GYERO ARCHIVE

[BKH34]

We shoot these interviews in my office. During the season, he requests our female student-athletes. We like to feature all of our teams in these things so we do it, but I always get super uncomfortable. This is an oxymoron, but Larry is aware and unaware of his act at the same time. It's hard to explain.

 

[CoolCat45]

During the season, he requests our female student-athletes.

Tell him the hot one he requests isn't available and send him the ugliest girl on the team. Do that about 3-4 times and he'll get the message.

 

[cawoodsct]

Bet Larry is the one who wrote all those Cowboys reviews.

 

[Hankshaker]

How many micro-aggressions are committed daily in GYERO?

Not enough, imo.

 

[SAECATFAN]

Bet Larry is the one who wrote all those Cowboys reviews.

With Liquid Lapdance, you can relax and fully-enjoy the orgasm without worrying about minimizing or containing ejaculation as you might in regular underwear.

 

[B Rax]

E-E-E-EXCUSE ME BUT THERES A CHAINCE I WILL NUT MY PANTS UHH

 

[CatManDoo]

You know, I was just thinking, when I was 13 years old and spending 15 minutes in the bathroom wekking it, and my parents would be like "hey CMD, you ok? You've been in there awhile," they were being willfully ignorant. They knew what I was doing. I thought I was being sneaky, but they knew. Damn.

 

[wildcat1973]

They knew about the magazines under the mattress too.

 

[wildcat1973]

Underrated...clean boob shot on a scrambled cable tv channel.

 

[drxman1]

Krista Allen as Emmanuelle

So we have some Gyero's giving out warnings for massages, but nobody is forthcoming about any lap dance explosions...

 

[SAECATFAN]

Poor Mrs. 73 and the next 10+ years in her home.

 

[BleedBlueCats21]

You know, I was just thinking, when I was 13 years old and spending 15 minutes in the bathroom wekking it, and my parents would be like "hey CMD, you ok? You've been in there awhile," they were being willfully ignorant. They knew what I was doing. I thought I was being sneaky, but they knew. Damn.

 

[RibsAndWhiteBread]

Underrated...clean boob shot on a scrambled cable tv channel.

What asshole says this was underrated?

 

[MaxPowerrr]

Poor Mrs. 73 and the next 10+ years in her home.

 

[PTI (pti)]

PTI (pti),

The a/c is broken, it's the middle of summer, it's 93 degrees outside, and the ceiling fan is turned off. Why do you have a blanket over you while watching television?!

-mom/dad

 

[BarrySlice]

Never had to hide magazines, but man I'll never forget the joy I felt the day I learned how to clear the browsing history.

"Hey BarrySlice, why isn't the internet history showing up?"

"I don't know, it deletes itself after a while."

 

[CoolCat45]

Suck it @Joey Rupption

 

[jcrow10]

Semi-scrambled Cinemax (w/sound) on some channel between 90-100 was the pro move back in the day.

 

[cricket3]

Suck it @Joey Rupption

Yeah, he picked possibly the worst time ever to do his map. Adair, Cumberland, Metcalfe have all gone wet since he made it with seemingly every other county in the area petitioning a vote in the very near future.

 

[Ron Mehico]

STFU BarrySlice, you might as well have lived in another century. This is what I had to look at in the 90's, and I still managed to climax.

And after watching that for 5 minutes, the gates of heaven would open and it would come in somewhat coherently for about 35 seconds.

 

[PTI (pti)]

Spice Channel, naturally, was 69 in Lexington.


Presumably the same as drxmans fraternity softball jersey number.

 

[ukwizard]

If your fond memory of teenage pron angst is "clearing your browser history" its probably best to keep that story to yourself.

 

[CatManDoo]

Indeed. Frankly, if you've never had to resort to the ladies underwear section of the Sears Wish Book, you don't know anything about pron angst.

 

[CoolCat45]

Yeah, he picked possibly the worst time ever to do his map.

Not really. The map is a representation of Kentucky at the time of its creation. I have a 98 year old map of the state in my home office. A lot of stuff on it is completely dated, but it is a product of that moment in history, which is part of the appeal.

 

[BarrySlice]

Clearing the browsing history was just the half of it. Sometimes the millions of pron videos I had instant access to would buffer slowly. They'd also occasionally infect my computer with pesky viruses. It was tough for me, you guys.

 

[Mashburned]

I made POGS out of the sears lingerie catalog with my pog maker. All the boys, and the butch girl, were wide eyed and speechless when I brought them to my 3rd grade class. Suck on that, millenial twerp.

 

[Joey Rupption]

Yeah, he picked possibly the worst time ever to do his map. Adair, Cumberland, Metcalfe have all gone wet since he made it with seemingly every other county in the area petitioning a vote in the very near future.

False. I picked the liquor laws because I liked the variegated swathes they allowed. As the commonwealth goes wet, it will get more homogenous and would lead to a more boring object, imo.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

False. I picked the liquor laws because I liked the variegated swathes they allowed. As the commonwealth goes wet, it will get more homogenous and would lead to a more boring object, imo.

Hope tommy is taking notes, that's a good argument to bring to a debate imo

 

[Wildcat Willy]

Just scored 2 Minor League soccer tix to Saturday's friendly vs English Premier League's Crystal Palace.

 

[m080470]

Cinemax at Dad's house early teens but nothing tops the angst and mental gymnastics of 17-18 year old sexually precocious me going to the back room of the local Video Vault hoping a.) you didn't recognize anyone and they don't recognize you, b.) that the clerk is not a hot girl, c) any respectable-looking person or young kids see you go in the backroom. and then if that criteria was met, absolutely no eye contact with anyone in backroom and then make the mistake of picking a video with a smoking hot girl on cover only to realize the production budget was spent on said cover photo and not on budget of ill-lit, shaky camera film. That was the struggle.

 

[Geese Feeder]

Anyone else think Cricket needs to STFU and take a few weeks off?

 

[CatManDoo]

Struggle? You want struggle? How about never knowing who the villain was on Scooby Doo due to the inability to make it to the reveal because Daphne's short skirt and long sexy legs drove me to the bathroom mid-episode? It really sucked when they would have guest stars that I liked, like Tim Conway, Don Knotts, or the Harlem Globetrotters. I'd have to focus solely on Velma in those cases.

Princess from "Battle of the Planets" and Betty Rubble weren't bad either.

Perhaps I've said too much.

 

[_Chase_]

The idea of a Disc Jockey in a restaurant makes me uncomfortably angry. Not a GD chance in hell I'd go in that place.

In fact, I hope it catches fire and dies within itself.

 

[Dennis Reynolds]

When does the term DJ or Disc Jockey get replaced with what it really is now. MacBook Jockey or iPod Jockey.

 

[_Chase_]

My first porn find was when I was probably 8-10 years old. Myself and a couple of buddies found a magazine, which was absolutely soaked (by water), laying on the side of a ditch in my neighborhood. We carefully laid it out in the sun to dry so as not to rip the pages. Everyone was scared their parents would find it, so the hiding place became the ditch itself. We dug a hole in one side of the ditch near the top and would bury it there. One day it was gone, and I can only assume one of my asshole friends got the nerve to stash it somewhere in his house.

 

[CoolCat45]

Anyone else think Cricket needs to STFU and take a few weeks off?

Wait. GYERO is just now talking about this? Where have you guys been? This has been a thing in Russell Springs for years now. I thought this place was supposed to be hip.

 

[Joey Rupption]

When does the term DJ or Disc Jockey get replaced with what it really is now. MacBook Jockey or iPod Jockey.

Similarly, what do kids today think the "Save" icon represents in apps. They've never seen a floppy disk in real life.

 

[SAECATFAN]

Feel like finding caches of porn in random public places was sort of a regular thing back in the 80's and 90's. I recall a few stories like that. Garbage bags full of magazines in a ditch, random collection of video tapes in the woods... Kind of unreal tbh.

 

[drxman1]

Say what you want about our local bars and restaurants, I'm just glad I didn't grow up on ditch porn.

 

[tommyg4uk]

Meow asked me to hunt Pokémon with her tomorrow night...ready to be back out on the road.