Good morning, D-League!
It's 4 days til the "corn and corn whiskey" bowl down in Florida!
Happy early Springter! Looking at a high of "too warm," with a low of "that's more like it." Precipitation is possible.
CNN is now trying to find good news to report for the 12th straight month after 4+ years of "the new orange Hitler is in league with Russia, but refuses to confiscate guns, because he's too busy hiring a diverse cabinet to hide his bigotry."
Joe Fauci is writing a tell all book about his brother, Anthony, called "Best Liar a Brother Could Ask For" detailing the ways Tony would keep his brother from going to jail on a daily basis. "Our Mom could be holding up the bloody knife with my fingerprints on it, and he could tell her it was the cat that experimented on our Beagle, Sunny, with a straight face. What a great brother! I don't remember doing it, as I must've passed out at some point, but he really stepped up to the plate for me"
Joe is unable to profit from his book, as he rots in a cell at San LA Quinta for ruthlessly experimenting on dogs for years without a license. He's considered a threat to society along the lines of his favorite doctor growing up, Jo Mengele. "I don't remember any of what you're saying," said Joe.
Anthony, the beloved cult leader, smiled ear to ear when asked about the short foreword he wrote for his brother's book. "Well, he did pass out a lot, but he didn't like needles..."
In big meteorological news, a weather anchor got the forecast right last week, but was promptly fired for cheating. "I LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW and went outside!" she screamed in protest. She's been stripped of her meteorology credentials and ability to do forecasts on tik tok. "I don't care about any of that," she said, "I never got to study meteors even once. They made me do weather instead."
In sports, the Chicago Bears won a game, to put them solidly and safely above .250 for the season, ensuring their coach will finish the season and be eligible for a contract extension. The McCaskey family twitter page responded quickly, "Congratulations coach on your 6th win in 2022. Finally we're bowl eligible!"
Hope y'all have a great day!
It's 4 days til the "corn and corn whiskey" bowl down in Florida!
Happy early Springter! Looking at a high of "too warm," with a low of "that's more like it." Precipitation is possible.
CNN is now trying to find good news to report for the 12th straight month after 4+ years of "the new orange Hitler is in league with Russia, but refuses to confiscate guns, because he's too busy hiring a diverse cabinet to hide his bigotry."
Joe Fauci is writing a tell all book about his brother, Anthony, called "Best Liar a Brother Could Ask For" detailing the ways Tony would keep his brother from going to jail on a daily basis. "Our Mom could be holding up the bloody knife with my fingerprints on it, and he could tell her it was the cat that experimented on our Beagle, Sunny, with a straight face. What a great brother! I don't remember doing it, as I must've passed out at some point, but he really stepped up to the plate for me"
Joe is unable to profit from his book, as he rots in a cell at San LA Quinta for ruthlessly experimenting on dogs for years without a license. He's considered a threat to society along the lines of his favorite doctor growing up, Jo Mengele. "I don't remember any of what you're saying," said Joe.
Anthony, the beloved cult leader, smiled ear to ear when asked about the short foreword he wrote for his brother's book. "Well, he did pass out a lot, but he didn't like needles..."
In big meteorological news, a weather anchor got the forecast right last week, but was promptly fired for cheating. "I LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW and went outside!" she screamed in protest. She's been stripped of her meteorology credentials and ability to do forecasts on tik tok. "I don't care about any of that," she said, "I never got to study meteors even once. They made me do weather instead."
In sports, the Chicago Bears won a game, to put them solidly and safely above .250 for the season, ensuring their coach will finish the season and be eligible for a contract extension. The McCaskey family twitter page responded quickly, "Congratulations coach on your 6th win in 2022. Finally we're bowl eligible!"
Hope y'all have a great day!