’t. I’m just saying the timing was like Damien Harris. I don’t give two shits if it was Wisky, Iupui or Faggstaff U. The Harris recruitment is still on my mind

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The Harris recruitment means nothing to our program or history. Boom and benny and then this year mainly Benny make where Harris ended up irrelevant. Wisconsin game is a wound that will never heal. I wish Cal would try to steal their GD damn best recruit every year out of f--king spite. I hope Green Bay never has another winning season. I hope the cheese consumed there clogs every artery. Any event that brings about the lamentations of the people of Wisconsin should be celebrated from Paducah to Hazard. Herro is a Hero even if he becomes a bust simply cause he made some child in that god forsaken state cry.
 
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The Harris recruitment means nothing to our program or history. Boom and benny and then this year mainly Benny make where Harris ended up irrelevant. Wisconsin game is a wound that will never heal. I wish Cal would try to steal their GD damn best recruit every year out of f--king spite. I hope Green Bay never has another winning season. I hope the cheese consumed there clogs every artery. Any event that brings about the lamentations of the people of Wisconsin should be celebrated from Paducah to Hazard. Herro is a Hero even if he becomes a bust simply cause he made some child in that god forsaken state cry.
I could get their statehood revoked
 
I laughed so hard cried and I don't know why. Watched it on loop, I guess. Funnier every time.

Wanna see Ted Nugent get ****ing pissed that his guitar doesn't work? Skip to 1:15:04 of this video and enjoy. I love Ted Nugent.

"My guitar ain't on so it ain't gonna do a bt of ****in good. Hey Rudy, I could use a little bit." *strums guitar* "Come on, Rudy. Come on, boy. *gibberish* Come on, boy. It ain't that tough, just a ****in switch." *roadie comes and flips his belt switch* "That's it, go one and something up my ass... that'll fix me." *strums guitar* "You back door greasy cock sucker, come on."

Jack Blades of Night Ranger: "Well mine works"

Nugent: "Come one, get one of them Japanese mother ****ers."

Blades: says some shit in Japanese to get the crowd going. Cuts back to Nugent who has guitar power and lights shit up.

/end scene

 
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I laughed so hard cried and I don't know why. Watched it on loop, I guess. Funnier every time.

Wanna see Ted Nugent get ****ing pissed that his guitar doesn't work? Skip to 1:15:04 of this video and enjoy. I love Ted Nugent.

"My guitar ain't on so it ain't gonna do a bt of ****in good. Hey Rudy, I could use a little bit." *strums guitar* "Come on, Rudy. Come on, boy. *gibberish* Come on, boy. It ain't that tough, just a ****in switch." *roadie comes and flips his belt switch* "That's it, go one and something up my ass... that'll fix me." *strums guitar* "You back door greasy cock sucker, come on."

Jack Blades of Night Ranger: "Well mine works"

Nugent: "Come one, get one of them Japanese mother ****ers."

Blades: says some shit in Japanese to get the crowd going. Cuts back to Nugent who has guitar power and lights shit up.

/end scene

The thought of what he really wanted to say is even better. Probably would’ve thrown in a few ‘Japs’ or ‘Nips’ if the other guy hadn’t sat him down and told him not to..
 
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