GYERO ARCHIVE

[Wildcat Willy]

Jamal Mashburn was one beautiful son of a bitch in Kentucky Blue.

That we can agree on.

 

[ukwizard]

Those unis are pretty bad.

But

Kentucky Basketball = Secratariat
Kentucky Football = the old horse the commie pigs sell to the slaughter house in the book Animal Farm

Duke added black to their uniform so they can get pumped.

 

[_Chase_]

Been working with UK's marketing department recently and I've got a few designs I think fans will be wild about.

Alt Jerseys for BIG GAMES:

A new mascot, Harry Horsey, to go alongside Scratch at home games (If the fans love him like I think they will we may take him to the SEC tournament).

 

[_Chase_]

I mean, IT'S A HORSE. SPINNING A BASKETBALL. ON. HIS. FINGER.

My secretary(iat)() tells me Make-A-Wish is on line 1. This is going to be HUGE.

 

[ukalum01]

I like their jerseys with Kansas in script. Are those the ones you are talking about? DAF.

Yep. But even Kansas had those Adidas cummerbund and Zubaz-esque monstrosities. We're getting old.

 

[Ron Mehico]

UCLA's uniforms are saweeet

 

[ukwizard]

Until they came up with the 78 throw backs that Rondo was wearing these were my favorite:

 

[wildcat1973]

 

[VernHatton52]

The Rondo throwbacks are just gorgeous. I get the same feelings looking at those as art enthusiasts do when gazing upon the Mona Lisa, just something to behold.

 

[CatManDoo]

this thread has been depressing as hell to read this week

Well, ultimately we're all here because of a shared passion for UK sports. And thus far one of the two biggest is a national embarrassment. We're seeing a disheartening display of incompetence, from the coaching staff to the AD. At the same time, our biggest rival is in the top 10, hosting Gameday, and scoring a ridiculous amount of points with a leading Heisman candidate at QB. And this is all being orchestrated by a coach our AD passed on. So, yeah, I think we're all feeling a little bitter and jaded. Fall hasn't begun in earnest. Keeneland isn't running yet. Big Blue Madness is still a month away. I can't speak for everyone, but I'm feeling a little right now.

 

[Hankshaker]

The worst UK basketball uniforms ever were those stupid shiny chrome ones they trotted out for the MSU game we lost 2-1 in the Tubby years and then promptly retired.

Looked like they were playing in a damn space ship or something.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

I'll bet UK is the first team to host a game on an actual spaceship.

We'll play Texas probably.

 

[Joey Rupption]

I take the Secretariat angle as a trolling commentary on of our basketball players coming from places outside of Kentucky.

And I take it as a slight.

 

[Hankshaker]

Remember when Cal got here and he spent a bunch of time courting Chinese basketball officials and claimed we would have the first collegiate Chinese player and stuff.

What ever happened to that?

 

[ukwizard]

Maybe the Kanter fiasco shaded him on it.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

Good for the Trans-Pacific trade deal

 

[RibsAndWhiteBread]

Hope everyone is streaming Nelly all day to help him out of his tax bill situash.

 

[ShootBag]

Can SliceBag tell us about the awful alternate that his buddy sent him now?

Neon Blue.

 

[Mashburned]

Yakuza shut it down.

 

[SAECATFAN]

Hear, hear CMD. Also, I passed on becoming a UofL football fan just before the season started in large part because of you assholes, so I'm extra grumpy.

This week would have been incredible for old SAECARDFAN.

 

[Hankshaker]

I figured he was just trying to get some Orange Leaf franchises licensed in Shangai, but whatever.

 

[TriangleUKCat]

"Local man streams 'Hot In Herre' for 72 straight hours, commits suicide; family seeks $2.4 million in suit"

 

[MaxPowerrr]

If one of you assholes isn't on the GameDay show with a "TIL INFLATION" sign then the whole Louisville GYERO contingent can get pumped.

 

[CatManDoo]

"TO THE CEILING"

 

[Hankshaker]

Just carry an umbrella.

 

[Joey Rupption]

Welp, I made my bi-yearly check-in on Goodfellas pizza.

It still sucks.

 

[Hankshaker]

Welp, I made my bi-yearly check-in on Goodfellas pizza.

It still sucks.

You can't eat it sober. That defeats the entire point.

 

[SAECATFAN]

Honest question: would a FIRE MITCH BARNHART sign make it past Gameday screening? Asking for a friend.

 

[RibsAndWhiteBread]

it's going to be one of the all time nights in Louisville entertainment history... J-Dub will have the whole city LIT at the victory party. Snitches included.

 

[IsRichieGonnaStart]

FUC5 YOU, MILQUETOAST.

 

[RibsAndWhiteBread]

Honest question: would a FIRE MITCH BARNHART sign make it past Gameday screening? Asking for a friend.

Use this picture

 

[anthonys735]

So Anth does not follow horses or like bourbon? Kick him out of the state. IMHO.

I actually love bourbon. We've been over why I don't drink it. I also love horses I just don't know historical relevance of winners and UK.

 

[IsRichieGonnaStart]

CAN TELL WE ALL LIVE IN A MICROWAVE SOCIETY. GET IT. PATIENCE IS NO LONGER A VALUED VIRTUE. BUT I MUST SAY, DO YOU EVEN TOP BUTTON, BRO?

 

[catholic_back]

TOMMA J A TITTY MAN

ftw

 

[wcc31]

Honest question: would a FIRE MITCH BARNHART sign make it past Gameday screening? Asking for a friend.

The only signs they let these days in are hilarious millennial joke signs like this:

"Jimbo Fisher Wears Cargo Shorts"
"Win This One For Harambe!"
"Francois Uses Cheat Codes When He Plays Super Smash Bros"

 

[MaxPowerrr]

TIL INFLATION would get in. That's the point.

Anyone who gets it on TV wins a free beer.

 

[GrandePdre]

I figured he was just trying to get some Orange Reaf franchises licensed in Shanghai, but whatever.

 

[GrandePdre]

Honest question: would a FIRE MITCH BARNHART sign make it past Gameday screening? Asking for a friend.

#FreeKarenSypher

 

[drxman1]

Not sure where the weather man has been, sure feels like summer today.

Wheels up to Nashville.

 

[woodfordandwater]

Surely to goodness the screeners aren't privy to ALL the jokes about UofL.

A motorcycle reference, they'll catch.

But the basketball stuff? A big "Squirt" logo? A huge picture of Rod Ni? A poster that just says "1-8?"

Nobody would get it besides UK fans but whatever.