We just need him to be a threat a la '11 Terrence Jones.
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We just need him to be a threat a la '11 Terrence Jones.
HEY RICK THIS IS THE BEST TEAM YOUVE COACHED IN 15 SECONDS LMAO
WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO IN 15 SECONDS OH WAIT I YHINK I KNOW HAVE SEX AND JIZZ ON YOUR FOOT
HEY RICK LETS CHANGE THE SHOT CLOCK TO 15 SECONDS WE KNOW YOULL GET A SHOT OFF- ON YOUR DAMN FOOT YOU PERCERT
WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO IN 15 SECONDS OH WAIT I YHINK I KNOW HAVE SEX AND JIZZ ON YOUR FOOT
HEY RICK LETS CHANGE THE SHOT CLOCK TO 15 SECONDS WE KNOW YOULL GET A SHOT OFF- ON YOUR DAMN FOOT YOU PERCERT
I don't care what anyone says, the Pitino/15-second ejaculation jokes will never get old. Ever.
I agree. Those jokes just come so easy.
I couldn't figure out why BRax had put all of those quality and enjoyable jokes in all caps.
Given HOFCRP's penchant for hyperbole and egomania, can we safely assume it was more like 7.5 seconds?
It's one of the most amazing sexual tales ever told:
(1) Pitino bangs a random crazy skank in a restaurant on a moment's notice.
(2) Per his own testimony he ejaculated in 15 seconds down his leg.
(3) He somehow still managed to impregnate said skank.
(4) He then gets his crony to drive her to Cincinnati for an abortion.
(5) The crony and skank fall in love(?) and get married.
THIS ALL HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE.
(1) Pitino bangs a random crazy skank in a restaurant on a moment's notice.
(2) Per his own testimony he ejaculated in 15 seconds down his leg.
(3) He somehow still managed to impregnate said skank.
(4) He then gets his crony to drive her to Cincinnati for an abortion.
(5) The crony and skank fall in love(?) and get married.
THIS ALL HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE.
Common Core Math: Katina knows Andre only wants clean white girls, but she brings Jazzy, Rod-Ni and TooTall. How many recruits still sex'd?
Honestly I think we overlook a big part of that story, that is all the unknown shenanigans that lead to (1) listed above.
Seriously, how was he not fired for that? Oh yeah, he was allegedly blackmailed. Focus on the accuser, not the actual act itself.
Anyone who wants to claim that was an isolated incident just needs to look at how quickly it came (ha) together. It clearly wasn't his first adultery rodeo.
Didnt he at one point say to her "Whatcha got under there?" or something of the like?
Thats a fairly bold pick up line.
Thats a fairly bold pick up line.
A strip club in L.A. favorited my " #BestTeamIn40YearsAt pole dancer watching" tweet. ![[banana]](https://ct.yimg.com/mr/uploads/891/1682178.gif "banana [banana]")
Don't forget the loyalty bonus and "grand ambassador for the athletic program" comment.
I mean, I've never been to Porcini's but I assume it's like most other restaraunts I've been to, meaning there's a long and winding road from "tell me about your specials" to "I did, down my leg".
I've never been to Porcini's because I've heard they let old men f*** people on their tables.
Also- I believe that all of the Pitino/Sypher jokes are fair game so long as he gets to play the BIL died in 9/11 card.
Serious question- do people in Louisville know which booth it was? I assume it's not marked, but is it treated differently, like the trolley car in the Old Spaghetti Factory, only more skanky?
It's amazing really, it's the best Lifetime network movie script ever.
Tim Sypher was a total ass to everybody each time he came in to the dealership to get his car back in the day, too. F*** that guy.
Porcini is awesome. Pitino not being able to keep his dick out of Fairdale skanks doesn't change that.
This whole Pitino has integrity, has never lied, blah blah blah. I mean Deener has said this 1000 times. "He didn't lie... he just had sex with another woman and was extorted."
Serious question, what shows a bigger lack of integrity than breaking vows of marriage? Also, any reasonable person can surmise that incident in Porcini want isolated.
He has no God Damn integrity.
Serious question, what shows a bigger lack of integrity than breaking vows of marriage? Also, any reasonable person can surmise that incident in Porcini want isolated.
He has no God Damn integrity.
"Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"
Cool. You guys can eat at Porcini's, and I'll eat at any of the 8,921 other restaurants in Louisville that presumably don't allow old men to fornicate on the furniture.
Anth/Rich your boy Scott Daveneport slobbs him to the point of extreme uncomfortability and this morning was the zenith.
Men should not speak of other men in the manner Scott does Rick. Unsavory.
Men should not speak of other men in the manner Scott does Rick. Unsavory.
"Honey, where do you want to go to dinner tonight? There's the place that knowingly permitted Rick Pitino's droopy old balls to slosh all over a table or there's every other restaurant in the city."
"Hmm, tough call."
"Hmm, tough call."
Really? You're just gonna hand out that presumption?
Personally I go in with the belief that the burden is on the restaraunt to prove that my table has NOT been the scene of illicit sex acts. If the don't meet that burden it goes into how I calculate my tip.
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