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[Mashburned]

Usually hot chicks roam the chip aisle to queef.

It's their thing. They won't queef around fresh food

Hmm. Makes sense on many levels.

The deal with blue bell is they are some bitches. They rolled out a twitter campaign to try and pacify the masses while they got their shit together. The twitter would inform people there shit was together and Blue Bell was coming to a city near you soon! They we're wrong. They lied. Last I heard BB was in some parts of KY...or so they said. Weeks passed. It's been a month or two since it was supposed to be in KY. They have a map on the website showing where Blue Bell is, but I can't bring myself to look at it. It just hurts. I'll know when Blue Bell is here. I'll smell it once it crosses Clays Ferry.

 

[argubs2]

That story sounds like it's right out of a craigslist "Missed Connections" ad.

"Mash - seeking female

You were at the grocery store last night. So was I. I saw you in the chip aisle, looking all good. Embarrassed by my indecisiveness related to such a trivial decision, I fled in haste only to return soon after to make my choice......you were still in the chip aisle. I grabbed my BBQs and ran....again, frightened by your startling beauty and the prospect of looking like a p-boi. At checkout, I noticed you again as I threw my turk onto the conveyor. It's my protein, I work out often.

I want you to know I share your pain in this crazy, wild world filled with chip enigmas. Email me at <redacted> if you'd like to discuss.

p.s. Did you fart out of your vagina in that chip aisle? LMK ASAP, asking for a friend"

 

[Willy4UK]

That story sounds like it's right out of a craigslist "Missed Connections" ad.

"Mash - seeking female

You were at the grocery store last night. So was I. I saw you in the chip aisle, looking all good. Embarrassed by my indecisiveness related to such a trivial decision, I fled in haste only to return soon after to make my choice......you were still in the chip aisle. I grabbed my BBQs and ran....again, frightened by your startling beauty and the prospect of looking like a p-boi. At checkout, I noticed you again as I threw my turk onto the conveyor. It's my protein, I work out often.

I want you to know I share your pain in this crazy, wild world filled with chip enigmas. Email me at <redacted> if you'd like to discuss.

p.s. Did you fart out of your vagina in that chip aisle? LMK ASAP, asking for a friend"

hahahaha

 

[Mashburned]

Damn, Argubs, that's good. If I find the energy I might copy that and cross my fingers. I know she remembers me. I was a mess. She wore all black/grey. I didn't notice her with chips. No doubt in my mind now that she was there to win me over with her queefs. Damnit.

 

[Desperado_1955]

"How can I tell" if I will be a bad daddy......

LMFAO at gif

 

[Kooky Kats]

I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious. But they smell like death.

 

[55wildcat]

not sure who this is but YES....WOULD!

 

[wildcatdonf]

If you look at the numbers on a lot of these teams that made it (RPI, SOS) teams like UGA and USCjr. got screwed.

No way around it, the selection committee was awful this year.

Again.

 

[catfaninsc]

Science Break:

Runaway or hyper velocity stars can have a big impact on their surroundings as they plunge through the Milky Way galaxy. Their high-speed encounters shock the galaxy, creating arcs, as seen in this image.

HD 2905, center, is a massive, hot supergiant. But what really makes the star stand out in this image is the surrounding, streaky red glow of material in its path. Such structures are called bow shocks, and they can often be seen in front of the fastest, most massive stars in the galaxy. Speeding along at 2.5 million mph it makes the speed of our sun, 450 thousand mph, rather sedate. The shock wave is 4 light years ahead of the star as it moves through space.

 

[d2atTech]

Usually hot chicks roam the chip aisle to queef.

It's their thing. They won't queef around fresh food

if the meat has spoilt, it's best to eat it with a shit ton of bbq sauce. translation: glove up, wear noise-cancelling headphones, and you'll still have a fun night

 

[Willy4UK]

not sure who this is but YES....WOULD!

I'd hit it. But that first pict looks like she has a midget's face.

Is this chick a midget?

 

[Willy4UK]

if the meat has spoilt, it's best to eat it with a shit ton of bbq sauce. translation: glove up, wear noise-cancelling headphones, and you'll still have a fun night

Sounds like tapping a pile of luke warm ground beef.

 

[Willy4UK]

"BUT"?

You mean "because".

hahahaha

that one got me.

 

[Willy4UK]

Spear, do you think she has a midget's face?

 

[Willy4UK]

welp... goddam. There it is. You're right. No I do not.

I'll prove it.

 

[Mashburned]

I think in relation to the baseboard and outlet she looks normal sized. However, her face is weird. Hair is trashy, but Speers is right. She could queef spray on my tortilla chips any day.

 

[wildcatdonf]

@Spidergirl.........I couldn't criticize her in any way. She'd kill most of the men on here.

 

[Kooky Kats]

@Spidergirl.........I couldn't criticize her in any way. She'd kill most of the men on here.

Nah. When she thinks she's got the upper hand, we've always got a fist.

 

[55wildcat]

Willy you rotten bastard,I just looked up what "Queef" meant...LMAO..Here ya go cuz. Sound up and watch til the end....

 

[ukfred]

Who am I? What am I doing here? Was called a smart alec today, what a shock. Drank four beers and am now getting ready to eat some ribs, cold slaw and tater salad and the day is still young!

 

[AustinTXCat]

I created three March Madness brackets today: Capital One, Yahoo Sports and Fox Sports. Looking forward to it.

 

[UKGrad93]

@Mashburned - haha, I think that dude is thinking about naming his big gay dig Queef. Good work.

 

[Kooky Kats]

 

[wildcatdonf]

Willy you rotten bastard,I just looked up what "Queef" meant...LMAO..Here ya go cuz. Sound up and watch til the end....

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[wildcatdonf]

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Unbelievable.

 

[kyboy1998]

 

[kyboy1998]

Decent cans. If you were in a slump, and the criteria was three holes and a heartbeat, I could see it.

Assuming you have functional light switches.

 

[AustinTXCat]

@Mashburned - haha, I think that dude is thinking about naming his big gay dig Queef. Good work.

Good old queef.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Rise up, D-Leaguers!!!

Today is the day.

 

[funKYcat75]

Rise up, D-Leaguers!!!

Today is the day.

What day? We killin Caesar again?

 

[Mashburned]

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Lollll

 

[Mashburned]

Lol I just called my dog "lil queef" and she loved it. I Loved it. It was really an LoL moment for the both of us.

 

[Bert Higginbotha]

Lol I just called my dog "lil queef" and she loved it. I Loved it. It was really an LoL moment for the both of us.

I really believe Mash your dog is screwed up. Wonder why?

 

[Bert Higginbotha]

I figgered I'd get a jump on all the nerds in the D and do a pre-emptive Pi day post. Enjoy.

3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912983367336244065664308602139494639522473719070217986094370277053921717629317675238467481846766940513200056812714526356082778577134275778960917363717872146844090122495343014654958537105079227968925892354201995611212902196086403441815981362977477130996051870721134999999837297804995105973173281609631859502445945534690830264252230825334468503526193118817101000313783875288658753320838142061717766914730359825349042875546873115956286388235378759375195778185778053217122680661300192787661119590921642019893809525720106548586327886593615338182796823030195203530185296899577362259941389124972177528347913151557485724245415069595082953311686172785588907509838175463746493931925506040092770167113900984882401285836160356370766010471018194295559619894676783744944825537977472684710404753464620804668425906949129331367702898915210475216205696602405803815019351125338243003558764024749647326391419927260426992279678235478163600934172164121992458631503028618297455570674983850549458858692699569092721079750930295532116534498720275596023648066549911988183479775356636980742654252786255181841757467289097777279380008164706001614524919217321721477235014144197356854816136115735255213347574184946843852332390739414333454776241686251898356948556209921922218427255025425688767179049460165346680498862723279178608578438382796797668145410095388378636095068006422512520511739298489608412848862694560424196528502221066118630674427862203919494504712371378696095636437191728746776465757396241389086583264599581339047802759009946576407895126946839835259570982582262052248940772671947826848260147699090264013639443745530506820349625245174939965143142980919065925093722169646151570985838741059788595977297549893016175392846813826868386894277415599185592524595395943104997252468084598727364469584865383673622262609912460805124388439045124413654976278079771569143599770012961608944169486855584840635342207222582848864815845602850601684273945226746767889525213852254995466672782398645659611635488623057745649803559363456817432411251507606947945109659609402522887971089314566913686722874894056010150330861792868092087476091782493858900971490967598526136554978189312978482168299894872265880485756401427047755513237964145152374623436454285844479526586782105114135473573952311342716610213596953623144295248493718711014576540359027993440374200731057853906219838744780847848968332144571386875194350643021845319104848100537061468067491927819119793995206141966342875444064374512371819217999839101591956181467514269123974894090718649423196156794520809514655022523160388193014209376213785595663893778708303906979207734672218256259966150142150306803844773454920260541466592520149744285073251866600213243408819071048633173464965145390579626856100550810665879699816357473638405257145910289706414011097120628043903975951567715770042033786993600723055876317635942187312514712053292819182618612586732157919841484882916447060957527069572209175671167229109816909152801735067127485832228718352093539657251210835791513698820914442100675103346711031412671113699086585163983150197016515116851714376576183515565088490998985998238734552833163550764791853589322618548963213293308985706420467525907091548141654985946163718027098199430992448895757128289059232332609729971208443357326548938239119325974636673058360414281388303203824903758985243744170291327656180937734440307074692112019130203303801976211011004492932151608424448596376698389522868478312355265821314495768572624334418930396864262434107732269780280731891544110104468232527162010526522721116603966655730925471105578537634668206531098965269186205647693125705863566201855810072936065987648611791045334885034611365768675324944166803962657...infinity

Is that the new pi? After all I expect to memorize it and if you put in a wrong number it will really screw up my circumference.

 

[UKGrad93]

I saw some kind of academic bracket this morning. It had IU & Texas in the finals. Mostly it just reminded me of UK having to play Cornell & DeMarcus Cousins quote before the game, "This ain't a spelling bee.".

 

[wildcatdonf]

• Good mornin, DLeaguers.
• 61°F in Johns Creek. VFR. Calm and not a cloud.
• 2nd mug of Keurig Dark Magic going.
• Got about half of the Tom Leach Show. Love those guys.
• Mack Jones show going from Louisville.
• Small headache going sucks.
• We in tough damn bracket.
• Thinking about Jason/wife and incoming female human. Finger crossed
• Over.

 

[55wildcat]

I'm sending this to everyone I know.

Not sure but I think Mav made that instructional video..

 

[CUJO_1970]

WRT the tourney, man I'm just holding on too tight. I can't relax.

Haven't even filled out a bracket, probably won't, I don't know. Only thing I care about is Kentucky.

 

[55wildcat]

what's hotter?:
1. the gorgeous makeup
2. the succulent FUPA
3. apparently only 4 toes on left foot

That pulsating volvo tells me I would..

 

[Willy4UK]

what's hotter?:
1. the gorgeous makeup
2. the succulent FUPA
3. apparently only 4 toes on left foot

Is that real?