Two ways that I've always thought that I DON'T want to go....drowning and by knife.
Give me a Southbound Mack truck while I'm looking South.
Give me a Southbound Mack truck while I'm looking South.
I'm down with going out like Nelson Rockefeller.
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Death by Sex: How Lovemaking May Prove Fatal
Death by sex? It's rare but possible. These four sex-related activities in particular may prove lethal.www.psychologytoday.com
I'd just as soon avoid going out like his son, Michael Rockefeller.
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Michael Rockefeller killed, eaten by headhunters: claim
In the new book, “Savage Harvest: A Tale of Cannibals, Colonialism and Michael Rockefeller’s Tragic Quest for Primitive Art,” veteran journalist Carl Hoffman unveils significant evidence that 23-year-old Michael Rockefeller died at the hands of headhunters, and not at sea, late in 1961.www.nydailynews.com
I understand they liked him well enough -- a little gristly and gamey maybe but nothing some A1 Sauce couldn't cover for...—somebody up there liked him. 🥸
Michael rockefeller—not so much. 😟
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Nelson Rockefeller ranks among my all-time greatest cult-figure heroes. That dude was an awesome, albeit somewhat disconnected evil genius. Major respect. I view him in the same highest regard as Howard Schnellenberger. Like Frank Sinatra said, "I did it my way". Supposedly, Matthew McConaughey's father, Jim, a former UK football lineman under Bear Bryant before transferring to Houston, went out the same way as Rocky.I'm down with going out like Nelson Rockefeller.
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Death by Sex: How Lovemaking May Prove Fatal
Death by sex? It's rare but possible. These four sex-related activities in particular may prove lethal.www.psychologytoday.com
I'd just as soon avoid going out like his son, Michael Rockefeller.
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Michael Rockefeller killed, eaten by headhunters: claim
In the new book, “Savage Harvest: A Tale of Cannibals, Colonialism and Michael Rockefeller’s Tragic Quest for Primitive Art,” veteran journalist Carl Hoffman unveils significant evidence that 23-year-old Michael Rockefeller died at the hands of headhunters, and not at sea, late in 1961.www.nydailynews.com
I'd rather have fun one last time as I plummet towards the end. Jump off of a really tall building and enjoy the momentary freedom of flight.Since death (and suits) is the macabre subject, good way to commit suicide (for anyone so inclined after being declared terminal):
Weigh yourself down with weights under your bulky clothes.
Go out on the ocean on a big boat (day trip, cheap), sign in, and jump off when no one is watching.
1. No opportunity to back out once you jump.
2. Can't be rescued.
3. Painless (I assume)
4. No mess to clean up or death scene for which to horrify anyone
5. No funeral expenses
6. Easy for family to procure death certificate
*Since we are honest folks here in the D, leave a suicide note so no fraudulent lawsuit or insurance claim can be made.
Buzz kill.You cut your heirs out of life insurance money......as suicide nullifies most policies.........I told the Director if she finds me in the garage electrocuted from working on the panel box that is her sign that I had a terminal illness...That way she gets the double indemnity on the life policy....since I accidentally got shocked......I guess the regular way of scratching and clawing to keep from dying is OK......but I see no need to empty the coffers before I go........
I wear a cardigan sweater everyday during the winter. Only around the house and not in public. Going for the Fred MacMurray look.Oh well .....
How about sweaters? Anybody wear sweaters?
I'm a big sweater. As soon as it gets hot, Whew!Oh well .....
How about sweaters? Anybody wear sweaters?
I thought you were going to say lap dancer."A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!"
The Naked Gun
Would have been a better line in the movie!I thought you were going to say lap dancer.
Oh well .....
How about sweaters? Anybody wear sweaters?
I wear a cardigan sweater everyday during the winter. Only around the house and not in public. Going for the Fred Sanford look.
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Nelson Rockefeller ranks among my all-time greatest cult-figure heroes. That dude was an awesome, albeit somewhat disconnected evil genius. Major respect. I view him in the same highest regard as Howard Schnellenberger. Like Frank Sinatra said, "I did it my way". Supposedly, Matthew McConaughey's father, Jim, a former UK football lineman under Bear Bryant before transferring to Houston, went out the same way as Rocky.
I had no idea about Rocky's son. Yikes! Horrible way to go.
Hey, some days I go for the Fred Sanford look too. Depends on the sweater.Fify...😇
Yeah, I actually read that book about Michael Rockefeller. He was in New Guinea hunting for “primitive art” for a museum in New York. His small boat’s engine stalled. He was an accomplished swimmer so he made the dubious decision to swim to shore. The other guy with him stayed with the boat and was fairly quickly rescued. Rockefeller was never seen again. But the journalist who wrote the book uncovered some government records that showed investigators had interviewed local tribesmen right after the disappearance who admitted catching him and cooking him up for a snack.I've said it before and I'll say it again. Nelson Rockefeller ranks among my all-time greatest cult-figure heroes. That dude was an awesome, albeit somewhat disconnected evil genius. Major respect. I view him in the same highest regard as Howard Schnellenberger. Like Frank Sinatra said, "I did it my way". Supposedly, Matthew McConaughey's father, Jim, a former UK football lineman under Bear Bryant before transferring to Houston, went out the same way as Rocky.
I had no idea about Rocky's son. Yikes! Horrible way to go.
Isn't McConaughey's brother quite the character? Never seen without a beer in his hand....and named his son after brand name beer?I've said it before and I'll say it again. Nelson Rockefeller ranks among my all-time greatest cult-figure heroes. That dude was an awesome, albeit somewhat disconnected evil genius. Major respect. I view him in the same highest regard as Howard Schnellenberger. Like Frank Sinatra said, "I did it my way". Supposedly, Matthew McConaughey's father, Jim, a former UK football lineman under Bear Bryant before transferring to Houston, went out the same way as Rocky.
I had no idea about Rocky's son. Yikes! Horrible way to go.
I just had some doughnuts (a weekend only treat)....but dang, that looks good.Good morning from ATX. Currently 51°F and partly cloudy. Expecting 68°F for our high.
Gamecocks vs Cats, 12 noon, at Rupp Arena today. Hope this team ends the season on a positive note. A win might certainly provide this team some momentum heading into the SEC tournament.
I'm heading out in a few for a dozen breakfast tacos. Wife also ordered a large sweet tea.
Wishing happiness and health for all our fellow D-League members.
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Rooster McConaughey?Isn't McConaughey's brother quite the character? Never seen without a beer in his hand....and named his son after brand name beer?
It really does cost a lot of money to die. About 20 years ago I was offered a grave site in the Pioneer Section of Sylvan Abby Cemetery in Clearwater, FL. My place of birth was Clearwater. To be buried in the Pioneer Section you have to be a direct descendent of a pioneer family. My g-g-grandfather, William Taylor, has the first grave in what is now Pinellas County, FL. He arrived as a pioneer before Florida was a state. I decided to buy them and it turned out they were the last two available. I paid what I thought was a large amount of money at the time but recently I was offered 4 times what I paid for them.Has always amazed me how much funerals are. Know a guy who owns a funeral home, and I'll just say he's doing quite well.
I'll never forget, while in college (we were I think Sophs, maybe Jrs) had a friend who went home one weekend. It was either his b'day or it was right around it. Came back on Sunday afternoon and came over to see me. Said "I've got something to show you'....so we went outside. There sat a brand new Jaguar XKE (think that was the two seater with the long sloping hood). B'day gift from parents. They owned either 2 or 3 funeral homes.
My mother in law is 87 and not in real good health, so she may not be around for too long. A real sweet lady and we help her out all we can. She was married to a fairly worthless guy, so she has little in life. We supplemented her monthly income for years after he died...and was happy to do it. He in their later years got them in some financial problems, which we helped them get out of, but they had to refinance their home. After he died, I wanted to buy it, but the Mrs wouldn't let me.In addition to the grave sites we decided to go ahead a pre-pay our funeral expenses so our children would not have to be burdened with that once we leave this earth
Sadly, at that same age, I did the very same thing at a pool party(wanting to have fun). The father of one of the other kids pulled me out. I too will not forget that feeling.I guess, putting your head in a bucket of water for a bit and trying to take a breath or two (Have someone with you.) may cause some who contemplate jumping in an ocean to end it all, will cause them to gain pause. Drowning is painful. (Maybe not a long pain but not being able to take in air, only water will bring you to a realization of where you do not want to be.
At 10 or 11 years old I was invited to a pool party. I jumped in the pool to have fun. I couldn't swim. (Never even thought about that.) My childhood friend whose Dad passed away a month or so ago pushed me back to the edge of the pool. Yeah, I was in over my head. (Probably the first of many areas where I jumped in over my head.) In any event to this day I will never forget that feeling of wanting to breath and sucking in only water....
He could start by wearing one of these all Summer.....So Calipari start earning your millions
I have had the responsibility of having to pay for funeral expenses for relatives. In my case (s) it was a person who had made poor choices in life. But it was family so you do what you have to do.My mother in law is 87 and not in real good health, so she may not be around for too long. A real sweet lady and we help her out all we can. She was married to a fairly worthless guy, so she has little in life. We supplemented her monthly income for years after he died...and was happy to do it. He in their later years got them in some financial problems, which we helped them get out of, but they had to refinance their home. After he died, I wanted to buy it, but the Mrs wouldn't let me.
So when her time comes, we'll be paying for all of her funeral arrangements. The Mrs has a sister, but like a lot of families, she's not a bad person but just selfish. So we already know that she won't help...so it's all on us.
But it doesn't bother me (yet LOL...haven't wrote all the checks yet). She's a good lady and we're blessed in that we can afford it....but you wouldn't want to have to do it more than once (or maybe twice).
I wear sweaters a lot in winter.Oh well .....
How about sweaters? Anybody wear sweaters?
About the warmest thing I own is a pull over sweater and a thin jacket. A couple of UK jackets. I do not own any top coats or a pair of gloves.I wear sweaters a lot in winter.
In Kentucky you can be buried on your farm. There is an acreage restriction, but it is as low as three acres or something like that.Good morning D League. The talk of funerals made me recall the days when some people still got buried on family ground on their property in some parts of rural Kentucky. When I was 15, and just barely able to be considered one of the men in the family, I was pressed into duty to be a pall bearer at my great aunt Blanche’s burial way out in rural Bracken County.
The house was on some crumbling backroad and the burial plot was a little fenced in area down a stone path past a barn and on the edge of a wood lot.
It was blowing snow that day, the ground was covered and the stone path was slick as snot. Blanche was a sizable woman and I remember being desperate not to slip and drop my part. But it all went well and was a moving - and mercifully short - ceremony.
I wish people were still laid to rest that way, on family ground.
Thanks Bert for sharing that story and photo of Patrick Henry’s sister’s grave. Interesting for those days that it mentions a husband named Madison but she was buried under her family’s name of Henry.It is 34.0°F and sunny in Smiths Grove. We are supposed to top out at 52°.
I bought 10 lots in the Smiths Grove Cemetery. I have already given four of them away, but that is why I bought so many.
I wrote the latest ordinance on the cemetery because they are expensive and folks try to do things to make them more expensive as they want benches at 45 degree off from the monument etc.
When I became Mayor there were 17 massive species trees in the cemetery. Every spring they would do thousand of dollars damage to monuments etc. One hickory tree has actually grown around an old monument. It cost $1,000 to "carve" it out after we cut down the tree. Through arm twisting and a bunch of votes we got rid of them. Now there are specific species of trees that can be planted in the cemetery but only in specific areas when they can't do damage. I raised over $100,000 for the improvements, work on the chapel, paving more of the roads. Plus I talked my neighbor out of more land for future needs on the North end of the cemetery; he deeded to the city just before he died.
We also had to increase the cost of the lots as city folks will fill it up even though they have no connection to our area.
Smiths Grove Cemetery is 203 years old. There are 3,519 burials so far. It cost $800 each time it is mowed. But I am a Cemetery lover.
Here is our chapel after we reworked it:![]()
That big tree was one of the last to be removed as we had to take it out limb by limb.
Most of the original folks buried there came from the Western part of Virginia to claim land warrants from fighting in the revolution.
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I looked it up and most states allow burial on your own land but you must first check with local municipalities to find out restrictions and requirements.In Kentucky you can be buried on your farm. There is an acreage restriction, but it is as low as three acres or something like that.
We still are moving folks from farm burials to the Smiths Grove Cemetery. It is interesting to see how reactive the soil in Warren and Barren counties is. After 100 years the soil is darker where the body was and sometimes the shoe souls are still in tact or a pelvis part. Also it is incredible how often people were buried with their gold rings.
Edit: Here are some of what was the Higginbotham Buckingham cemetery where my great and great great grandparents are buried:
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It has been cut off from easy access by the creation of Mammoth Cave National Park.
Me and one of my other 3 brothers paid for my mothers funeral.
I put my mother on my bank account so she could draw money when she needed
The older I get, the more I can see this Biblical principle in action. Sometimes hard to see it in your younger years.I had also helped my step father out with money on several occasions after my mother died