I change the channel every time it comes on. I can't have her thinking I'm a weak ass bitch, even if it's true.
I mean good lordHaving a daughter does strange things to a man's emotions. I literally cannot watch this commercial (seriously, a GD insurance commercial) without getting choked up. It's pretty pathetic, but that's who I am these days.
I mean good lord
What kind of crackhead idiot bitch tells their six year old that he's not getting presents for Christmas anymore because Santa became a quadriplegic?When I was in first grade I learned about April Fools'. Apparently I thought it was the most hilarious thing to be able to say whatever I wanted, followed by loudly shouting APRIL FOOLS!!! I did it all day and my mother (who was born on April 1) apparently had had enough. I mean, I must have been a real shit that day. She gets really serious with me and tells me she heard some awful news on TV that she had to tell me. "Santa Claus was practicing walking on roofs and slipped and fell... honey, he broke his neck and is paralyzed, and can't deliver presents anymore. In fact they're saying he will probably die in the next day or two." She waited til I burst into tears to shout out APRIL FOOLS, then felt so bad about making me cry that she didn't feel she could maintain the lie of Santa Claus anymore. Santa Claus died to me on April 1, 1993.
Newport might be a little too gritty for me nowadays. #smuglifeI'll meet you down at Pompilio's any day you want and whip that Buckeyeass.
She at least raised me better than to create a shitty pun of a book and make that my "DJ" name, thus allowing me to play "Party Rock" 10 times a game in the basketball section bobbing my head like I created that piece of shit and am proud of it.What kind of crackhead idiot bitch tells their six year old that he's not getting presents for Christmas anymore because Santa became a quadriplegic?
Do they have anything for "Director of NASA Baseball Operations"?UCL, if you're still looking NASA is hiring a planetary protection officer with a salary of up to $187,000. The job was created after the signing of the Outer Space Treaty of 1967. Planetary protection officers are tasked with making sure humans don't contaminate planets, moons, and other objects in space.They're also supposed to help prevent any alien microbes from spreading to Earth.
I know you're new around here, but if there's one thing UCL has always been pretty open about in GYERO it's been his staunch opposition to the Outer Space Treaty of 1967. Please delete this post before he sees it and gets all riled up again.UCL, if you're still looking NASA is hiring a planetary protection officer with a salary of up to $187,000. The job was created after the signing of the Outer Space Treaty of 1967. Planetary protection officers are tasked with making sure humans don't contaminate planets, moons, and other objects in space.They're also supposed to help prevent any alien microbes from spreading to Earth.
So you're not denying that she's a crackhead idiot bitch? K.She at least raised me better than to create a shitty pun of a book and make that my "DJ" name, thus allowing me to play "Party Rock" 10 times a game in the basketball section bobbing my head like I created that piece of shit and am proud of it.
I agree with you 100%.Having a daughter does strange things to a man's emotions. I literally cannot watch this commercial (seriously, a GD insurance commercial) without getting choked up. It's pretty pathetic, but that's who I am these days.
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So no jacking off in space. Got it.UCL, if you're still looking NASA is hiring a planetary protection officer with a salary of up to $187,000. The job was created after the signing of the Outer Space Treaty of 1967. Planetary protection officers are tasked with making sure humans don't contaminate planets, moons, and other objects in space.They're also supposed to help prevent any alien microbes from spreading to Earth.
No, but apparently I'm the only one who thinks his mom is a masochist for telling a 6 year old that Santa broke his neck. I'll admit that 'bitch' was strong, but GYERO gives ukswimmer's mom pass?so do ukswimmer and warren peace know each other or what
No, but apparently I'm the only one who thinks his mom is a masochist for telling a 6 year old that Santa broke his neck. I'll admit that 'bitch' was strong, but GYERO gives ukswimmer's mom pass?
30 mil a year after taxes.
Me and my brother were beat unconscious with a wooden slipper so saying a make believe guy got injured isn't high on the list you pussy.
I for one wouldn't mind an update on Swimmer's parents' crazy houseguest that gave them a fur coat, Willy's stalker, or Clark's old roommate that got catfished.
You guys make good points. I stand corrected. Never let it be said that Warren Peace can't admit when he made a mistake.Never underestimate the primal need to make your kid STFU for 5 seconds. She gets a pass from me.
Clark's old roommate that got catfished.
And maybe it was Swimmer's neighbor that left a dead fish on his porch or something?