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I HAVE sat down to piss on occasion, but it's pretty rare. Don't see anything wrong with it though. Just seems faster to stand. Have I ever caught the front of my sweats/sleep pants/drawstring? No doubt.

If I don't hear the stream hit the water though, I know to immediately look for trouble and so I avoid a disaster.

It's America; urinate however you f***ing want to.
You know what is NOT fun though? Leaving the light off, deciding to sit down, and realizing you left the seat up earlier.
 
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Myles Murphy HAS to be considered a monumental steal, right? An already nasty D-line just got more formidable.
Meanwhile, Green Bay crapped the bed again. They drafted Dolph Lundgren in the first, and then kept trading down to accumulate NINE 6th and 7th round picks, drafted that vag QB that Levis couldn't beat out. Used a 5th rounder on a GD kicker that wouldn't have been drafted anyway, and ignored the defensive backfield until they plucked a pretty sus Valentine from UK.
 
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Bengals actually had a plan this draft- get the freak athletes at positions for depth, eventual starters. Sort of thing teams like Pittsburgh etc have done in the past. Can’t have too many fast pass rushers or DBs.
 
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Bengals draft was flawless for them. Hubbard is old and they now have a very talented guy coming behind him. They added a DB and a safety which they needed despite adding Dax Hill last year. That’s huge for them.

Adding a RB and WR that both are solid and 4.4 speed is sneaky great depth for when Mixon and Higgins both possibly move on.
 
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- Miss y’all.

- Relocated to Austin and took a Sr Strategist position with a firm.

- Two GYERO run ins the past month.

Ap.com in Vegas for the political “Emmy” awards. I was nominated for one and lost.

Ap.com came to our firm’s party, great time. He crushed it with awards.

- Hung out with BBdK in Austin last weekend. Started as a low key night…but as always shit turns up quick whenever we hang out.

Somehow talked our bartender into leaving his post mid shift and he showed us the local spots.

Had a blast.

- The amount of chicks in Austin is unreal. 90% of the bars have chicks outnumbering guys 3-1.

Was able to capitalize last night, been here 2.5 weeks and have been getting my office under way, last night was the first time I have gone out with a chick since being here…smoke show, but not in the top 10-15% of females out, it’s so damn talent rich.
 
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krazykats said:
Bengals draft was flawless for them. Hubbard is old and they now have a very talented guy coming behind him. They added a DB and a safety which they needed despite adding Dax Hill last year. That’s huge for them.

Adding a RB and WR that both are solid and 4.4 speed is sneaky great depth for when Mixon and Higgins both possibly move on.
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Hubbard is only 27.
 
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It sure seems like he is older. They have an out with him after next season that gets his 10M per year off the books. That could help in extending Chase.
 
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Hopefully some of these teams are watching Looney dominate this game and see that Oscar might be able to help them. The Kings wish they had him right now.
 
I think this should be a bigger story. I mean, this is unbelievable:






So Mel Kiper Jr. goes through 2-3 full pumpkin pies A WEEK, taking down a monster slice like above every morning and then again at night as a "snack." And that includes 12 of those Reddi-Whip canisters that he goes through, again, every week.

The whole pizza without the cheese but then substituting in mashed potatoes is too much for me to even get to. How is this all even possible? How is he still alive? I normally would be skeptical but Kiper is so idiosyncratic I believe it all.

BTW, as a big NFL Draft nerd, I sort of miss the days when the draft looked like it was just a bunch of shady mobsters smoking stogies and cutting deals in a dimly lit underground bunker. It's amazing how popular it is because at it's core it's still really really nerdy. Thankfully, they've at least moved off of the tragedy-porn of a few years ago. "Yeah Trey, this is a great draft pick for the Lions here. He's a 6'1, 186 lbs. receiver out of Florida State, a redshirt sophomore with a 41" vertical, as a child his uncle touched his butthole, 7 of his 8 TDs last year went for over 30 yards, and despite the fact that everyone he's ever known will be dead someday, as such is the beautiful riddle of life Trey, but he said he's beyond excited to get to Detroit and play with Jared Goff. Back to you!"
 
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I’m absolutely a football NFL Draft nerd. Had 6 guys over last Thursday out on the back patio eating Chicken&Shrimp Hibachi, downing some old Fashioneds and cutting up.

Do that every year with the neighborhood dads just dying to get out of the house.
 
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It's more common than you think. - UKO, probably

The Panthers were absolute assclowns this whole series and I was still ecstatic to see them beat the Bruins. Touch that whole city.

40 point deficit in regular season standings, what an upset. This is 2001 Seattle Mariners all over again.
 
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It'saDoneDeal said:
"Yeah Trey, this is a great draft pick for the Lions here. He's a 6'1, 186 lbs. receiver out of Florida State, a redshirt sophomore with a 41" vertical, as a child his uncle touched his butthole, 7 of his 8 TDs last year went for over 30 yards, and despite the fact that everyone he's ever known will be dead someday, as such is the beautiful riddle of life Trey, but he said he's beyond excited to get to Detroit and play with Jared Goff. Back to you!"
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That part, just casually tossed in there, made me chuckle because it’s true.
 
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It's more common than you think. - UKO, probably

The Panthers were absolute assclowns this whole series and I was still ecstatic to see them beat the Bruins. Touch that whole city.

40 point deficit in regular season standings, what an upset. This is 2001 Seattle Mariners all over again.
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Yeah, I’m fine with cole but he never responded because he knew he was wrong. In what 40 years it’s happened 6 times? There’s two one seeds on both sides so 80 times at least and it’s happened six? Come on bro, it’s not “how sports work” or “normal”.
 
cut_itloosedoubledeuce said:
Tell me that you don’t understand modern NBA without telling me you don’t.
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I don't really care about the modern NBA but I do know that Looney dominated the 3rd quarter, ripped the Kings heart out and if the Kings were smart they'd be looking for a guy just like Looney for their team next year. Doesn't have to be a starter or even a regular rotation guy.
 
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I don't really care about the modern NBA but I do know that Looney dominated the 3rd quarter, ripped the Kings heart out and if the Kings were smart they'd be looking for a guy just like Looney for their team next year. Doesn't have to be a starter or even a regular rotation guy.
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He ain’t wrong here. Rebounds and FTs were their worst enemy.
 
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