We went out a few weeks ago with one of my buddies that is decent/kinda shitty like I am and my neighbor who is 300lb, hits left and cross-handed and would be happy to break 100.
Third hole backs up and it's a Par 3. We're on the tee and these obnoxious Boston cawksuckers literally walk up to the tee with us like we're all buds. I hate people so that's f'ing annoying and weird. One of them is an old man and he's loud-mouthed like his two younger cawksucker buds. The big guy gets up and the old man just starts dressing him down. "Oh my gawd! How do you stand like that?! Oh my gawd! Who taught you golf!?" Basically, this old man is Jim Calhoun with zero f'ing filter.
My buddy hits, of course it's a 40 yard duff, and I think he's about to hit this old man. He says some pretty tame stuff like "Do I know you?" and storms off.
They kept back most of the round except they hit into us 3 times and did drive up every hole screaming at each other and just being your typical rude, yankee cawksucker miserable excuse for a person types.
I had enough on 16. They hit it right past our cart. My buddy was going to hit it back at them but chickened out because he didn't want to hit it fat and give them more reason to be loud an obnoxious. So, plan B. We grabbed that cawksucer's ball, the other ones that didn't make it, waved at them and threw them in the water basically begging them to do something about it. Nope. They just sat there like the little yankee cawksuckers they are.
My rant is summed up like this. You're not motherf'ing Tiger Woods and if you ever start to think you're entitled to fairway someone is on, no matter what you think, you're simply just another yankee cawksucker that probably deserves to have your teeth knocked out of your mouth.
