* Do besties and BFFs still miss each other's faces?
* Jeff Bezos with the ultimate centi-billionaire flex, announcing he'll be going to outer space on his own rocket.
* My buddy (and supremely talented runner) is the great grandson of Andrew Higgins. WW2 honks will know who that is. The rest will have to Google him. Thru the WW2 museum, he's gotten to travel to Europe multiple times attending ceremonies and historic events. Pretty amazing way to honor his legacy.
And if you're even down here partying on Bourbon Street, take a day off from the hand grenades and pay the museum a visit. It's incredible, and they do so many great things to keep veterans engaged.
* Nyquil is amazing, and is a go-to crutch I probably use way too often.
* Sea salt really just embarrasses all the other forms of salt. Clear cut winner in that category, like Usain Bolt style.
* NOBODY separates fools from their money like Floyd Mayweather. What a genius. $50 million for bouncing around a ring and slap fighting a YouTube star. Amazing.
(btw -- how many of you assholes actually watched that??)
* 2021 stats for Jesse Winker:
batting average = .350 (2nd in MLB)
on-base % = .412 (5th in MLB)
slugging % = .665 (1st in MLB)
HR = 17 (2nd in MLB)
runs = 44 (4th in MLB)
hits = 70 (5th in MLB)
UKO = can eat every dick ever
* When Army recruiters would call or post up at my high school, I used the "thanks, but I'm gay" line. Those were the good ole days.
* We've been at war in/with Afghanistan for TWENTY FREAKING YEARS. F'ing politicians, man.
* Top 5 Brooks & Dunn songs...
- Neon Moon
- Lost and Found
- Brand New Man
- My Next Broken Heart
- Red Dirt Road
* So the Olympics start in like a few weeks or something?
* Jeff Bezos with the ultimate centi-billionaire flex, announcing he'll be going to outer space on his own rocket.
* My buddy (and supremely talented runner) is the great grandson of Andrew Higgins. WW2 honks will know who that is. The rest will have to Google him. Thru the WW2 museum, he's gotten to travel to Europe multiple times attending ceremonies and historic events. Pretty amazing way to honor his legacy.
And if you're even down here partying on Bourbon Street, take a day off from the hand grenades and pay the museum a visit. It's incredible, and they do so many great things to keep veterans engaged.
* Nyquil is amazing, and is a go-to crutch I probably use way too often.
* Sea salt really just embarrasses all the other forms of salt. Clear cut winner in that category, like Usain Bolt style.
* NOBODY separates fools from their money like Floyd Mayweather. What a genius. $50 million for bouncing around a ring and slap fighting a YouTube star. Amazing.
(btw -- how many of you assholes actually watched that??)
* 2021 stats for Jesse Winker:
batting average = .350 (2nd in MLB)
on-base % = .412 (5th in MLB)
slugging % = .665 (1st in MLB)
HR = 17 (2nd in MLB)
runs = 44 (4th in MLB)
hits = 70 (5th in MLB)
UKO = can eat every dick ever
* When Army recruiters would call or post up at my high school, I used the "thanks, but I'm gay" line. Those were the good ole days.
* We've been at war in/with Afghanistan for TWENTY FREAKING YEARS. F'ing politicians, man.
* Top 5 Brooks & Dunn songs...
- Neon Moon
- Lost and Found
- Brand New Man
- My Next Broken Heart
- Red Dirt Road
* So the Olympics start in like a few weeks or something?