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Penguins offseason is going to be fun. I'll be interested to watch the Jultz situation. He's proven that he can work on the team, and they gave up a 3rd to get him but 3.9 million is a steep price for a third pairing defenseman. I can't think anyone else in the league will give him that kind of money given his weakness on defense unless they are really desperate for puck-movers on their blueline.

I expect JZ will be leaving as well, but I hope he lands somewhere good. He's a great locker-room guy and he got the cup run started.

I don't think this was going to be much of an issue until the Maatta contract was signed late in the year. I was expecting Olli to still have a pretty low salary and then keeping Fleury would have been pretty easy. I think everyone will be sad to see Fleury go, fans and players alike. One of the stinky things about the salary cap. And the fact that the salary cap has not gone up as expected. I think 2-4 years ago everyone assumed the cap would be a good bit higher by this point.
 
Btw, thanks, @_Chase_ . Just got a kindle fire stick, and I'm stealing all kindsa content. They even got porn on this thing.

If slingtv picks its game up, i'll be paying $20 a month for entertainment (plus $60 for interwebs). "Cordcutters suck!" - I'm going for a test drive, asshole.
 
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If Trump can run as a reality show character boss, why can't Charles Dance run as Tywin Lannister?

You want to see a debate... :fire:.

The long awkward pauses while Tywin just glared at Trump and smirked before skewering him would be tv gold. I'd even buy a firestick (wtf that is) to see it.
 
Folks, they have a wall but it's an inferior wall. Made of ice, so it'll melt. Sad! I will build a wall out of bricks or whatever that will keep out White Walkers and Mexicans and the White Walkers will build it with money provided by the Mexicans. I'm also making a deal to get some dragons. We're working on it, but my lawyers - Jew lawyers from New York, the best - tell me it's a done deal.
 
I set up my work email again and there was an archive with all of my old emails from back when i worked here previously (nearly a decade ago). I peaked through a few, including the email plans for Bonzo's 30th birthday party, and an exchange between Booker and me making plans to meet up at a 2008 UK baseball game (our first in person meet up).

Pretty special.
 
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The only positive thing ican say about Clinton is that she isnt Donald Trump. And the only positive thing I can say about Trump is that he isn't Hilary Clinton. Both candidates are disgusting humans.

Sooooo, I'm going to base it entirely on the VP selection. Clinton will probably be convicted of treason or fraud or obstruction of justice or whatever and get impeached within a year or so. And Trump will probably do something so dumb in office that he gets himself impeached as well. They might just make trump up (no pun intended) charges just to get rid of him. He'll get no support from the Republican Congress since he's not actually a Republican.

So either way, hopefully the VP will be moving up to the White House by 2018.
 
I actually think my favorite Trump-ism is his constant referring to Elizabeth Warren as simply "Goofy Elizabeth"

It just comes off so perfectly condescending.
 
Really want to post the McDonald's burn pictures. I won't because Boat has turned into a pretty solid GYERO troll but I just googled them again and [sick].

Then again, judging by BBDK's complete simpleton approach to pizza rolls, not doubt his mouth looks like that lady's seared taint.
 
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*Hillary is a POS twat licking twatster that told the families of Benghazi an outright lie about why their sons died that night. This shitbag thinks she's above the law and can have US secrets sent to a private server. Not a .gov server, but a damn CLINTON server. What a whore. Having said that, I think Trump is a mutant oompa loompa with down syndrome.

Perfect year for a strong 3rd party candidate. Can't believe nobody has jumped in. Too late now in some states.....sad.

*All in on the US Open. Greatest 4 days of golf on TV. Nothing like being able to pull the "Fathers Day" card on Open Sunday and laying on the couch all day.

#Godbless
 
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Top 6 scorers next season:
Monk 14
Briscoe 13
Fox 10
Gabriel 10
Bam 9
Willis 9

I don't see Gabriel getting 10 a game. I also don't see Briscoe getting 13. He only got 8.5 ppg in SEC play last year and he *had* to play (averaged 32 min /game). He will probably play less next year. Now if his shot falls, then he will give Monk a run for his money.
 
I don't see Gabriel getting 10 a game. I also don't see Briscoe getting 13. He only got 8.5 ppg in SEC play last year and he *had* to play (averaged 32 min /game). He will probably play less next year. Now if his shot falls, then he will give Monk a run for his money.
Always tough to project but i really like Briscoe averaging at least 13.
 
Sorry Joeyweirdo.....when GYERO just runs with it, boy do you all ever go running PTI style.

My last name did get me my first 3some on spring break in '98. Two chicks I met went to Heath HS in Paducah and "OMG what a coincidence". If you don't know it's the school that was shot up back then here in Ky.
Know lots of Heath people. Need some names or it's a lie.
 
Since GYERO is going all political...changed my registration Monday and left the Repub Party. Between Trump, Kim Davis and Orlando - I finally said screw it. Felt pretty damn good too.
The killer was a registered Democrat. Hopefully you joined the Indy's.
 
Penguins offseason is going to be fun. I'll be interested to watch the Jultz situation. He's proven that he can work on the team, and they gave up a 3rd to get him but 3.9 million is a steep price for a third pairing defenseman. I can't think anyone else in the league will give him that kind of money given his weakness on defense unless they are really desperate for puck-movers on their blueline.

I expect JZ will be leaving as well, but I hope he lands somewhere good. He's a great locker-room guy and he got the cup run started.

I don't think this was going to be much of an issue until the Maatta contract was signed late in the year. I was expecting Olli to still have a pretty low salary and then keeping Fleury would have been pretty easy. I think everyone will be sad to see Fleury go, fans and players alike. One of the stinky things about the salary cap. And the fact that the salary cap has not gone up as expected. I think 2-4 years ago everyone assumed the cap would be a good bit higher by this point.


Still early on, but last rumor I read was Kessel tried for an hour to peel the silver off the Cup because someone told him there was chocolate underneath.

/fwiw
 
This rain >>> the 98 degree steam bath that preceded it. :fire:

It got all twisted around here. We got the rain at 1 o'clock and now the steam bath that comes after a summer rain on a hot, humid day is miserable.
 
Pretty sure there is a 3rd party with ballot access in all 50 states running two former two-term, popular, Republican governors from deep blue states as their ticket.

That's the rumor anyway

Only problem with that is no one takes them seriously because this happens at their convention:

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Must say I'm curious about Ulis and this hip injury that may require surgery. Anybody mention what it might be? Labral tear, AVN, impingement?
 
http://gizmodo.com/new-weight-loss-..._source=gizmodo_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

Though it bears some resemblance to a Tim and Eric sketch, the AspireAssist is a very real medical device, approved by the FDA for installation in people 22 or older “with a body mass index of 35 to 55, and who have failed to achieve and maintain weight loss through non-surgical weight-loss therapy.” It allows patients to drain predigested food from their stomachs into a nearby toilet.


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What the touch is wrong with eating a GD salad?
 
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