CI Wrestling Thread #56
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Well if I ever need a self esteem boost I know where to turn
Wish they kept that a surprise, pop would’ve been great. Hope he ditches Wild Thing and goes back to his old theme.
TK is doing this all with class. He made a lot of terrible signings early on with guys like Marko. He will never be able to get that money back but at this rate he will be fine. I'm glad he let their contracts run out. The AEW roster is about to take full form and it will be wonderful.
Someone takes all our names and runs a bot and gives us all a number so u get whatever wrestler comes out to that spot
You get a random number 1-30. If the winner of the Rumble is the same as the number you drew, you get 365 days to say "F$&# you Blind Karl Hess, Sid sucks" with no repercussions
In for the Rumble. Since winner takes nothing, here's hoping I draw Knoxville. Minds well have some fun with it.
Deadspin's David Bixenspan. The guy who never passes up an opportunity to bash WWE or some wrestler he doesn't like. He takes offense to everything.
The worst SJW wrestling white knight nerd ever.
He’s a virgin. For real. A couple years ago he apparently royally pissed of Cornette’s co-host and they did a whole episode trashing this dude. He sucks.
In what world is Gunther better than Walter? Gunther is one of the alltime terrible names. The only way they can make it worse is by pronouncing it GOON-Ther.
Vince also gave us Katie Vick and kaientai/Val Venus so I put nothing past him as far as terrible ideas
This Rumble game idea reminded me of an article Bill Simmons posted back in the day about gambling on non mainstream sports.
5. The WWF "Royal Rumble"
I'm convinced they created this just for people with gambling problems. There are 30 entrants, so before the event starts, everyone draws numbers. If you have 10 people in the room, everyone gets three numbers between 1 and 30. If you have five people in the room, everyone gets six wrestlers. And so on. And when the Rumble starts, if you have pick No. 7, you get the seventh wrestler that runs out.
(Note: Not only is it easy to follow, even non-wrestling fans can enjoy this one. I already told this story, but back in college, we had a "Rumble" pool and my buddy JackO drew two scrubs -- like Haku and Tugboat -- and flipped out. Chairs were flying everywhere. All it was missing was Jim Ross screaming, "Good God, JackO has flipped out! My God, somebody stop him! This is insane!")
5. The WWF "Royal Rumble"
I'm convinced they created this just for people with gambling problems. There are 30 entrants, so before the event starts, everyone draws numbers. If you have 10 people in the room, everyone gets three numbers between 1 and 30. If you have five people in the room, everyone gets six wrestlers. And so on. And when the Rumble starts, if you have pick No. 7, you get the seventh wrestler that runs out.
(Note: Not only is it easy to follow, even non-wrestling fans can enjoy this one. I already told this story, but back in college, we had a "Rumble" pool and my buddy JackO drew two scrubs -- like Haku and Tugboat -- and flipped out. Chairs were flying everywhere. All it was missing was Jim Ross screaming, "Good God, JackO has flipped out! My God, somebody stop him! This is insane!")
"They killed him, as God is my witness, he is broken in half!” is still one of the greatest calls in pro wrestling.
