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Symptoms? Peeing at night. Frequent urination. pain?
I need some help, because I am a bit worried about mine.
I'll tell something that cracks me up and that's old people and cell phones.
Lady is in the office yesterday and something like the sound of an air raid warning starts bellowing from her purse. She begins furiously digging in her purse in an attempt to silence this bewildering piece of technology...and she just can't get to it. No matter how hard she tries, she just keeps burrowing down into that purse and it just keeps screaming, amid the clattering of lipstick cases, eyeglasses and various prescription medications.
Finally, she fishes the thing out and looks at it as if she's never before seen this thing in her entire life. As it continues to blare loudly in her hands she fumbles around desperately trying to remember how to shut it off. Before she finds the button it stops ringing. She purses her lips, shakes her head and tosses the phone back down into the oblivion of her purse....where it starts ringing and the whole damn process begins anew.
Lady is in the office yesterday and something like the sound of an air raid warning starts bellowing from her purse. She begins furiously digging in her purse in an attempt to silence this bewildering piece of technology...and she just can't get to it. No matter how hard she tries, she just keeps burrowing down into that purse and it just keeps screaming, amid the clattering of lipstick cases, eyeglasses and various prescription medications.
Finally, she fishes the thing out and looks at it as if she's never before seen this thing in her entire life. As it continues to blare loudly in her hands she fumbles around desperately trying to remember how to shut it off. Before she finds the button it stops ringing. She purses her lips, shakes her head and tosses the phone back down into the oblivion of her purse....where it starts ringing and the whole damn process begins anew.
In 14 minutes, I get to take another percocet.
Also, thunderstorms, hail and possible tornadoes being forecast for this afternoon here in Wild West Georgia.
Also, thunderstorms, hail and possible tornadoes being forecast for this afternoon here in Wild West Georgia.
Just answer me this re: phones - Will my iphone 5 do the VR porn?
That's gold Willy, gold! FCC/;
hahahahahahahaha shit man that's hilarious.
I'm guessing since she was a fat lady that she also had a fat pinky?
You have just scared the flock out of that boy.
Damn Kooky, that sucks. I remember you saying that other firms had been laying off too. I hate hearing about good people losing their jobs. Makes me sad and angry.
Just got back from a meeting of the Institutional Review Board. They are the eggheads in the hospital that decide whether a study using a radioactive drug can move forward. The principle investigator for the study asked me to attend to help answer questions. I'm pretty sure that one of the women on the committee did not like my answers. Especially when I told her that radioactive material from a patient can go down the drain.
They also kept asking questions about handling a dead body with rad material in it. I've written procedures that follow that best national & international guidelines. I'm not sure what else to tell these people.
The particular study that I was answering questions about is a pediatric study. I did tell them that we just completed treatments of 3 adults with the exact same drug and same dose. I guess they never gave a shit about the adult study.
They also kept asking questions about handling a dead body with rad material in it. I've written procedures that follow that best national & international guidelines. I'm not sure what else to tell these people.
The particular study that I was answering questions about is a pediatric study. I did tell them that we just completed treatments of 3 adults with the exact same drug and same dose. I guess they never gave a shit about the adult study.
Chapter 1
She rose seductively from the bed. Went to her dresser to select something nice to wear. He lay quietly on the bed, eyes closed, anticipating what would happen next. As she rustled through the drawers, he could hear the slight ringing of metal.
"Kinky," he thought.
He heard his beloved walk towards him. She leaned forward, and whispered breathlessly in his ear the most beautiful words he had ever heard escape from her pouting lips.
"I'm going out for a bit and taking the kids with me."
He came.
Chapter 2
It was night. He knew when she was taking a long time in the bathroom, that she must be preparing herself for a long evening of passionate love making. Sprays spraying, water running, the clink clack of makeup bottles. His lady was truly in a state of arousal and wanted to make her man feel special this evening.
After 15 minutes of waiting, he could stand by no longer. His sinewy arms burst through the door to see his goddess. Upon gazing around the bathroom, he saw it. The most beautiful thing that he had ever seen. He fell to his knees is orgasmic joy on the sight that he beheld.
She had changed the toilet paper roll.
The End
-Man, can't wait for butthole tests!
-Funky's chapters were
-3 day weekend. Family time, beer time, friend time + more beer time, round of golf, minimal projects outside of a few lawn details. Looking forward to it.
-Radiohead "The Bends" playing. Baby gets really into this one for some reason. Likes M83 and CCR too it seems. And Haydn. Loves that old asshole too for some reason. Lies there like a dead fish for contemporaries mostly (dad does that for most all of it). Coincidence I'm sure but funny to me.
Also shits a lot during it.
Maybe a good album would be a bunch of music that just makes you dump. Jason of course wouldn't need it but others might. "Releaser: Open Up and Fill the Bowl"
-To watch basketball or not watch basketball. That is the mothereffin' question. Will probably cross arms, close eyes, scowl, and shake head violently side to side but succumb anyway.
-Have a good weekend, sirs.
-Funky's chapters were
-3 day weekend. Family time, beer time, friend time + more beer time, round of golf, minimal projects outside of a few lawn details. Looking forward to it.
-Radiohead "The Bends" playing. Baby gets really into this one for some reason. Likes M83 and CCR too it seems. And Haydn. Loves that old asshole too for some reason. Lies there like a dead fish for contemporaries mostly (dad does that for most all of it). Coincidence I'm sure but funny to me.
Also shits a lot during it.
Maybe a good album would be a bunch of music that just makes you dump. Jason of course wouldn't need it but others might. "Releaser: Open Up and Fill the Bowl"
-To watch basketball or not watch basketball. That is the mothereffin' question. Will probably cross arms, close eyes, scowl, and shake head violently side to side but succumb anyway.
-Have a good weekend, sirs.
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Light rain falling in Atlanta. I know you guys were dying to know.
Supposed to get some storms overnight and some tomorrow here. Plants needs some big gulps.
Nova is taking Miami to the woodshed.
And just like that…a 9-0 run by Miami. Lead cut to 6.
There are like 8 total people sitting in the stands in the first 12 rows behind the TX AM bench and one is dressed like Charlie Brown. I mean...dammit.
(Succumbed already)
(Succumbed already)
tamu deserved to be a 16 team and go no further. what they didn't expect was to be blown out...
Wow, just wow. Sorry, but I am drunker than sh$t right now. Gawd, what a debacle all around. Yikes!
+1.-Man, can't wait for butthole tests!
-Funky's chapters were
-3 day weekend. Family time, beer time, friend time + more beer time, round of golf, minimal projects outside of a few lawn details. Looking forward to it.
-Radiohead "The Bends" playing. Baby gets really into this one for some reason. Likes M83 and CCR too it seems. And Haydn. Loves that old asshole too for some reason. Lies there like a dead fish for contemporaries mostly (dad does that for most all of it). Coincidence I'm sure but funny to me.
Also shits a lot during it.
Maybe a good album would be a bunch of music that just makes you dump. Jason of course wouldn't need it but others might. "Releaser: Open Up and Fill the Bowl"
-To watch basketball or not watch basketball. That is the mothereffin' question. Will probably cross arms, close eyes, scowl, and shake head violently side to side but succumb anyway.
-Have a good weekend, sirs.
I will NOT sober up. Heck, I'll deal with it in the AM.
Donfather, ATX got 3/4 inch rain overnight. I nearly rode to work, but pussed out and rode the bus. Meh, getting old, I am.
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[QUOTE="CUJO_1970, post: 4229376, member: 11946"]In 14 minutes, I get to take another percocet.
Also, thunderstorms, hail and possible tornadoes being forecast for this afternoon here in Wild West Georgia.[/QUOTE]
Great resale value back up home. Seriously.
Also, thunderstorms, hail and possible tornadoes being forecast for this afternoon here in Wild West Georgia.[/QUOTE]
Great resale value back up home. Seriously.
Trust me when I say this: when we age, strange shit happens, especially in tech terms.
True story.
You're fine, bro. Getting up at night = evolution. Continue producing.
Prep = mind-boggling. I never understood poop before such an ordeal. Got that number now.
My boss asked me yesterday why I have so many ticket in my queue. I responded with a Patrick Ewing quote: "We make a lot, we spend a lot".
She was beside herself laughing.
Produce and prevail. Gawd, I am effed up.
She was beside herself laughing.
Produce and prevail. Gawd, I am effed up.
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That's if it was even really "Anonymous". Since one of their hackers got busted a while back and rolled over on a lot of them, there has been talk that "Anonymous" is now nothing more than the FBI. There was a documentary about the group and the vagina that ratted several of the others out.
Younger female at worked told me I need to smile more. I responded with "Why? I'm not working for tips."
I was so proud of my quick wit and mic drop moment....it doesn't happen often.
Those folks are badass. If your network gets compromised, you MUST isolate ASAP.
Smart guys. Mucho respect from me, and I hold a grad cert in InfoSec.
A few years ago some ************ took over my computer. I paid some money, and he gave it back. It was scary. I was crippled for some time.
I think I just made a d-league post on the "no agent for ulis thread"
Any of you guys know much about the pink slip virus. I know of a place that got hit with a variant of it a few months ago. They were on a wait list for some security patch updates.
Effing shingles rash has been itching like a real SOB the last few days. I'm gonna claw my skin off soon.
The inter-connectivity in this day and age really demands a proactive approach. I've personally witnessed careers ended due to complacency. InfoSec is a touch business. You MUST protect your perimeter. One email combined with a mouse-click from some dumbass 60 year-old lackadaisical bitch can spell the end. Been there, seen it, but thankfully not been in charge.
Hang in there, bro. I've been lucky.
It's all about the exploits, and those guys (largely) and gals are awesome.
I prefer to say it's a cost of conducting business.
