Long, busy weekend. To complicate my life further, my ex called me today, and we actually conversed like non-divorced people. The situation is reversed now...I have MY guard up!
Went out with the guys last night. Gotta say, there is NOTHING more fun than a tipsy white woman. There is approximately 30 minutes between the time she's feeling nice and the point where's she's simply drunk off her ass. I was lucky enough to get those 30 minutes all at once with the same woman. She was part of a bridal shower party. Alternated between apologizing for bumping into me and showering me with kisses. The highlight of the night was her doing some freestyle dance that ended up with her glasses landing in a trash can. I found them just as those 30 minutes started wearing off. The two sober ladies out of the 7 in their group quickly packed them in a hotel shuttle and made a getaway!