I no longer get excited on game day
We don’t “eat first” anymore
Our coach has lost his swag
I don’t know any of the players
We won’t win another championship under Cal
If Cal leaves, the media will once again paint us as a bunch of ungrateful hillbilly buffoons
I’m just not having any fun
We’ve no chance of winning a championship this year. That means 2022 is our next opportunity, a decade removed from our last one
We keep losing to Kansas
My dog pissed on the floor last night
I’m almost out of bourbon
Sheesh.
We don’t “eat first” anymore
Our coach has lost his swag
I don’t know any of the players
We won’t win another championship under Cal
If Cal leaves, the media will once again paint us as a bunch of ungrateful hillbilly buffoons
I’m just not having any fun
We’ve no chance of winning a championship this year. That means 2022 is our next opportunity, a decade removed from our last one
We keep losing to Kansas
My dog pissed on the floor last night
I’m almost out of bourbon
Sheesh.