You did not have to.Hello all,
Did I tell you all how DUMB I am...
You did not have to.Hello all,
Did I tell you all how DUMB I am...
I don't see the problem, there is plenty of water there.Okay,
I can't tell you as good as I can show you!!! (Yeah, I'm DUMB!!!)
My Darling and I hit the water today crabbing, fishing, and clamming....... Got a few clams later, I didn't bring bait to fish with hoping I'd catch some bait fish, I did but where we were the fish weren't biting.....I caught a couple but not what we wanted so I released them.... NOW....
I packed our cooler with some nice ginger ale and water, just iced down so nicely... So inviting and so cold on a 90+ degree day in direct sunlight most all day...
We was catching crabs right off the bat, some nice ones too. Then it happened!!!!! I've heard of dumb and dumber but just plain DUMB... Here I type......
Man my Darling and I were getting thirsty and ready for a drink break with our nicely and might I add coldly iced down cooler...
Yeah I opened that old cooler top and and I found out how truly DUMB I am.....
AND These little dasturbs wouldn't let us have even one!!!! Crabs, if anything, are very spiteful....
Go ahead try grabbing a drink.... Go ahead...
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Did I tell you how DUMB I am!!!!
If those look small, they "ain't"! (Had to put a couple back in the water later but we ended up with 17 keepers and several large ones like the below...
Take a gander...
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And NOW you know....the rest of the story!!!
Gosh I'm DUMB!!!
I don't see the problem, there is plenty of water there.
Most of the time.Jerk.... (Sir)![]()
😅You did not have to.![]()
No she is from Boston, Mass. That is standard behavior for that crowd. Look at who they elected for the U.S. Senate. A bitter old lady. She is just following a Massachusetts tradition.Is she in therapy?
Well, I hope you're not as "crabby" as you were yesterday and just "clam" up about it. 😁Good morning all,
I'd like to think I woke up smarter than I was yesterday. I can only hope.
Finishing off some required work and I think we are headed back to the house. You all have a great day!!!
I can't count how many games I saw the Bombers play as a kid. Never had to buy a ticket. I grew up in Clearwater, Florida whenthe Bombers were in their prime.In 1949 my uncle pitched (Some?) for the 6th Ward Boosters of Newport that finished 4th in that year's National Championship. Included teams like Clearwater Bombers & Phillips 66 Oilers.
Good morning D-League. Yes, as noted above, the Redlegs are really coming through for me - 18-4 final last night, and forced to pitch position players.
The real moment of truth is just ahead with the Pirates coming to GABP. Pittsburgh is roughly a middle-of-the-league AAA team. What are the Reds? AA? A? We’re about to find out.
Gray and drizzly in the east.
I saw somewhere they are doing a remake of what is probably still one of my top five TV shows, The Honeymooners. I guess nothing with a possible Buck attached to it can be left alone in America.
But can you imagine Hollywood’s take on Ralph Kramden today? In episode one he’ll be arrested as an abusive spouse. Then Alice will announce she is “transitioning” to Alex.
In mandatory counseling, Ralph will reflect on all his bad behavior, realize it is because he is secretly Gay and in love with Norton, and they will quit their blue collar jobs and open a florist shop in newly chic Brooklyn. Alex - formerly Alice - will get elected to Congress and marry Trixie. They’ll adopt five illegal immigrant teenagers and the show will morph into a modern version of the Brady Bunch.
Ralph and Ed will move into a spare room as the wise and funny “Gay uncles” who keep the family in flowers and baked goods.
I hope I’m kidding but would not be surprised.
I haven't bet yet, but my wife is about $75 up on the day, so far. I'll get involved here before long and lose some of her winnings.It's going to be a soggy track for the Kentucky Oaks today. Ahh Louisville, probably the only city on the planet that kids get off school for a horse race.
I placed our Derby bets this morning. My wife bet $20 on Happy Jack. I bet $20 on Charge It and $3 on Tiz The Bomb. $43 down the tubes.I haven't bet yet, but my wife is about $75 up on the day, so far. I'll get involved here before long and lose some of her winnings.
Did you finish Ozark? We did last night.
Sherry said you are so bad!I haven't bet yet, but my wife is about $75 up on the day, so far. I'll get involved here before long and lose some of her winnings.
Did you finish Ozark? We did last night.
Does she know the Heimlich?Good morning D-League. Drizzly and gray in the east.
I guess this is derby weekend. It really snuck up on me this year. I used to love it, but the horse doping scandals have tainted it for me. I don't know anything about a single horse in the race.
But, I'll watch it with my daughter and get choked up when they play My Old Kentucky Home. I hope the weather is decent.
Back to work. You all have a good day.
You just may have a shot.I placed our Derby bets this morning. My wife bet $20 on Happy Jack. I bet $20 on Charge It and $3 on Tiz The Bomb. $43 down the tubes.
Yeah we finished Part 2 last Sunday night. To be honest, I was disappointed. It left me flat. Almost seemed like they used different writers. It wasn't bad just not the quality I'm used to. Every season got better, Part 2 didn't. Just my opinion.
Speaking of Biden, Gutfeld said Biden trying to explain something with confidence, was like a man trying to explain why he only lasted 30 seconds during sex to a woman. I guess he wasn't referring to Pitino with that comment.Fishing report:
Blanked again. I have been blanked so many times this year I think I'll change my name to Billy.
It's so bad, the Reds are cringing.
It's as ugly as a Nancy Pelosi photo.
It's as incomplete as a Kamala Harris answer to a question.
It's as disappointing as a Biden presidency.
It's as confusing as 81 million votes.
The only action I saw today was 1 jake no shoulders at Rattler and 2 Jerry Mathers at Wapata who were pissed off I was there and not as nice as the one in the video below.
Re rain, reminds me of the saying about the 48 Boston Braves. Spahnn and Sain and pray for rain. The Braves won the pennant though.Reds Don’t Lose! A steady rain turns out to be the teams’ best strategy. Unfortunately they’ll probably have to play eventually.
Well we emptied the penny jar years ago.
That's going to be the standing joke of the season. Not losing today because:Reds Don’t Lose! A steady rain turns out to be the teams’ best strategy. Unfortunately they’ll probably have to play eventually.
Hang in there WC, there are plenty of fish to be caught. This gal caught a nice redfish a few miles from me off of Pine Island. Bait your hook and go for it.
Morning Legionnaires!
88° expected for a high today with 101° expected tomorrow. Yeow!
Feeling like Cpt Ahab right now with my fishing luck. Going after the elusive Moby Bass again this morning until it gets warmer. I may just have to buy myself a fish finder and a harpoon if this keeps up.
In the words of the immortal Paul Harvey: "Stand by for news"!