If you could box any coach in the nation....

[Clive Gollings]

Who would it be? Keep in mind if you choose an older guy, imagine boxing him during his prime. No one wants to beat up an old dude.

I'm going with Bobby Knight. Him choking the kid and his overall assholness wins him this honor.

2nd choice is Billy Gillispie. Again, the way he treated kids on our team.

 

[TruBluCatFan]

Who would it be? Keep in mind if you choose an older guy, imagine boxing him during his prime. No one wants to beat up an old dude.

I'm going with Bobby Knight. Him choking the kid and his overall assholness wins him this honor.

2nd choice is Billy Gillispie. Again, the way he treated kids on our team.

A young Bobby Knight would kick your ass. Well he would most people but we all know Internet message board posters are all bad ass dudes.

Gillispie, on the other hand, would be a better choice.

 

[Willy4UK]

I'd like to break Saint K's nose for being a created mythical figure concocted by NCAA/ESPN partnership.

 

[Demarcus Kidd-Miller]

Not a fighter. But, if I were pretty shmammered, somebody lined up all the D-1 coaches and said "you get to take a free crack at one just for shits and giggles", I'd sock Crean right in the face. Nothing against the guy. He just has a face that looks like it wants to be punched. After he clapped it off I'm sure I'd drink a beer with him.

 

[thecatsareback#8]

I would test how good Self's toupee is really tied on.

 

[Ugoff]

Kim Mulkey. Never liked her.

 

[chroix]

Bo Ryan. Did Mark Emmerett ever coach?

 

[BlueSince92]

Shaka Smart.

Skinny coaches fight till they're burger.

 

[KINGBEAST]

A young Bobby Knight would kick your ass. Well he would most people but we all know Internet message board posters are all bad ass dudes.

Gillispie, on the other hand, would be a better choice.

I'd take my chances. Knight all the way. One more thing... I'm probably not one of those internet types you speak of. Lol.

 

[Ugoff]

I'd take my chances. Knight all the way. One more thing... I'm probably not one of those internet types you speak of. Lol.

Well if the larger person in your AVI is you, then i'd put 100 on you.

 

[CatEye2010]

Is Izzo too old? He's only about 5'1". I think my reach is longer. And maybe Brad Stevens. Seems like a creampuff. I think I've been listening to Mike Greenburg too much.

Ok, I'll man up. Me and Frank Martin, mano e mano. I'll turn that snarl into a submissive smile.

 

[KINGBEAST]

Well if the larger person in your AVI is you, then i'd put 100 on you.

Yes but unfortunately that is my 46 year old version! Lol. Would have been better against Bobby when I was 25!

 

[TheDude1]

I'd stay away from Knight. He is 6'5, and is a BIG brawny dude with a lot of anger. My guess is he could brawl with the best of them. K was a tough street kid from Chicago and a military guy; he has plenty of experience getting hit and wouldn't go down easily. Frankly, I'd stay away from both of them. Frank Martin? That guy is nuts. F that.

I don't think I would box anyone, to be frank... although Roy's smug orange face drives me nuts.

 

[UKDUNK]

Kevin Ollie. Dude totally stole a title from us.

 

[gollumcat]

Mick Cronin. Have to drop some weight though.

Love to slap Pitino for all his devious backhanded agenda driven bullshat towards us all these years

 

[the nail at the foul line]

Lou Carnesseca

 

[wildbluecatfan]

I'd take Coach K. All you do is wait for him to start slapping the canvas and if you move into him, he'll flop.

 

[BourbonBalz]

Easy one. Booby Knight. I'd love to beat his azz.

 

[JasonS.]

I'd take Bob Knight over Chuck Norris in a fight.

 

[WhiskeyCat]

Rat face K, would love a chance to hit him.

 

[BlueBomb]

Can't believe only one person has chosen Pitino. I am no internet tough guy. Matter of fact, Bobby Knight would surely whoop my ass. But I know I could smack Pitino around. And I'd love to do it. I'd get all crazy on him and start pulling out that fake hair like it was a girl fight. Then I'd make him kiss my Kentucky tattoo...which is on my arm, by the way. Then I'd tell him to use a whole bunch of those superlatives he's fond of to explain how good I just kicked his ass.

But seriously, Knight would whoop my ass.

 

[TruBluCatFan]

Yes but unfortunately that is my 46 year old version! Lol. Would have been better against Bobby when I was 25!

Well you might could take him but no way I'd want to take him on in his prime.

 

[sound defect]

Who would it be? Keep in mind if you choose an older guy, imagine boxing him during his prime. No one wants to beat up an old dude.

I'm going with Bobby Knight. Him choking the kid and his overall assholness wins him this honor.

2nd choice is Billy Gillispie. Again, the way he treated kids on our team.

Crean. His face is very punchable.

 

[letitrainuk]

I would have to pick Robert Montgomery Knight. He may very well whoop me but he'd for damn sure would know I was there. And that's what would make me happy.
I think he'd be too busy running that mouth to get much fighting in haha

 

[Dig Dirkler]

I'd give Nolan Richardson 40 minutes of hell.

 

[Wall2Boogie]

I'd box coach K and send him to Pakistan without a return address

 

[Clive Gollings]

A young Bobby Knight would kick your ass. Well he would most people but we all know Internet message board posters are all bad ass dudes.

Gillispie, on the other hand, would be a better choice.

I'm fairly certain I could take Bobby Knight. But like you said, we're all just internet warriors.

I'd also like to add. Richard Pitino. He's such a spoiled brat that he deserves a boxing glove in his face a few dozen times.

Travis Ford would be my forth. Again , the smugness.

 

[TruBluCatFan]

I'm fairly certain I could take Bobby Knight. But like you said, we're all just internet warriors.

I'd also like to add. Richard Pitino. He's such a spoiled brat that he deserves a boxing glove in his face a few dozen times.

Travis Ford would be my forth. Again , the smugness.

You might could but I know mu limitations. If you and Kingbeast ever get the opportunity I'd pay up to $49.99 for the PPV.

Now Travis Ford, that's one I could get behind. Smug little prick.

 

[Clive Gollings]

Sorry, I don't know who Kingbeast is.

 

[TruBluCatFan]

Sorry, I don't know who Kingbeast is.

Scroll up in the thread. He picked Bobby Knight too. He's a big old boy too.

 

[Clive Gollings]

Nah. He's a bully and a pussy. Besides, like Dalton said, take the biggest guy in the world and smash his knee and he'll drop like a stone.

/QUOTE]
I"m note sure about my road house trivia, but wasn't the sam ellliot guy the one that said that

 

[Smashcat]

Boeheim wants to be bitch-slapped.

 

[Clive Gollings]

Scroll up in the thread. He picked Bobby Knight too. He's a big old boy too.

Gotcha. I miss his post.

Another would be Steven Alford.

ooops

 

[villefan76]

Who was the assistant under Coach Hall that was about to beat Knight's a** after he smacked Coach in the back of the head?

 

[BurpinTurpin]

Roy Williams. One little baby pinch and he'd collapse into tears. I wouldn't have to worry about him taking any self-defense classes, because he would have skipped them all.

Then I'd probably feel bad for him and give him a cold Co-Coler and some Nanna Puddin'. Edit: No I wouldn't. Screw that cheater.