My job requires that I’m not allowed to inflict extreme violence on elderly people. However, there is the option of mental torture, which is more of a gray area. Protocol is usually:
-for incorrigible white patients with battery powered rascals, simply yank the battery and rotate marathon viewings of What’s happening, Good Times, Gimmee a Break, Jefferson’s, and 227.
-for incorrigible black patients with battery powered rascals, simply yank the battery and rotate marathon viewings of Newhart, The Waltons, Bill Dance fishing series, Mamas Family, and Mr. Belvedere