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[herodotus6]

5,0,2, Jazzy won't screw
Rod-Ni gonna spread em for another recruit
Get hoes, get hoes, get hoes, get hoes

From the ceiling to the wall
Till they flood Minardi Hall
Andre take the fall
Awww squirt, squirt, squirt squirt squirt squirt
Awww squirt squirt squirt
Awww squirt, squirt, squirt squirt squirt squirt
Awww squirt squirt squirt

Katina Powell, hooked up by Tink
Got up in UofL by Andre McGee
For a time, all was fine
Danced in Minardi Hall bout fifty eleven times.

Chane couldn't play with her panty line
Katina said that bitch Jazzy won't go down
NCAA is coming sweating them now
Twenty Thirteen banned is about to come down




Would like to finish it, but for five minutes of toying with it, enjoy Get Hoes.

 

[CUJO_1970]

I just had quiche for lunch and it was delightful. Judge me all you want.

Watched the first half of the UK vs Fl. game from a crowded Taco Mac in Marietta - just had to roll my eyes as the 'Cats went ham on the Gators. This team is maddening because they can beat anybody or they can dang well lose to anybody as well.

Hey did y'all hear there was a Mac Jones interview with Hurricane Katina?

 

[Mashburned]

AWWW SQUIRT SQUIRT GOT DAMN!! (got damn!!!)

 

[Willy4UK]

<---- betting it was actually a small penis and not a large clit Willy was staring at when he got blasted.

I swear it came from a vagina.

 

[argubs2]

Little bit of pee in the mouth ain't never hurt nobody

 

[Willy4UK]

Little bit of pee in the mouth ain't never hurt nobody

Ain't gonna lie, if a chick is hot enough I would drink her pee.

 

[Willy4UK]

Me: "Damn girl, you're so hot I could drink your pee."

Hot girl: "Gross, I was just seeing if you were done with that shopping cart"

 

[herodotus6]

Little bit of pee in the mouth ain't never hurt nobody

Just ask R. Kelly.

 

[herodotus6]

Ain't gonna lie, if a chick is hot enough I would drink her pee.

Of all like weird fetish shit out there, I find this one more tame. Translation:I'd probably do it.

 

[herodotus6]

Me: "Damn girl, you're so hot I could drink your pee."

Hot girl: "Gross, I was just seeing if you were done with that shopping cart"

Willy: "Sure. How about later you come to my place and give me an Alabama Hot Pocket."

EDIT: If you don't know what it is, do NOT Google Alabama Hot Pocket.

 

[argubs2]

Different people, different acidity and gravity. Could be an interesting journey for the palate

 

[Willy4UK]

Willy: "Sure. How about later you come to my place and give me an Alabama Hot Pocket."

EDIT: If you don't know what it is, do NOT Google Alabama Hot Pocket.

 

[Willy4UK]

Of all like weird fetish shit out there, I find this one more tame. Translation:I'd probably do it.

Yep. Just like Argubs says. Different acidity maybe great for the palate.

 

[Willy4UK]

Of all like weird fetish shit out there, I find this one more tame. Translation:I'd probably do it.

But I will definitely a draw line on shit. I will not taste shit, even it meant having a round with Selma Hayek.

 

[herodotus6]

But I will definitely a draw line on shit. I will not taste shit, even it meant having a round with Selma Hayek.

Oh yeah. There isn't a person out there I'm two girls, one cupping. Just not gonna do it.

 

[Willy4UK]

Just to clarify, I would let girl shit on me. I would eat an unwashed butt hole, but I will not eat the doo doo bits.

 

[wildcatdonf]

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I liked it, but it was truly horrible.

 

[herodotus6]

Just to clarify, I would let girl shit on me. I would eat an unwashed butt hole, but I will not eat the doo doo bits.

Couldn't even do that. Closest I have been to that, last gf got me to toss her salad, but I made damn sure she didn't have any dressing.

Random thought, if you're tossing a salad and the person has diarrhea in the middle of it, is that a salad shooter?

 

[herodotus6]

I liked it, but it was truly horrible.

That was kind of the point. It was awful, and funny at the same time. The dude looked like stereotypical UL fan. Line beard, legit could not tell the color of his skin. Dude probably drinks crown.

 

[WettCat]

Ohhhh......spraints!

 

[Willy4UK]

Couldn't even do that. Closest I have been to that, last gf got me to toss her salad, but I made damn sure she didn't have any dressing.

Random thought, if you're tossing a salad and the person has diarrhea in the middle of it, is that a salad shooter?

The answer is yes. Absolutely, yes.


You know what? I always wanted to fart up a girl's butthole, then quickly go down to her ass and then suck my own fart out of her ass. I think I'll have to pay for this one.

 

[herodotus6]

I would like to thank Katina Powell for leading the D down this rabbit hole today. It's been gold. GOLD JERRY!!! ****ING GOLD!!!!!

 

[herodotus6]

The answer is yes. Absolutely, yes.


You know what? I always wanted to fart up a girl's butthole, then quickly go down to her ass and then suck my own fart out of her ass. I think I'll have to pay for this one.

If this doesn't have a name, I call it shotbumming.

 

[Mashburned]

I'm going home and googling "big booty white bitches squirt to ceiling". TMFS

 

[herodotus6]

I'm going home and googling "big booty white bitches squirt to ceiling". TMFS

We should totally corner the porn market on this. Already filing a copyright claim to the film series, Super Soakers.

 

[Mashburned]

I want to throw a recruiting party for We The D.

 

[herodotus6]

I want to throw a recruiting party for We The D.

Just keep Jazzy's lazy ass out of it. No need for a ho to just sit in the corner. This is a job for Rod-Ni.

 

[herodotus6]

Taken on the scene at Minardi Hall

 

[Willy4UK]

google "it's only smellz"... watch the video if you're inclined. It's really not that bad, but first time I watched it with my buddy I had a buzz and was laughing so hard I was crying and my face hurt. Felt like I was having a stroke.

haahhahaha thank you for posting that

"What? What? It's only smellz."

 

[AustinTXCat]

Any Gmail users here? Google offers an extra 2 GB storage space free for users who complete the security checkup.

/end D-League Public Service Announcement for Feb 9.

 

[herodotus6]

 

[CUJO_1970]

Any Gmail users here? Google offers an extra 2 GB storage space free for users who complete the security checkup.

/end D-League Public Service Announcement for Feb 9.

Actually been thinking about creating a Gmail account.

 

[CUJO_1970]

That look on Matt's face hahahahahahaha

 

[argubs2]

In Soviet Russia, ceiling squirts YOU!!!


Sorry Austin, it just kinda popped in there.

 

[herodotus6]

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Also, ceiling squirting whores.


Too soon?

 

[-LEK-]

Been using gmail since Beta

 

[herodotus6]

You know what, I've had a change of heart you guys. Sudden epiphany. You know, it wasn't that long ago, we had our own share of scandal. I can relate to how these bird brains feel. Knowing their team is going down the shitter for a while, I'm done piling on. We, being big brother should lead by example. So, I am offering an olive branch. A treaty, if you will. A peace offering, to show that even the bitterest of rivals can sympathize in their darkest hour. It is with this gift, I am placing outside Minardi Hall, as a symbol of peace:

 

[herodotus6]

 

[jedwar]

I would like to thank Katina Powell for leading the D down this rabbit hole today. It's been gold. GOLD JERRY!!! ****ING GOLD!!!!!

thank you