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this team finally had a game where they weren't a bunch of scared kitty kats and looked like they had that I'll kick your ass attitude that Cal's early teams here had.

I want Diallo to just become Liggins part 2. I don't care if he scores another point, just stick your nuts out at the other teams best player and talk major shit New York street ball scene type shit.

if this team finally takes defense seriously, like angry that you even think you belong on the floor with us type anger, they will go on long fun ride come tourney time.

limit turnovers, make freethrows, and play pissed off defense and this squad could murk some teams. time will tell I guess. they are still a bunch of teenagers so I still don't know what to expect.

the fake keyser soze on the political board is having a mental melt down. what a sad existence that person must have. is fun to watch tho. when people take the paddock message boarding serious it makes for good tv.
 
this team finally had a game where they weren't a bunch of scared kitty kats and looked like they had that I'll kick your ass attitude that Cal's early teams here had.

I want Diallo to just become Liggins part 2. I don't care if he scores another point, just stick your nuts out at the other teams best player and talk major shit New York street ball scene type shit.

if this team finally takes defense seriously, like angry that you even think you belong on the floor with us type anger, they will go on long fun ride come tourney time.

limit turnovers, make freethrows, and play pissed off defense and this squad could murk some teams. time will tell I guess. they are still a bunch of teenagers so I still don't know what to expect.

the fake keyser soze on the political board is having a mental melt down. what a sad existence that person must have. is fun to watch tho. when people take the paddock message boarding serious it makes for good tv.

People need to quit responding to him in the political board. He writes 3-4 posts to any response he gets.
 
The highlights of a 3-year explosion of renovation:

1) House Numbers: custom from an Alabama art shop called drop metal. Great, affordable handshake to the street with stuff you won’t find at Home Depot.

2) Horizontal stainless wire railing infill on deck.

3) sod/irrigation. When struggling with a lawn, start over and overwater it.

4) radiant floor heating... it’s cheap, delivers room comfort where you want it.

5) groovy faucet. I had my eye on this steam-punk fixture forever, so glad I could incorporate it.


6) kids rooms: fun doing surfer dude theme rooms for em. Older dude wants off though. :cry:

7) good furniture. Go nuts on stuff you can take with you. Room&Board makes quality items.

8) Gray wall paint color selection. Seldom right, but once dialed-in, can change a rooms character in dynamic ways. It, unto itself, is a difficult process and artform.

9) cork floor. Big fan.
 
The highlights of a 3-year explosion of renovation:

1) House Numbers: custom from an Alabama art shop called drop metal. Great, affordable handshake to the street with stuff you won’t find at Home Depot.

2) Horizontal stainless wire railing infill on deck.

3) sod/irrigation. When struggling with a lawn, start over and overwater it.

4) radiant floor heating... it’s cheap, delivers room comfort where you want it.

5) groovy faucet. I had my eye on this steam-punk fixture forever, so glad I could incorporate it.


6) kids rooms: fun doing surfer dude theme rooms for em. Older dude wants off though. :cry:

7) good furniture. Go nuts on stuff you can take with you. Room&Board makes quality items.

8) Gray wall paint color selection. Seldom right, but once dialed-in, can change a rooms character in dynamic ways. It, unto itself, is a difficult process and artform.

9) cork floor. Big fan.
Looks awesome. Nice job.

One of my brother's has a similar sink installed his bathroom. Is that a gooseneck-style faucet? Love the style. We have one in the kitchen and another in the bathroom.
 
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I had a super weird, but very realistic dream about eating human meat:

- it was an industrial urban setting like some POS decayed Baltimore landscape with huge abandoned buildings. Everything was grey and blue toned.

- I was in a convoy of black SUVs with what appeared to be gang members who I was "in" with.

- We stopped at this huge warehouse that was for dog fighting, and were welcomed by a group of scary looking dudes wearing all blue

- Everybody was in blue, I was in blue, but I also had a red hat and when we got out the vehicles I thought "oh crap I'm wearing the wrong color hat"

- but it was cool. Everybody welcomed everybody and it was like a BBQ...

- EXCEPT THEY WERE GONNA BARBECUE HUMAN MEAT.

- And there were some redneck whities from the carolinas who were gonna do the cooking, and some people in the group were dreading the thought of it. The cooking hadn't happened yet, but some people in the group were like throwing up, and I was scared. Then some dude told us it was OK they had cajun sausage for those who didnt' wanna eat human.

- The End.

Interpret that crap.
 
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The highlights of a 3-year explosion of renovation:

1) House Numbers: custom from an Alabama art shop called drop metal. Great, affordable handshake to the street with stuff you won’t find at Home Depot.

2) Horizontal stainless wire railing infill on deck.

3) sod/irrigation. When struggling with a lawn, start over and overwater it.

4) radiant floor heating... it’s cheap, delivers room comfort where you want it.

5) groovy faucet. I had my eye on this steam-punk fixture forever, so glad I could incorporate it.


6) kids rooms: fun doing surfer dude theme rooms for em. Older dude wants off though. :cry:

7) good furniture. Go nuts on stuff you can take with you. Room&Board makes quality items.

8) Gray wall paint color selection. Seldom right, but once dialed-in, can change a rooms character in dynamic ways. It, unto itself, is a difficult process and artform.

9) cork floor. Big fan.
I knew you'd do it up right. Excellent work.
 
I had a super weird, but very realistic dream about eating human meat:

- it was an industrial urban setting like some POS decayed Baltimore landscape with huge abandoned buildings. Everything was grey and blue toned.

- I was in a convoy of black SUVs with what appeared to be gang members who I was "in" with.

- We stopped at this huge warehouse that was for dog fighting, and were welcomed by a group of scary looking dudes wearing all blue

- Everybody was in blue, I was in blue, but I also had a red hat and when we got out the vehicles I thought "oh crap I'm wearing the wrong color hat"

- but it was cool. Everybody welcomed everybody and it was like a BBQ...

- EXCEPT THEY WERE GONNA BARBECUE HUMAN MEAT.

- And there were some redneck whities from the carolinas who were gonna do the cooking, and some people in the group were dreading the thought of it. The cooking hadn't happened yet, but some people in the group were like throwing up, and I was scared. Then some dude told us it was OK they had cajun sausage for those who didnt' wanna eat human.

- The End.

Interpret that crap.
Not an interpretation, but: damn!
 
I had a super weird, but very realistic dream about eating human meat:

- it was an industrial urban setting like some POS decayed Baltimore landscape with huge abandoned buildings. Everything was grey and blue toned.

- I was in a convoy of black SUVs with what appeared to be gang members who I was "in" with.

- We stopped at this huge warehouse that was for dog fighting, and were welcomed by a group of scary looking dudes wearing all blue

- Everybody was in blue, I was in blue, but I also had a red hat and when we got out the vehicles I thought "oh crap I'm wearing the wrong color hat"

- but it was cool. Everybody welcomed everybody and it was like a BBQ...

- EXCEPT THEY WERE GONNA BARBECUE HUMAN MEAT.

- And there were some redneck whities from the carolinas who were gonna do the cooking, and some people in the group were dreading the thought of it. The cooking hadn't happened yet, but some people in the group were like throwing up, and I was scared. Then some dude told us it was OK they had cajun sausage for those who didnt' wanna eat human.

- The End.

Interpret that crap.

Would never eat dinner at your house.

Cause halfway through dinner, someone would compliment the barbecue and Masburned would scan the faces in the room, put his fork down and ask his guests 'Who here knows which animal is the most difficult to hunt?'
 
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Anyone have one a habitual liar/bullshitter at work? It's hard to believe that people like that can have actual jobs. How do you not call them out on that stuff? Drive me nuts.
I used to work with a chick who was officially diagnosed as a pathological liar. Thing is, she was very sweet and really good at her job, but shew wee, the stories she would tell.

For instance, I graduated HS with her brother, and years later she told me that he became a CIA agent specializing in assassinations lmao. The only person less likely to do CIA wet-work would be Chuck Barris. And it wasn’t just big stuff either — she’d lie about where she had lunch, for no reason at all. Fascinating really.
 
Yes. One of the division managers. He always has variations on his Iditarod trip from a few years ago that get more outlandish with time, including outrunning a bald eagle full sprint on a solid sheet of ice. o_O

Right before Christmas, he randomly started talking about how he beat Van Halen in a 3 point shooting contest for charity. I don't know if he meant Sammy Hagar, David Lee Roth, or all of Van Halen, when this was (if last month then even more [laughing] since they are decrepit AF) or what the shit he was even talking about but believe me, it was tremendously hard not to crack up.

I mean, VAN HALEN THREE POINT SHOOTING CONTEST BRAG? WHAT?
 
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@Mashburned , some where in there I believe Sigmund Freud would say you want to have sex with your mother or some shit. I'm sure Willy could go into more detail.

Since I work in a place with so many people, it seems there is just so many people I deal with that lie and or complain about everything that I just tune it out. I only talk to about 5 or 6 people on a regular basis that I like and only deal with others as it relates to work. There are people in here that think I am the best person ever and then there is the group that thinks I am a straight up asshole. They are probably both right to some degree and that is the way I like it. Keep people on their toes and they never know what to expect.
 
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When I lived in Lexington, I worked with a guy that had a huge imagination. He always claimed that he used to work at a govt. facility near Cincy (probably hte Mound DOE site). He claimed he saw something go down there (top secret govt. shit), and so he had to leave. He would periodically claim that they wanted him to come back to work there, but it was a hard decision, because his wife had such a good job in Lex. (this part was true, she managed a Grainger store). He kept saying he'd have to buy a helicopter again (alluded to having been a helicopter pilot/he never was) to make the commute.

Most of his stuff had a tiny bit of truth, but just stretched to be bigger and better than anyone else. It was fun until it got really old.
 
I’ll change it up a little just in case of lurking. Basically dude was hired as a sub and asked if I knew who was in charge of ‘electronics’. I gave him the name and he went into a 10 minute spiel about having years of experience and classwork in electronics and had a 4.0 in electronics studies. Ok. Next day, he’s got certifications in 15 different electronics fields. Next day, his son his son is going to take his certification test online for free. Next day his son has all of his necessary certifications overnight to start working sight unseen despite him being a high schooler IF the boss know what he’s doing. Boss is gonna mess around and miss out on hiring him both if he doesn’t get an email back. On and on and on every day. Just nonsense. Drive me nuts.
 
Hat tip to Kook for the Bialetti confirmation.

Saaaaaa-lute.

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