GYERO ARCHIVE

[PTI (pti)]

http://gizmodo.com/new-weight-loss-..._source=gizmodo_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

Though it bears some resemblance to a Tim and Eric sketch, the AspireAssist is a very real medical device, approved by the FDA for installation in people 22 or older “with a body mass index of 35 to 55, and who have failed to achieve and maintain weight loss through non-surgical weight-loss therapy.” It allows patients to drain predigested food from their stomachs into a nearby toilet.

What the touch is wrong with eating a GD salad?

I don't know.

Bob?

 

[TheShowKiller]

Nothing to do with shooter's affiliation but rather the senate blocking a bill last year that very well could have prevented this mess. But yes, went Indy.

Speaking of that, is Gary Johnson too crazy or not crazy enough to get the general public's attention?

 

[B.B.d.K.]

Does nougat really work?

 

[drxman1]

Umm, you guys are the ones who have a problem with me being a little husky. I don't really care (obviously)

You can stick that thing up your Aces.

 

[B.B.d.K.]

I'M VOTING FOR TREY WELLINGTON HE LIVES IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD GIVE HIM A LOOK FULL OF GREAT IDEAS.

-adam

Vote against who you hate the most.

 

[HossCat73]

Suzuki was 76 years old when he came out of retirement to play over here.

 

[cawoodsct]

I'm writing in MaxPowerrr can get pumped as my vote.

 

[PTI (pti)]

Bellydancer can truly go F*** himself. I only registered Republican to vote for his stupid candidates.

Dick.

 

[drxman1]

When the going gets tough, the Bellydancer gets going.

 

[PTI (pti)]

The Libertarian Party is far too sensible to ever be taken seriously, which is a shame.

Don't like guns? Don't own one.
Don't like gay marriage? Dont get gay married.
Don't like drugs? Don't use them.


And so forth.

 

[BellyDancer]

When the going gets tough, the Bellydancer gets going.

You can only defend a group for so long that treats your friends like second class citizens based on sexual preference.

 

[PTI (pti)]

The Republican Party truly caters to white trash. Hateful, poor people who blame everyone else for their problems. Oh and praise jesus.

 

[legalbeagle123]

CONGRATS TO ALL TIME HITS KING ICHIRO

 

[GrandePdre]

But it's a DRY heat.

 

[SAECATFAN]

Can you get us Seattle's 10 day forecast too, Padre? Thanks.

 

[cricket3]

If you're looking for a 2400 calorie appetizer Outback has you covered now.

 

[GrandePdre]

Can you get us Seattle's 10 day forecast too, Padre? Thanks.

Ha. That graph was sent by my buddy who lives there. I was in his wedding 5 years ago out there in October outside on a golf course. Easily the most miserable wedding ever. Thank god they weren't Catholic.

 

[krazykats]

The Republican Party truly caters to white trash. Hateful, poor people who blame everyone else for their problems. Oh and praise jesus.

Could you not change the party and color of person and have this exact same statement fit?

 

[Dig Dirkler]

... but this Ichiro: Hit King stuff is akin to coupling women's CBB coaches with men's when discussing all-time records.

Sadaharu Oh says, "消え失せろ".

 

[wildcat1973]

And I got more hits than Sadaharu Oh.

White Castle fries only come in one size.

If I knew it was going to be that kind of party I would've stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes.

 

[GrandePdre]

Willis video.

 

[B.B.d.K.]

Been hard on her over the years, but Mama Bearno is growing on me, as our only non mega-chain delivery option. Last 2 have been perfecto and flat loaded w/ the queso y toppings.

 

[Dennis Reynolds]

I mean, nothing is going to happen to Willis for this at all right? Like nothing, right? Like Cal won't even comment on it ever. Everyone will have forgotten by next season.

 

[LadyCat92]

Willis video.

I only watched the first minute, but it looked like when they first walked up, they were checking his pulse. Just awesome.

 

[B.B.d.K.]

Umm, that's pathetic. Good grief.

 

[NotchLickKat]

Willis video.

How is that not dui, GYEROLAW?

 

[HymanKaplan]

The Republican Party truly caters to white trash. Hateful, poor people who blame everyone else for their problems. Oh and praise jesus.

 

[HymanKaplan]

Politics/elections/the two party system cater to idiots, period.

The idea that we have a voice, and help shape policy by our votes is absurd.

Elections = tranquilizers for the stupid masses.

Would have thought GYERO was immune to this stuff.

 

[buckethead1978]

Effing embarrassing.

Kick him off the team.

 

[HymanKaplan]

The truly bad part is the he can't hold his liquor any better than that.

Pathetic. It's like partying with HossCat.

 

[catlanta33]

Billy Clyde Willis

 

[CoolCat45]

The truly bad part is the he can't hold his liquor any better than that.

In his defense it was 5am. Not like he sucked down two Mike's Hard and hit the floor.

 

[BernieSadori]

That video is how the Engines lost their land.

That and disease.....and guns.

 

[BernieSadori]

In his defense it was 5am. Not like he sucked down two Mike's Hard and hit the floor.

A sloppy drunk and a gay?

Get out!

 

[wcc31]

Effing embarrassing.

Kick him off the team.

Are you serious?

 

[buckethead1978]

Yes. One thing to drink a bit, get a little wild and wind up with a PI. A whole different thing to get blackout drunk, drive a car, then pass out in the street.

All while carrying the distinction of being a UK basketball player.

Suspend him, get him some counseling, whatever.

He is done in my book. That video is sad.

 

[Joey Rupption]

If I'm reading this correctly, Krazykats was treated to a Spring Break Threesome® by some WKY chicks - based on the fact that he may have been kin.

Better and better.

 

[legalbeagle123]

How is that not dui, GYEROLAW?

No witness to him driving, and more importantly, I'm assuming no evidence of how long he had been there. BAC testing has to be done within 2 hours of cessation of operation to fall within the per se violation. If the prosecution can't establish that time, DUI is very difficult to prove.

 

[krazykats]

Well Bitcoin is up to $700 today.........told my buddy to get my money now. Quick hit from $525 to $700.

Between that and the NBA Finals my gambol itch is scratched.

 

[krazykats]

If I'm reading this correctly, Krazykats was treated to a Spring Break Threesome® by some WKY chicks - based on the fact that he may have been kin.

Better and better.

Glad your creativity could manage a new fantasy for you. Not sure I'm the one you should be imagining of this stuff but I'm happy for you.