You will be worth millions at some point in the future.
- Took it on the chin today but unbelievably Apple is still up on the week.
UKO not you chief
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You will be worth millions at some point in the future.
- Took it on the chin today but unbelievably Apple is still up on the week.
Well the New York Times found it fit to print so it made it a bit further than that...No. Not really. There is a shitty article from a local news station that features a tweet from PepperoniDave (53 followers) and a tweet from Boooory (51 followers) that said to Cancel Chase and Defund Paw Patrol.
Maybe you should be wondering why such a shitty story is published and what the motivations behind it are.
I’ll spend my Friday not worrying about PepperoniDave and his tweets
Anyone actually read the stupid Times op-ed?
Imagine all the people!In a 24/7 365 minute by minute news cycle, you’ve gotta createnewscontent by any means necessary. If your profits aren’t continuously increasing on an infinity time scale you’re a failing business.
So work every angle, create an angle if you need to, and always remember to stoke fear, feed one side’s inherent bias while shitting all over the other side’s inherent bias. Clicks, ratings and profits are self sustaining if you engage emotionally. “News” is boring and people don’t care about things they aren’t offended by. All these billions won’t print themselves.
Unless, of course, you’re the federal government. In that situation, you gotta protect your power and re-election. So you pick a side, follow the “news” to get the pulse of your loudest constituents, and you pander to them at all costs. The loud ones influence the silent ones, or the silent ones don’t bother voting.
Once elected you can retreat to the back rooms where the real money lives and pass laws no one actually reads written by the companies who funded your campaign. Want to get a little something done for your State, that’s cool, but I’m going to need you to slide in a, b, and c. Don’t worry, no one will notice or care that much, they’re too busy arguing with each other on Facebook and Twitter.
Rinse, repeat, push us all further apart.
Anyone actually read the stupid Times op-ed?
All the lawyers on here have been practicing long enough, we won't even mount a defense...just insert Alonzo Mourning gif.It’s almost like there are too many rules because there are too many lawyers. Yet, the biggest complainers seem to be lawyers (present or former). It’s almost like you guys made your own bed here. Wow.
You’re not worthy.Would not bang.
I read it. Here's the author. Nothing like letting someone who looks like this trigger Americans. Well done, NY Times!
With Bubba Wallace doing his thing in NASCAR, now would be the time for him to bust out the 70's movie Greased Lightning starring Richard Pryor and Beau Bridges. It is about African / American race car driver Wendell Scott battling racism while trying to make it in a white mans sport. Could even change his name to Wendell Wallace or Bubba Scott. That would get the NASCAR fans woke, after getting the confederate flag removed from tracks, dude could stamped his permanent career in NASCAR. All of that praise just a month after losing his sponsor for quitting a video game. What a country.
Lol. Exactly. All comedians were cancelled. His segment is phenomenal.Hold up, Millennial Twitter- it’s cool to like Dave Chappelle again? He’s uncanceled? That’s a relief.