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On the farm we just cut the sack open and rip the balls out. Give them an antibiotic shot and send them in their way.
Total anecdata but I've heard way more horror stories about tubal ligation versus an IUD (there are non-hormonal options) or dude getting snipped.
For you getting snipped fellas out there: what happens if you leave your wife for a smoking hot 25-year old who wants to have kids? I just don't know how you can be so selfish not to think of how that will make her feel.
I THINK the difference waterhead, is that one of you has been tasked with solving this huge problem.
Castrating bulls was one of the worst things I participated in as a child. Cut the sack, pull out the balls, give them a shot and slap hot tar on their sack area to seal it up.
Huber did you really just type a 20 paragraph rebuttal to Bucket? He knows nothing about business except what the teachers union told him.
Huber did you really just type a 20 paragraph rebuttal to Bucket? He knows nothing about business except what the teachers union told him.
Bands work okay on really small bulls, but a nut can pop out and stag the animal. Then it's not good for food or breeding and you have to sell it for half price to McDonald's.
When cutting, sometimes you can hear the cords pop/snap from within the bull when you yank the balls out.
So one-balled bulls are the secret to Big Macs being so delicious? Who knew?
During my consult for vasectomy, with wife in the room, doc says "might as well check your prostate since your britches are already down."
That was fun.
That was fun.
Getting your prostrate checked while prostate. Might as well.
My vasectomy wasn’t a bad experience. Mine was performed on the Thursday morning going into Labor Day Weekend 2019. I was laid up that day and night. Worked out well as that night was the opening night of college football.
The next night we went to the pool for dinner and I took a swim. Then next day I went to the UK home opener and tailgated at the Extrav.
A little annoying swelling but nothing painful.
The next night we went to the pool for dinner and I took a swim. Then next day I went to the UK home opener and tailgated at the Extrav.
A little annoying swelling but nothing painful.
The kids thinking business owners are the boogeyman yet they worship at the foot of big business like Apple, Google, Amazon and can;t live without them. Each regulation puts a small business owner, like Huber, one step closer to failure to the benefit of Lowe's and Home Depot. Any regulation submitted for a vote look for who benefits and you'll probably see big business. Minimum wage, big business. Immigration, big business. But, you knew that..
* I made celebratory split pea soup when I was done icing Hercules & the Testicles Brothers with frozen peas after my procedure. (I actually used a bag that wasn't used in the healing process, so it was purely ceremonial)
* In 1972, my father rode his motorcycle home from his vasectomy.
* Are some of you actually complaining because the candidate you didn't vote for is doing something that you wanted them to do?
I guess that's better than complaining about a fake story about only being allowed to eat 4 lbs. of meat a year. Right, Pope?
* I hope all the politicians lose.
* Shit, that's all I've got. Too busy. Wouldn't want to take any space from White Wayne's 4 posts a page, anyway.
* In 1972, my father rode his motorcycle home from his vasectomy.
* Are some of you actually complaining because the candidate you didn't vote for is doing something that you wanted them to do?
I guess that's better than complaining about a fake story about only being allowed to eat 4 lbs. of meat a year. Right, Pope?
* I hope all the politicians lose.
* Shit, that's all I've got. Too busy. Wouldn't want to take any space from White Wayne's 4 posts a page, anyway.
I WANTED TO WATCH SPORTS THIS WEEKEND, but my wife said..." ONLY IF YOU GET YOUR NUTS CUT OFF".
The Masters was soooooo good, it was worth it.
Bunch of henpecked bitches in here.
The Masters was soooooo good, it was worth it.
Bunch of henpecked bitches in here.
Something I don’t really get, these people with free range cats. They just let them run wild and then act surprised when they don’t come back. Coyotes man.
- Time to turn off the sprinklers mother nature, we're good. You've cut into our domesto patio season a bit too much.
- Paul's is hitting their stride on the summer produce selection. Best spot in town for those items by a mile.
- Kudos for still giving back the past year, Huber. Commendable.
- Harps was one hell of a companion. Keep that in mind these next few days Clark 😢
- A playoff hockey game is on my bucket list. Atmosphere is unreal on tv, can't imagine it in the arena.
- That sport in general delivers the best professional live viewing experience. Limited stoppage. Even less replay. Great hair metal tunes during the breaks. In & out in under 3 hours. Check it out if you've never dabbled.
- A Caddy Day 1:00 - 1:15 exclusive access to the Signature Club would be a fitting way to celebrate the 10 year Olympics anniversary. And with those boards we could get one hell of a Jumpball game going.
- Drum stick was the go-to from the ice cream truck.
- Paul's is hitting their stride on the summer produce selection. Best spot in town for those items by a mile.
- Kudos for still giving back the past year, Huber. Commendable.
- Harps was one hell of a companion. Keep that in mind these next few days Clark 😢
- A playoff hockey game is on my bucket list. Atmosphere is unreal on tv, can't imagine it in the arena.
- That sport in general delivers the best professional live viewing experience. Limited stoppage. Even less replay. Great hair metal tunes during the breaks. In & out in under 3 hours. Check it out if you've never dabbled.
- A Caddy Day 1:00 - 1:15 exclusive access to the Signature Club would be a fitting way to celebrate the 10 year Olympics anniversary. And with those boards we could get one hell of a Jumpball game going.
- Drum stick was the go-to from the ice cream truck.
Yep. Pro hockey games truly are incredible.
Playoff hockey games are a whole nother level. Blessed enough to have not missed a CBJ home playoff game since 2009.
Playoff hockey games are a whole nother level. Blessed enough to have not missed a CBJ home playoff game since 2009.
He's waiting for the talking points email to get sent out before he responds again.
When the Blues came out of the locker room to Enter Sandman for Game 3 of the Stanley Cup Finals two years ago it was the loudest arena I've ever been a part of. Unreal noise.
We’re doing just fine. Great really. The kids just got their bellies full by splitting 1 bag of ramen.
No vasectomy for this guy. I'd just jack off until I die I if my wife cut me off.
I mean really, sex with the wife is like eating a good steak. Sure, it's awesome while I'm eating it, afterwards, I may as well ate a salad because I'm full.
Yes. I've had a few at the local Mexican place tonight so, whatever.
I mean really, sex with the wife is like eating a good steak. Sure, it's awesome while I'm eating it, afterwards, I may as well ate a salad because I'm full.
Yes. I've had a few at the local Mexican place tonight so, whatever.
Anyone follow Marc Weinberg? Talk about thin skin.
THEY SAID I SAID ITNWOUKD RAIN. IT DODNT FOR 15 MINUTES AND THE CALLWD ME A dirty JEW. THEN IT RAINED AND THEY DELETED THEIR COMMENT!!!
Marc, if you are reading this, stay cool, dude. It's the internet.
THEY SAID I SAID ITNWOUKD RAIN. IT DODNT FOR 15 MINUTES AND THE CALLWD ME A dirty JEW. THEN IT RAINED AND THEY DELETED THEIR COMMENT!!!
Marc, if you are reading this, stay cool, dude. It's the internet.
Worst part for me was taking the samples back. Had my gallbladder removed by a Dr at the same building. Took my sample to the wrong office...put the paper sack containing the sample on the desk to drop it off. Receptionist/Nurse FREAKED out.
Comparing sex with the wife to eating steak and being “full”. Which makes me realize how lucky I am at this point.
My wife, shew wee, god bless her, just convinced me to buy her a new home since the construction loan was such a debacle.
Threw in a half ass low ball offer just to appease her, and I’ll be damned if they didn’t accept.
Talk about getting F’d!!
My wife, shew wee, god bless her, just convinced me to buy her a new home since the construction loan was such a debacle.
Threw in a half ass low ball offer just to appease her, and I’ll be damned if they didn’t accept.
Talk about getting F’d!!
Sorry for having to let your dog go, Clark. We lost one ourselves today. Always, always sucks.
UK wins O/U this season at 6.5? That is easy money, boys and girls. We'll win our first 3 and our last 3. Florida, Tennessee, and LSU at home, South Carolina, Mississippi State, and Georgia on the road. We'll get 1 win out of that, maybe 3-4 if we get some breaks.
Was looking at that 2014 NBA Draft class with Jokic becoming the lowest drafted player in history to win the MVP. Cleanthony Early was such a good college player. Still think Wichita State would've run the table had we not put them out.
UK wins O/U this season at 6.5? That is easy money, boys and girls. We'll win our first 3 and our last 3. Florida, Tennessee, and LSU at home, South Carolina, Mississippi State, and Georgia on the road. We'll get 1 win out of that, maybe 3-4 if we get some breaks.
Was looking at that 2014 NBA Draft class with Jokic becoming the lowest drafted player in history to win the MVP. Cleanthony Early was such a good college player. Still think Wichita State would've run the table had we not put them out.
WCC, ever thought about being a campaign manager? Maybe get Tommy to join you?
Alyssa Milano considering run for Congress
Alyssa Milano considering run for Congress
I’m seeing 8-4 worst case, 9-3 is easily possible. I bet it today myself.
In the last three years I have paid several million to the IRS. Anybody who thinks that’s fair/reasonable is a f’n idiot. I built it out of thin air. No SBA loan or help from our government.
I did get one PPP loan of 30k(which was forgiven). Thanks for the 3% rebate.
It wouldn’t bother me if they spent the money somewhat responsibly. We can do more for the community with that money I EARNED than they will.
I did get one PPP loan of 30k(which was forgiven). Thanks for the 3% rebate.
It wouldn’t bother me if they spent the money somewhat responsibly. We can do more for the community with that money I EARNED than they will.
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The government is the least efficient entity you can think of and we allow it to grow every cycle
this time it was due to a virus
this time it was due to a virus
-Term limits (2 term max) and no pension or “for life” retirement benefits
-Balanced budget with 100% visibility
-At least 50% of fed income tax must be reinvested into infrastructure, elderly and children in need, and small business
Start there and we can tackle the rest later.
-Balanced budget with 100% visibility
-At least 50% of fed income tax must be reinvested into infrastructure, elderly and children in need, and small business
Start there and we can tackle the rest later.
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