GYERO ARCHIVE
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Don't think we've ever had a funeral home SNACKDOWN.
Here for it tbh...
Here for it tbh...
I thought you stuck your dick in the mashed potatoes, not the party sub.
THE BEASTIE BOYS WERE LIARS (per BristolCat).
THE BEASTIE BOYS WERE LIARS (per BristolCat).
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Not me. I go to wakes to remind folks of the STANDARD that the deceased failed to meet and admonish everyone for being sad over the end of a life so poorly lived.
Was at a funeral visitation the Sunday before last… individually wrapped ham/turkey and cheese in the family room with all the fixins in a separate box.
Don’t sleep on a great chocolate chip cookie at a funeral either. Not aunt Betty’s two-day old dry cookie. I’m talking about a bakery purchased over buttered 4 inch chocolate chunk cookie.
Don't care for the giant cookie. It's usually been sitting for awhile and cookies are the French fry of the dessert world. Delicious when hot and fresh but quickly become inedible. Maybe that has symbolism at a funeral but I'll have pie served when I go.
My 7-year old’s new found pleasure in life is asking Alexa every morning what Louisville’s basketball record is and then laughing hysterically when she says “4-23 and 2-12 in the ACC”. He does this with other teams too, and always gets pissed off, puzzled look on his face when Alexa gives the women’s record instead of the men’s.
No, you put the dick in the middle like monie.
If people aren't eating good at my funeral what was the ****ing point? Might as well just go out to the cemetery and piss on my grave later that day.
You’re isolating one game for Duke and 2 games for UK. Gotta look at every team on the schedule to see their results as well. Yes, A&M won, helping UK but what about the other teams on UK’s schedule. Could have been a net negative when factoring in all results.
Yea. The Quad 3/4 losses vs Dukes zero Quad 3/4 losses. I didn’t look into it thoroughly.
Honestly was just pointing out the 9 point jump for Duke for just one win over 101st Cuse.
Honestly was just pointing out the 9 point jump for Duke for just one win over 101st Cuse.
lmaooo HUBERT!! What a stud. My favorite hire of all time.
DJ Burns 😍
Preseason #1. Everyone back*. 16-11 (8-8) #ukolikeshisteam. Eat shit!
DJ Burns 😍
Preseason #1. Everyone back*. 16-11 (8-8) #ukolikeshisteam. Eat shit!
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Also, that stupid Q4 loss we have is prob costing us about 10 spots.
Always good to see those bitches lose.
Speaking of funerals, why do we still wear all black, speak quietly and act super sad? If it’s a younger person I get it, but if I make it to 50-60 please for the love of god turn up, wear some colorful happy garb, bring all the food you want and enjoy.
Funerals should be much more like weddings in my opinion.
Very few people are probably like, “I hope everyone cries and is sad at my funeral.”
Funerals should be much more like weddings in my opinion.
Very few people are probably like, “I hope everyone cries and is sad at my funeral.”
Jesus Christ, that is some "It's a banana, what could it cost, ten dollars?" Energy, man. There's some good living left to be done at 50-60. You're ready to bury half of gyero.
What's even the point of living if you can no longer date 25 year olds?
Hopefully Ole Hubes has thanked Manek privately & appropriately.
Otherwise, his first 2 years are an absolute dumpster fire. No excuses this year, as his replacement was widely considered a top 3 portal add.
He’s a mess & UNC Twitter is glorious. Also, Caleb Love is horrible. Dude really messed up not bouncing off the fluke NCAA run.
Anybody need a 39% volume shooting (30% from 3) & 2 assist headcase PG?
Not anymore. #CarolinaWay
Otherwise, his first 2 years are an absolute dumpster fire. No excuses this year, as his replacement was widely considered a top 3 portal add.
He’s a mess & UNC Twitter is glorious. Also, Caleb Love is horrible. Dude really messed up not bouncing off the fluke NCAA run.
Anybody need a 39% volume shooting (30% from 3) & 2 assist headcase PG?
Not anymore. #CarolinaWay
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Gonna be alot of crawling skin over in Chapel Hill when Wilbon accuses them of being racist for wanting to run off ole Hubert.
UKO may take 40 F-150 selfies this week in preparation.
UKO may take 40 F-150 selfies this week in preparation.
UKO doesn’t drive a F-150. He drives a Ranger.
Sounds like you are raising good children. Good on you.
Yup, must suck to be Pete Nance. You leave a squad that went 15-16 last year and was picked to finish at the bottom of the B1G this year for a team that was preseason #1 and had an open starting spot that you were able to slide right into.
Now your old team and historic college basketball laughingstock Northwestern is projected to be around a 6 seed led by their Duke alum HC Chris Collins.
In the meantime, the blue blood you jumped ship to is a raging dumpster fire and would be college basketball's laughingstock if not for lil bro.
Wonder if he has any regrets.
Easy now, they hang banners for that - I've seen 'em in the Dean Dome. TS. #StillABannerYear
I said me technically, not everyone, but I don’t have kids so it’s different. For those with kids, please make it to 70-80. After 80, you did it, you beat the average so it’s all butter after that.
But still if you had 60 solid years, that’s a good run I feel. The day I can’t move around like a normal person or lose cognitive abilities, you can just bury me like John C Reilly on Step Brothers.
Shout out to @anthonys735 for the reminder about Etsy. Furnishing my house and realized I don’t have to get all the generic stuff from Amazon.
Picture frames & decor on there are way better than Amazon.
Picture frames & decor on there are way better than Amazon.
It’s 5:14pm and we are out of things to do for the kids this wknd. Only so many times you can jump in the pool or take a walk around the neighborhood or play hoops when ur kids are up at 4:30am daily.
Make them read rogue's posts. That will exhaust anyone.
Toughen up, bitch. People have been dealing with little kids who don’t sleep since literally the beginning of recorded history.
Edit - for clarity’s sake, the “bitch” was directed at deuce, not wodie sloot.
Edit - for clarity’s sake, the “bitch” was directed at deuce, not wodie sloot.
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On the bright side, I taught my 3.5 year old the word “hoover” and since she can’t pronounce her “v” very well, she has been walking around calling everyone a “whore” all wknd.
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