GYERO ARCHIVE

[B.B.d.K.]

I eat Chips at Jimmy John's (half the time) or at a picnic or cookout if there is a bowl, dip, whatever...never buy them on my own. Not a snacker or dessert guy, try and save my room up for cheesy shit.

We tore some Cheetos up out of that Embassy Suites free vending machine tho. Still think I prefer puffs.

 

[woodfordandwater]

 

[_Chase_]

If allowed, I could've easily eaten a thousand cans of these as a child.

 

[catlanta33]

I'm still surprised but not really that UL would use Ali to tweet smack or stand up for their scandal. Basically, UL is ISIS in the form of a college university.

 

[drxman1]

A shooting is unnerving, but dodging rockets and mortars is on another level.

 

[B.B.d.K.]

We can all agree LANCE was the vending MVP of our youth, right?

Fruit Chews, ftw.

 

[anthonys735]

Buffalo Pretzel Chips + Sabra Hummus I could eat endless amounts.

 

[BristolCat]

A shooting is unnerving, but dodging rockets and mortars is on another level.

Thank you for your service.

 

[Geese Feeder]

A shooting is unnerving, but dodging rockets and mortars is on another level.

OH?

 

[LadyCat92]

Pringles are essentially salt and some sort of potato and paper byproduct.

Pretty sure I could live off of Buffalo Wheat Thins.

 

[B.B.d.K.]

Get off your phone and show some respect to the Greatest, Bristol!


Buffalo flavor is out of control imo. Wings or Buffalo Chicken sambo is good for me, don't need anything else buffaloed. Wife makes some healthy version Buffalo Chicken dip every other damn day...could go the rest of my life without eating that again. Used to worship.

 

[woodfordandwater]

Looks like Ali's funeral service will start at least an hour late.

I could make a joke here, but I won't.

 

[BristolCat]

Get off your phone and show some respect to the Greatest, Bristol!

Respect is priority #2, right behind getting some dope-ass pictures. And this thing is starting an hour late. Can't figure out how that could possibly have happened. In a related story, they're handing out free hot Cheetos in the lobby and I'm not joking.

 

[cawoodsct]

We can all agree LANCE was the vending MVP of our youth, right?

Fruit Chews, ftw.

In my youth, remember a scrawny kid putting his arms though that plastic flap and using a stick and pushing up on the steel making the ring twirl and get us whatever we wanted out of there. Pretty sure the guy coming around to fill it up and get his change was a bit baffled. May be the reason they finally started making a back flap that made it impossible to get to.

 

[cawoodsct]

If there was a book titled EAT LIKE ADRIAN, would you buy it?

 

[_Chase_]

A shooting is unnerving, but dodging rockets and mortars is on another level.

Actually, I'd imagine being that close to a public shooting would be just as unnverving as dodging rockets and mortars. You don't expect a public shooting, aren't trained for it, and have no idea if they are shooting at you or your family.

 

[RibsAndWhiteBread]

float like a butterfly and get pumped like a bee.

pretty sig-worthy quote, imo

 

[drxman1]

I mean, it's gonna be a stressful situation regardless. My point about the rockets and mortars is you have no idea where they coming from, and when they land, it's a lot worse than just a bullet. At least in the public shooting you might be able to engage and shoot back.

But yeah, both would suck. For me, I'd rather be close to a public shooting.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

Is Cal speaking at the funeral?

"This many people? At a funeral? And free hot Cheetos? Are you kidding me? Wow ... wooooooww."

 

[drxman1]

Pretty slick move for Clinton to be a speaker. Wonder if he does any campaigning...

 

[B.B.d.K.]

Storming the Beach of Normandy would be even worse than random rockets and mortars imo.

 

[SAECATFAN]

Glad drx was drafted and not me.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

An Andy Capp comic in a nutshell:

PANEL ONE

Wife - "Oi! Ya been boozin' at the pub again, ya fookin' lush?"

PANEL TWO

Andy - "What if I have, ya ruddy c***?" (Punches wife in the face)

PANEL THREE -

Andy (to his unconscious wife) - "Oh, 'ere's the milk ya asked me to pick up at the store."

 

[_Chase_]

I mean, it's gonna be a stressful situation regardless. My point about the rockets and mortars is you have no idea where they coming from, and when they land, it's a lot worse than just a bullet. At least in the public shooting you might be able to engage and shoot back.

But yeah, both would suck. For me, I'd rather be close to a public shooting.

I'm not sure if it's worse than a bullet, really. It could be, but a bullet could easily kill or maim you, and it is more likely that the bullets outnumber the mortars by a vast margin. And you're giving too much credit to Joe Public. He's not going to be shooting back. He's going to act like an untrained asshole and drift towards the shooting so he can rubberneck; failing to recognize that the next bullet may have his name on it.

 

[Geese Feeder]

Storming the Beach of Normandy would be even worse than random rockets and mortars imo.

Sorry but I'm gonna have to one-up you here, bub. This is wayyy more unnerving, IMO.

 

[RibsAndWhiteBread]

rockets and mortars ... when they land, it's a lot worse than just a bullet.

Has this been proven or is it just a theory?

 

[drxman1]

Has this been proven or is it just a theory?

I've got some good pictures. But, its nothing like the Death star.

 

[JSRose]

We can all agree LANCE was the vending MVP of our youth, right?

Fruit Chews, ftw.

Absolutely. Fruit chews, cinnamon chews and the aforementioned Gold N Chees were all staples of the 80's "snack break" at school.

 

[cricket3]

 

[TransyCat09]

Wow. Who ever had the under on the number of small white towels on shoulders in that video made out like a bandit

 

[gattongrad09]

has John Ramsey broke down hysterically crying into a camera yet?

My true boxing heroes are those drunken brave souls who used to jump in the ring on random week nights at Two Keys. Now that was entertainment.

 

[UK_Dallas]

The Rabbi is getting political. Had to turn it.

 

[anthonys735]

How is this funeral still going on? I mean I get that he's Ali but this has been all damn day and it sounds like we're just getting started.

 

[CoolCat45]

 

[Dennis Reynolds]

Actually, I'd imagine being that close to a public shooting would be just as unnverving as dodging rockets and mortars. You don't expect a public shooting, aren't trained for it, and have no idea if they are shooting at you or your family.

Plus, Boat wasn't dodging rockets as much hoping they didn't land on him. I can hope no rockets land on me right here in my office.

Thank you for your service Bob (of course, you've never thanked me for helping to pay for your med school, but whatever).

 

[drxman1]

Thanks Dennis, to you and all the taxpayers. Hope I've earned it.

It did sort of feel like I was dodging them this one time I got caught out in the open. A bunch came at once, probably 3-4 mortars, and with each impact I changed my direction while running like a scalded sloth.

 

[anthonys735]

Nope. I'm not tempting Karma by making fun of a vet and a dead guy in the same day.

Thanks Bob!! I love you, buddy.

 

[BristolCat]

How is this funeral still going on? I mean I get that he's Ali but this has been all damn day and it sounds like we're just getting started.

Can attest. They've got rabbis, chiefs, some buddhists are playing the drums and chanting right now. Pretty sure the only clan not giving a speech in this thing is the Wu-Tang Clan. We haven't even started the main speeches yet.

 

[catlanta33]

Finally talked to my brother today who made Senior Chief this week. It was a complete surprise to him because he thought he had another year before even getting a shot at it. This picture makes me think twice about not having kids...I mean we're not having any but I did pause for a moment.

 

[UK_Dallas]

Can attest. They've got rabbis, chiefs, some buddhists are playing the drums and chanting right now. Pretty sure the only clan not giving a speech in this thing is the Wu-Tang Clan. We haven't even started the main speeches yet.

Hang in there. Only 8 more speakers to go.