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- Thread starter Wildcat Droppings
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Pushing 11:30 am in the Panhandle and still torn between sitting in the wind on the beach or a nap. This pace sucks and I don't seem to be able to slow it down. Yesterday I was out there minding my own damn business and trying to enjoy the sights but three 20 year old college girls in bikinis were dancing around blocking my view of the water. Inconsiderate ass holes! Or bouncing ass holes, I did get a bit confused.
Cue the congaline of actualized music aficionados that don't 'get' the Beatles.
We had a meeting this AM and I gave a lecture about personal accountability. Heh, let's just say it was not well received by our resident lazy asses here at work.
accountability is the responsible person's way of avoiding guilt. Own it, address it, apologize if helpful, and move on.
I can't do that, so I'll just GGP instead.
didn't he eat the ant when he was hungry in the winter? which, in my limited experience, only proves that hard working animals make for a tastier meal.
Literally so bored and disinterested in this day that I just browsed the last page of GYERO.
I'm basically desperate here, folks.
I'm basically desperate here, folks.
I dunno man. The harder they work, the more tougher the source of food.
Who would you rather eat. Jared from Subway or Usain Bolt?
I just got the news that a friend's son has died. I only knew the kid through stories that his dad told. Mostly he was a screw up and at 30 yo his parents were still paying most of his way. Sad news. Even if he was screwed up. Kinda lost for words.
from the looks of the news stories, it seems Jared loved eating
sorry dude
that really sucks. everybody is somebody's child. My condolences.
This is indeed sad news. The life decisions the kid made surely does not temper the parents grief in this case, I'm sure they are devastated. If they were doing their best to help him even into his 30s then they no doubt loved him dearly.
All you can do is be as supportive of your friend as you can, offer hope if you can. It doesn't take any fancy words.
Ugh, what a snob.
Personal accountability and personal responsibility....two things that the majority of this country know nothing about.
I just blame that internet. Not my fault. Damn e-webs. Smh.
Sitting on the toilet dropping a deuce and in walks this black guy (or a white guy that sounds very black) and he's mumbling to himself, "wantin me tuh baby sit his ass. Shiiiit." Stands at the urinal next to me and unloads what sounds like a firehose at max pressure, cuts a couple audible farts, and then the piss stops abruptly with no trickling or "slowing down". Hear him whip it back in his jogging pants and as he's walking out says "Shiiiiiiit" again.
Whole thing took about 15 seconds.
Dude's definitely got some piss in his drawers but I doubt he cares. Was quite annoyed.
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Did he wash his hands?
You should actually wash your hands before touching your dick.
I like to wash my hands after because, man, there's just no telling where that things been.
You're not going to get good marbling in the meat if they're too sinewy.
Pitino?Sitting on the toilet dropping a deuce and in walks this black guy (or a white guy that sounds very black) and he's mumbling to himself, "wantin me tuh baby sit his ass. Shiiiit." Stands at the urinal next to me and unloads what sounds like a firehose at max pressure, cuts a couple audible farts, and then the piss stops abruptly with no trickling or "slowing down". Hear him whip it back in his jogging pants and as he's walking out says "Shiiiiiiit" again.
Whole thing took about 15 seconds.
Dude's definitely got some piss in his drawers but I doubt he cares. Was quite annoyed.
How many brain cells does a normal person lose when they read this stuff? A better question would be does a normal person read this stuff? How long does one stay awake at night wondering if he washes his dick before or after taking a piss? I have pissed down my legs and on the floor but never my hands. Anyway things seem back to normal on here and it is fun again, less brain cells or not.
So does that mean you wash your hands before or after taking a piss? We also need to know your wiping habits as well (back to front/front to back, standing, squatting, sitting with a raised cheek)?
Afternoon purveyors of perversion.
Their lives have been ruined. Sad. Sad.
Sometimes I get a bit paranoid and wash my hands before and after taking a piss. Sometimes I wash my dick so hard in the shower that I know it is clean and don't feel the need to wash before or after pissing. I've never wiped my dick after pissing, if you meant my ass, I come from a very poor family so I make three sheets of toilet paper work and go in a back and forth and also use a digging motion. My fingers end up doing most of the work though so that means I use more soap to clean them, so I'm not sure if I'm actually saving any money that way.
Kristen Pflum heading to Chicago. FTBGE. The news will never be the same.
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Every now and then when my hemorrhoids are acting up I have to use bleach to clean my hands.
They're also losing that weekend weather girl with the phat ass and skinny waist.
Crap day. Gradually got sicker and sicker today. Cold chills fever. Have had the crud for 10 days. Felt good last 2 days. Awful now.
Good evening, Big-D.
Man, I busted my ass at work today. Gonna crash in a few. Y'all take care.
Man, I busted my ass at work today. Gonna crash in a few. Y'all take care.
