ADVERTISEMENT

GYERO

Buying a Tesla was a painless experience. Just click your choice of the few options and you are all set. No salesperson, no haggling, no human dealings. Like buying from Amazon.

Contrast that with buying a BMW recently and the usual obfuscation about finance/cash price, etc, refusal to provide a price over email, etc.. It doesn't matter if you are buying a Ford Escort or a Mercedes G Wagen (now that's a NICE Jeep-like vehicle), you have to deal with a sleazy salesperson.
 
Look, I am a very judgemental person. But other than PT Cruisers and a few other stupid looking models, I’ve never been one to dog someone over their choice of cars.


What about a Vanderbilt fan that drives both a Tesla AND BMW?

- wife’s 20 year HS reunion on Saturday. Was given a mushroom chocolate to “micro dose”. Just not into it, psychedelics have just never been my thing and don’t agree with me. Feel very out of control on them. Was offered Ketamine as well, but made the decision that I have tried all the drugs I will ever try and will be adding no new ones at my advanced age. Happy for big K though, seems to really be all the rage. The guy that offered me the K pissed himself after eating like 10 chocolates and turned the microdose into a macro dose. Also saw my wife’s ex that she broke up with to start dating me. He’s a recovering Heroin addict and looked like one, so that was nice to see. And yes, in case you’re wondering, my wife went HS in West Virginia.

-Speaking of getting popular, WTF is with the Bog Bag. In case you don’t know what that is go to any pool and you will see that EVERY SINGLE FEMALE has one. They are basically a croc turned into a beach bag, that really isn’t that cool or convenient. The advertising folks for that bag should be promoted to President, they attained market saturation in a month.
 
Did your wife's ex start doing heroin after she left him or before? That makes a huge difference in whether your story is awesome or you're over here trying to take credit for cucking a junkie. Possible stolen valor alert.
 
Did your wife's ex start doing heroin after she left him or before? That makes a huge difference in whether your story is awesome or you're over here trying to take credit for cucking a junkie. Possible stolen valor alert.

It was a good 5 years after they broke up. He’s a nice enough guy I guess, he looks about 80 years old now.
 
GVcjeUwaMAUnN0R
 
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT