N.O.B.

[Mashburned]

Breaking: LBJ stands for national anthem, supports white supremacy.

 

[funKYcat75]

If y'all have any wr/rbs you'd like to trade for Brees, I will entertain offers.

Offer has been extended.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Spoiler: **KS**

http://es.pn/2l0KNmj

 

[UKGrad93]

I'll trade Izaya Crowell for Drew Brees.

Funky - I would entertain a wr offer for Matt Ryan.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

You jackals can barter amongst yourselves all you want but you're just spinning your wheels.

Fate determined Mean Machine as 2017 fantastical foosball champs long ago...right about the time the draft took place.

#humble

 

[AustinTXCat]

You jackals can barter amongst yourselves all you want but you're just spinning your wheels.

Fate determined Mean Machine as 2017 fantastical foosball champs long ago...right about the time the draft took place.

#humble

 

[Kooky Kats]

That Handwritten list of demands Karen Sypher wrote prolly totaled $1.5M worth of cash.

Lawyer fees to sue/throw her in slammer, reputation, eventual $44M of “cause” later, and future JoAnne parachute bailout...Pitino shouldn’t have been such a cheap son-of-a-bitch.

Dude should be killing it, but now?

 

[Kooky Kats]

Calming down now...

But.

Have to get into work to prep for morning meeting. My routine is discombobulated due to my bathroom reno. Leave 5 minutes later than scheduled.

Driving. Hit a deer. AHGHGGHGH! I’m no puss, but I can’t stand running over creatures. I plowed this little dude. Apologies.

Pulled over in a parking lot to assess damage to my front end.... contact lens flies out of my eye. I was doing my best blind-Velma for ten minutes under my car with deer shreds dangling from my car's grille.

Found lens.

30 minutes late. Traffic.

This life of mine.

Can’t wait for Tennessee game & Keeneland.

 

[Mashburned]

Damn. Glad you're OK, but deer is not. Finding your contact in that mess is kind of impressive.

Will evaluate trades, but I have commitment issues and don't know what Brees is worth. And I won't give you Brees this week so you can whip my ass with him, Funk.

 

[Mashburned]

That's a great point about Sypher. Those demands were not much, and probabaly similar to amounts Rick and or Jurich have paid to other whores.

And the dumbass is really suing Adidas?

 

[AustinTXCat]

Calming down now...

But.

Have to get into work to prep for morning meeting. My routine is discombobulated due to my bathroom reno. Leave 5 minutes later than scheduled.

Driving. Hit a deer. AHGHGGHGH! I’m no puss, but I can’t stand running over creatures. I plowed this little dude. Apologies.

Pulled over in a parking lot to assess damage to my front end.... contact lens flies out of my eye. I was doing my best blind-Velma for ten minutes under my car with deer shreds dangling from my car's grille.

Found lens.

30 minutes late. Traffic.

This life of mine.

Can’t wait for Tennessee game & Keeneland.

Glad you're okay. I can definitely relate. Renovations suck.

 

[CatGotMyTongue]

#youtoo

Spoiler:

...bitches

 

[Kooky Kats]

This thread dead?

 

[AustinTXCat]

This thread dead?

Yankees might, just might, pull off another W and win the ALCS. Pinstripes could be a beast in the World Series.

 

[Willy4UK]

This thread dead?

Sorry, i haven't been adding much lately. New job, only adding shitty one liners in other threads. Lol

Going to Vegas Nov 10. Girlfiend and I got round trip tickets for $200 total. $100 each out of Tampa. That was a steal.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Yankees might, just might, pull off another W and win the ALCS. Pinstripes could be a beast in the World Series.

Nah.

Not. Winning. Another. Game. Ever.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Sorry, i haven't been adding much lately. New job, only adding shitty one liners in other threads. Lol

Going to Vegas Nov 10. Girlfiend and I got round trip tickets for $200 total. $100 each out of Tampa. That was a steal.

Man, if I were killing it at a new job and knocking the bottom out of a model - I’d be a vapor trail...

Alas, you’re all stuck with my insufferable ass.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Going to Vegas Nov 10. Girlfiend and I got round trip tickets for $200 total. $100 each out of Tampa. That was a steal.

I suppose folks ain’t flocking to Vegas lately.

 

[Willy4UK]

Man, if I were killing it at a new job and knocking the bottom out of a model - I’d be a vapor trail...

Alas, you’re all stuck with my insufferable ass.

Haha, man. Dunno what to say. Shits on the up and up.

Actually tried to stay at Mandalay Bay. Still too expensive

 

[Kooky Kats]

Haha, man. Dunno what to say. Shits on the up and up.

Actually tried to stay at Mandalay Bay. Still too expensive

Good for you!!!

I may just send you another dope congratulatory shower head.

 

[Willy4UK]

Good for you!!!

I may just send you another dope congratulatory shower head.

Need one brah. The ex has mine

 

[Kooky Kats]

Need one brah. The ex has mine

I know. There was a camera installed in it.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Sorry, i haven't been adding much lately. New job, only adding shitty one liners in other threads. Lol

Going to Vegas Nov 10. Girlfiend and I got round trip tickets for $200 total. $100 each out of Tampa. That was a steal.

Awesome deal. Sounds like a plan.

Penny and nickle slots are killer.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

This thread dead?

Bambi killer!

 

[Kooky Kats]

Bambi killer!

Mods, please ban this insufferable terd.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Public Service Announcement

Toasted Anus Uranus alert. View-able in the southeastern sky without a telescope beginning tonight.

 

[-Mav-]

Public Service Announcement

Toasted Anus Uranus alert. View-able in the southeastern sky without a telescope beginning tonight.

"The best way to see Uranus..." This cracks me up every time. Yes, I am an adult, at least chronologically.

 

[funKYcat75]

Mash didn’t accept my trade offer for Brees, I’m rolling with the Red Rocket.

I guess ...

 

[UKGrad93]

Of course Mash didn't accept your trade offer. He just wanted you to know that he has a good qb just sitting on his bench. I learned that last year.

 

[AustinTXCat]

The Orville. Anybody watched it? I'm hooked. Kitan is wild.

 

[TheySoSensitive]

No new Rick and Morty's is effing up my TV rotation.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

@AustinTXCat Drank some Tröegs Hop Knife Harvest Ale last night and tonight. Good stuff.

 

[Mashburned]

Of course Mash didn't accept your trade offer. He just wanted you to know that he has a good qb just sitting on his bench. I learned that last year.

Lol

I asked this e-guru ff site about that trade, and it was pathetic. I'm gonna need at least Marvin Jones Jr for Mr. Brees. I have a 66% percent chance of making the playoffs according to e-guru.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Lol

I asked this e-guru ff site about that trade, and it was pathetic. I'm gonna need at least Marvin Jones Jr for Mr. Brees. I have a 66% percent chance of making the playoffs according to e-guru.

Not sure what this says about you mash, but word on the street is that e-guru is a tree hugging, Millennial, soccer loving barista. Probably doesn't even know what an American football looks like...much less how the game is actually played.

 

[-Mav-]

TFW your first FF matchup for the week gives you an 18 point lead...

TFW you realize it came against your good buddy Willy...

TFW you realize he’s gonna be engaging in copious sex acts with a 20-something supermodel in Vegas this weekend and, well, you’re not...

 

[AustinTXCat]

@AustinTXCat Drank some Tröegs Hop Knife Harvest Ale last night and tonight. Good stuff.

Wish we could get it around here. On my list.

Prost!

 

[AustinTXCat]

You jackals can barter amongst yourselves all you want but you're just spinning your wheels.

Fate determined Mean Machine as 2017 fantastical foosball champs long ago...right about the time the draft took place.

#humble

Amari Cooper scored 33 last night.

#fearthedrunks.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Spare the bullshit answers, Lexington recs for casual bar food and beers...

Go.

 

[Mashburned]

TGI Fridays

 

[AustinTXCat]

Spare the bullshit answers, Lexington recs for casual bar food and beers...

Go.

Dude! There are now like 4 breweries within walking distance (1 mile or so) of Rupp Arena. I plan on checking 'em out on November 26 AND watching me some live Wildcat basketball.