D-League

[55wildcat]

colder than a witches nipple this morning
breakfast is omelet with sausage,ham,onion,mater,green pepper, sprinkled with cheddar, toast and fresh coffee..
housework today..
not much else shakin

 

[Bert Higginbotha]

colder than a witches nipple this morning
breakfast is omelet with sausage,ham,onion,mater,green pepper, sprinkled with cheddar, toast and fresh coffee..
housework today..
not much else shakin

You could make an extra one for me. Damn that sounds good.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Currently 44 F in Orlando. May see a high of 57 F here today.

Eating Quaker Instant Oatmeal {Apples and Cinnamon} while sipping Panera Hazelnut coffee. Mmmmm.

Little brother's Pit Bull is laying on the floor staring at me, wagging its tail.

Plan on visiting a few folks today. Maybe hit up a pub.

Have a groovy day, Big-D.

 

[-LEK-]

Back to the grind.

 

[catfaninsc]

Morning D. Greetings from Fla. Hope this day treats you well.

More coffee.............

 

[FutureCityCats]

Morning D. Greetings from Fla. Hope this day treats you well.

More coffee.............

Hope you brought your parka. FCC.

 

[catfaninsc]

Hope you brought your parka. FCC.

45 this morning. Should be 70 by Thursday. Got your snow plow ready?

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

My trash day is tomorrow. But I must have deleted the memo without reading it. I think i am supposed to do one or all of the following :

• I boycott taking out the trash?
• Is the donfather going to send someone to do it for me?
• Is this a prank on the new family that just moved in down the street? Am I supposed to dump the trash in their front yard?
• Rent a twin engine plane at Bowman Field...load it up with trash...dump it out on the White House lawn from 10000'.

I'm in, man...count me in. Just tell me which way to fight the battle.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Mav...do you skin your own skunks or do you hire that out?

And the lining for the skunk skin hats...how do you get them to be so soft and smoooooooth?

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Willy...do you buy your own weed? Or do you pay a middle man to do it for you?

Or do you pay a guy who hires a middle man who in fact makes the original purchase from the local dope dealer who gets his stuff from Joe in the lumber department at Lowes over near Tampa?

 

[wildcatdonf]

• Morning.
• Dark Magic going. Good.
• 20°F & clear in Johns Creek.
• Tired as ****.
• Hope everyone is warm.
• Extreme cold just kills my bidness.
• Over.

 

[GhostVol]

28 in Charleston. You'd think we were in Iceland. Feels good to me. Good for the blood to get a chill once in a while

 

[-LEK-]

• Morning.
• Dark Magic going. Good.
• 20°F & clear in Johns Creek.
• Tired as ****.
• Hope everyone is warm.
• Extreme cold just kills my bidness.
• Over.

No criminals during the cold?

 

[Willy4UK]

Willy...do you buy your own weed? Or do you pay a middle man to do it for you?

Or do you pay a guy who hires a middle man who in fact makes the original purchase from the local dope dealer who gets his stuff from Joe in the lumber department at Lowes over near Tampa?

Always a middle man.........

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Honest question, don...

If the crime rate in the Atlanta area dropped 85% would you be happy or sad?

I mean on the one hand...virtually no more crime. But on the other hand...no more office with the fancy break room fixins.

Quite the dilemma.

And it is an honest question. Because I hear you bitch about the crime in that area...as well you should. But if it disappeared then you are out of a job.

???

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Always a middle man.........

I knew you were a smart dude.

 

[wildcatdonf]

No criminals during the cold?

The police don't arrest as many folks when the weather is real cold. It probably has something to do with getting out of that warm cruiser. More murders occur in extreme temps both low and high.

 

[Bert Higginbotha]

Morning D. Greetings from Fla. Hope this day treats you well.

More coffee.............

You and Austin are weather wimps. Let the temps get down to the 30's and you two head South. WIMPS!

 

[wildcatdonf]

Honest question, don...

If the crime rate in the Atlanta area dropped 85% would you be happy or sad?

I mean on the one hand...virtually no more crime. But on the other hand...no more office with the fancy break room fixins.

Quite the dilemma.

And it is an honest question. Because I hear you bitch about the crime in that area...as well you should. But if it disappeared then you are out of a job.

???

• We don't bond very many criminals.
• You can't make money on criminals.
• Most of our bonds are DUI bonds, Suspended DL and FTA bonds.
• We sell good service.

 

[funKYcat75]

Here is why tomorrow is going to suck.

We'll wake up to no snow.
We'll get dressed and head out the door.
Arrive at school, buses unload, day starts.
Blizzard commences.
"Teachers, check your email."
"Yeah, we're going home early. Call every kid's parents. The ones that don't speak English, just go get funKYcat even though he has a room full of snow-crazed children already"
"Señora, cómo vas a pick-up-ar tu little Pepito?" "Unintelligible Spanish phrase in which I understand the word 'carro'"
"Gracias"
Load kids in car, load buses, GTFO.
We get home about 20 minutes earlier than we normally would.
Snow stops, sun comes out, snow goes away.
"Why did you send our youngins home?!?!?"


Repeat on Frday.

 

[Bert Higginbotha]

The police don't arrest as many folks when the weather is real cold. It probably has something to do with getting out of that warm cruiser. More murders occur in extreme temps both low and high.

I have a Doctor friend who worked trauma and he basically said the same thing. Weather extremes piss crooks off. He also said full moons would see more folks needing treatment.

 

[wildcatdonf]

I have a Doctor friend who worked trauma and he basically said the same thing. Weather extremes piss crooks off. He also said full moons would see more folks needing treatment.

That full moon thing is real.

 

[Mashburned]

I need motivation. A pie would work.

Been out in the elements looking like Ralphie's brother. Love it. Everything is still and quiet.

More gd Skal talk. Smh. According to Cal/KSR he's starting to get it. He was even our best big against Auburn.

That's real good. I could've sworn I saw him get punked by a bunch of 6'7" wings. Damn. Glad he's starting to get it. Can't wait to see him play more minutes Thursday.

 

[wildcatdonf]

Not strong enough.

 

[TriangleUKCat]

Here is why tomorrow is going to suck.

We'll wake up to no snow.
We'll get dressed and head out the door.
Arrive at school, buses unload, day starts.
Blizzard commences.
"Teachers, check your email."
"Yeah, we're going home early. Call every kid's parents. The ones that don't speak English, just go get funKYcat even though he has a room full of snow-crazed children already"
"Señora, cómo vas a pick-up-ar tu little Pepito?" "Unintelligible Spanish phrase in which I understand the word 'carro'"
"Gracias"
Load kids in car, load buses, GTFO.
We get home about 20 minutes earlier than we normally would.
Snow stops, sun comes out, snow goes away.
"Why did you send our youngins home?!?!?"


Repeat on Frday.

Loved the mid-school day release because of snow and the chaos that ensued. We didn't get it often in Colorado but when we did, whew. All decorum out the window. Teacher tells you to be quiet? Ha ha. Don't have to listen to you anymore, loser. It's SNOWING, bitch.

Teachers must really hate it.

 

[ymmot31]

I don't think you should use the word "strong" in a description of Skal. We should say he's too weak. If he becomes less weak, somehow, we can say his weakness is waning.

 

[-LEK-]

Here is why tomorrow is going to suck.
"Señora, cómo vas a pick-up-ar tu little Pepito?" "Unintelligible Spanish phrase in which I understand the word 'carro'"
.

Donde esta la bibliotechique?

 

[wildcatdonf]

Skal is too weak.

 

[-LEK-]

Skal is too weak.

We all know the issue. He wont play the 5 in the NBA, so its like trying to fit a square peg/round hole. Something has changed though, and maybe its scouting report, but first 5 games, he was , then . Other teams dont respect him and just strip him. He should just start keeping up those bos. Faster release, gets bogged down.

I trust Cal, we will be going by March.

 

[Bert Higginbotha]

Reading a thread on RR linked a good article about Cal getting on the refs for swallowing their whistles.

"Calipari believes officials’ commitment to enforcing new rules intended to improve freedom of movement in college basketball has waned – as has been the case in previous attempts to clean up the game.

He said the Wildcats will have to adjust accordingly.

“We gotta go back to football practice,” Calipari said. “All this stuff about rules, like we’re not going to put hands on, not going to hip check – it’s done. They clearly didn’t have the stomach to continue it, so we’re just going to go back to like I did in 2013, where we just said, ‘Put on the football helmets and let’s go.’"
​

Here is the link: http://www.courier-journal.com/stor...lipari-says-refs-swallowing-whistle/78967172/

 

[wildcatdonf]

Skal will get drafted on his potential. He'll get dominated by all NBA players. He'll get sent to the DL and get dominated there too.

 

[CUJO_1970]

Damn it's cold outside.

 

[FutureCityCats]

Damn it's cold outside.

It is. FCC.

 

[Mashburned]

There's this bad ass blonde female cop in my town. Had a raging hard on for her ever since she was my middle school cop. I want to be play arrested by her so bad.

 

[Bert Higginbotha]

I need motivation. A pie would work.

Based on this shitty post, I was inspired to bake a coconut pie. When I gain 5 pounds because of you I am looking you up and sitting on you until you say UNCLE.

Damn Mash, shut up about PIE.

 

[Bert Higginbotha]

Damn it's cold outside.

I thought the lyrics were:


Baby it's cold outside.

 

[Mashburned]

Don't eat it. Give it to me so I will be motivated to motivate you to lose weight.

 

[UKGrad93]

There's this bad ass blonde female cop in my town. Had a raging hard on for her ever since she was my middle school cop. I want to be play arrested by her so bad.

I got stopped by a lady cop
In my automobile
She said get out and spead your legs
And then she tried to cop a feel
That cop she was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
She stuck my butt with her big black stick
I said "what's up?" now suck my d***

 

[Mashburned]

Damn that's a good rhyme.

 

[-LEK-]

I got stopped by a lady cop
In my automobile
She said get out and spead your legs
And then she tried to cop a feel
That cop she was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
She stuck my butt with her big black stick
I said "what's up?" now suck my d***

I read this with the Easy E line in NWA- Nobody Move.