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- Thread starter Wildcat Droppings
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All of us old farts look back and realize how dumb we were when we thought we knew it all. Takes a few years to see it.
Man they forced us to watch that shiz in 6th grade. That is seriously F'd up, imho. Was that a part of y'all's curriculum?
Amen to that very astute post.
Not mine. It was secret in my school days.
Hadn't been invented yet. Still had storks.
Exactly. Like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny.
Gotta go. See ya bye bye. Later from Atlanta.
This.
Nothing can be worse than losing to Indiana.
As for UNC, it sickens me that they continue to play basketball despite their rampant decades long cheating. What annoys the absolute hell out of me is that absolutely NOBODY in the media is talking about it, nobody is calling them out. Absolutely sickening. Watching Kenny Smith bloviate all over the place and run up to the screen picking UNC to run through the tournament made me want to punch a cute bunny right in the face.
Back about 1960 they showed a film clip of an actual childbirth at a drive-in theater. That was as close to porn as you could get back then. People were aghast. Dead silence. From out of nowhere someone yelled "chow time!!!"
If you look at the numbers on a lot of these teams that made it (RPI, SOS) teams like UGA and USCjr. got screwed.
No way around it, the selection committee was awful this year.
Funk is 100%.
My MIL was there for our first, and to add stress to a 13-hr labor process- was excruciating.
Punt that shit out of the room as soon as Pitocin is injected.
Your rules now.
My MIL was there for our first, and to add stress to a 13-hr labor process- was excruciating.
Punt that shit out of the room as soon as Pitocin is injected.
Your rules now.
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Same here. Went to the gift shop and bought some "it's a girl" and "it a boy cigars." Didn't allow dads in the birthing room. Had to wait about 6 doors down the hall in the waiting room. The area above the door, from the outside, was stained from all the cigs and cigar smoke going into the hallway. Crazy. FCC.
Damnit, Speers! Stay focused and get your priorities straight.
It doesn't matter what you and the wife decide about who sees the baby when. All that matters is that you stay as far away from Des Moines, Iowa as possible this week.
That's it. That's the most important thing you can do this week.
It doesn't matter what you and the wife decide about who sees the baby when. All that matters is that you stay as far away from Des Moines, Iowa as possible this week.
That's it. That's the most important thing you can do this week.
Never saw an educational video of the process until a birthing class at the hospital. The old 'giner is a flexible gal, so unless you're throwing a pixy stick at it, everything will be fine in the bedroom, in a few months.
Did learn two new words the day of the event. Episiotemy (sp?) and Sitz Bath. Sitz bath ain't too bad for gals or guys, lemme tell ya.
Did learn two new words the day of the event. Episiotemy (sp?) and Sitz Bath. Sitz bath ain't too bad for gals or guys, lemme tell ya.
since there is gonna be a new first time daddy in the D I thought it would be nice to add some "how can you tell" videos to help new daddy nurture his new coming..Just simple things we as seasoned parents can pass along..Now these are not actual video's of our children, these are for learning purposes only..I'll start..
"How can you tell" if your kid is growing up to be a dumb **ck...
"How can you tell" if your kid is growing up to be a dumb **ck...
I tell you what, that MIL advice is right on the money.
Both my kids were C-sections, and I was there for it all. Was terrified for the first one, but for the second one I spoke to the doctor about horse racing and KY basketball thru the whole thing. Chill like a BOSS. Wife was heavily drugged.
Both my kids were C-sections, and I was there for it all. Was terrified for the first one, but for the second one I spoke to the doctor about horse racing and KY basketball thru the whole thing. Chill like a BOSS. Wife was heavily drugged.
"How can you tell" if saving for college was a wasted effort...
"How can I tell" if I will be a bad daddy......
This is what we got. Some things were meant to be learned on the playground.
This reminds me of a time I was pissed that I missed a seat on a copter and had to wait on the next one. We got back into Cau Viet and caught up with the group that went ahead of us. A child was born on that copter while in flight and they had crap all over them. I have been in a hospital room during delivery and didn't have the gonads to take a peek either. No, I'm not pissed that I missed it.
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Just bought 2 over-priced tix off the hub for Thursday's game. Woo Hoo Boyz! I'm going to Des Moines!!
GO CATS!!!
(God I hope this isn't a Speerz move that costs us the game).
GO CATS!!!
(God I hope this isn't a Speerz move that costs us the game).
That little feller shoulda peddled harder."How can I tell" if I will be a bad daddy......
Lord, I have seen the light and I apologize for eating those Mcgriddles that weren't mine. I am on the pot exploding again as you probably are aware. I get it. I am sorry. Please make the poop stop. TIA
Y'all pray for me.
Y'all pray for me.
Mash startin out...
Mash after about the fifth time....
Mash after about the fifth time....
Smh
I had one of those "HEY YOURE STONED 2 THE BONE LETS GO TO THE GROCERY!!!" nights. Smh. Was an awful idea. I know this. I still do it. I was in the chip aisle studying chips like it was the most important decision I'd make this year. At one point, after scrolling the entire aisle,second guessing myself fifty times, I was gonna scroll back down and reassess the situation. Make sure I made the right choice, yaknow....I didn't btw: I grabbed fn chi chi tortilla chips the first time smh...So I'm gonna go back down the aisle, then this hot lady turned down the aisle and I was all like "shit I can't let this lady see my ass studying these chips for minutes on minutes" so I played it cool and just went over to the donut section, then went back to the chips and the damn lady was still there! Maybe she was doing exactly what I was, idk. I grabbed a family size bag of lays bbq and scrammed. Smh. Then I'm at the damn self checkout next to the same lady! I had tortilla chips, bbq chips, box of donuts, some kind of herbed cheese spread, and some damn turkey to appear somewhat responsible. Smh.
It was an awful time at the grocery and I don't know who let my ass in there. They need better security or something. I had no business being there. I was out of my mind.
Still no ice cream round these parts. I check every time like some sick lil puppy. Went by last night - on my way to the milk - and there was no damn blue bell. I guess I was angry because I forgot the damn milk that's literally on the other side of the ice cream aisle. Smh.
Smh
I had one of those "HEY YOURE STONED 2 THE BONE LETS GO TO THE GROCERY!!!" nights. Smh. Was an awful idea. I know this. I still do it. I was in the chip aisle studying chips like it was the most important decision I'd make this year. At one point, after scrolling the entire aisle,second guessing myself fifty times, I was gonna scroll back down and reassess the situation. Make sure I made the right choice, yaknow....I didn't btw: I grabbed fn chi chi tortilla chips the first time smh...So I'm gonna go back down the aisle, then this hot lady turned down the aisle and I was all like "shit I can't let this lady see my ass studying these chips for minutes on minutes" so I played it cool and just went over to the donut section, then went back to the chips and the damn lady was still there! Maybe she was doing exactly what I was, idk. I grabbed a family size bag of lays bbq and scrammed. Smh. Then I'm at the damn self checkout next to the same lady! I had tortilla chips, bbq chips, box of donuts, some kind of herbed cheese spread, and some damn turkey to appear somewhat responsible. Smh.
It was an awful time at the grocery and I don't know who let my ass in there. They need better security or something. I had no business being there. I was out of my mind.
Still no ice cream round these parts. I check every time like some sick lil puppy. Went by last night - on my way to the milk - and there was no damn blue bell. I guess I was angry because I forgot the damn milk that's literally on the other side of the ice cream aisle. Smh.
Smh
Usually hot chicks roam the chip aisle to queef.
It's their thing. They won't queef around fresh food
I quit buying ice cream when Blue Bell went under. Still waiting. What's the status?
That sounds like something that Creed from The Office would say.
