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  1. maverick1

    N.O.B.

    Yo, check it -- fat stacks bruh, faaaaaaaaat stacks. I shore loves me some dumb peeple.
  2. maverick1

    Poster most likely to go blind tomorrow

  3. maverick1

    N.O.B.

    Hmmm...yeah, don't look at the eclipse with sunglasses after all. Use at least a #15 welding lens.
  4. maverick1

    N.O.B.

    That depends -- are you gonna be paying in cash?
  5. maverick1

    N.O.B.

    You can.
  6. maverick1

    U2 concert tonight

    Oh no you don't. You're not getting out of starting a terrible thread that easily. Mods feel free to pin this thread so that Glenn's incompetence will be forever on display.
  7. maverick1

    Nonsense argument that vacating titles doesn't matter, cause it still happened??

    THEY WON THAT TITLE ON THE COURT NOT IN A WHOREHOUSE.
  8. maverick1

    Dear Paddock

    So? I like chicks, don't you? HEY EVERYBODY -- GLEN DOESN'T LIKE CHICKS. HE SAID SO HIMSELF.
  9. maverick1

    Do you think Diallo can be more explosive then Monk was ?

    Then Monk was what? What? C'mon man, don't leave us hanging.
  10. maverick1

    Top Gun 2...

    She already had a son -- and look who's holding him. Me. His father.
  11. maverick1

    Top Gun 2...

    Yeah, about that -- see, uhhh, remember when Carole told Goose to "take me to bed now or lose me forever"? Well, there was one night he didn't take her to bed...
  12. maverick1

    Believe in Haikus?

    Apologetic, 3-syllable take, Glenn. Accepted.
  13. maverick1

    Believe in Haikus?

    Dammit Glenn, please tell me you've heard of contractions. "That's" has one syllable, "that is" has two.
  14. maverick1

    Believe in Haikus?

    You can be my wingman anytime.
  15. maverick1

    Believe in Haikus?

    Old R E O great Hi In-fi-del-i-ty sucked Gary Richrath great
  16. maverick1

    Believe in Haikus?

    play-in' with the boys that's right glynn, I'm dangerous chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp
  17. maverick1

    N.O.B.

    .
  18. maverick1

    Top Gun 2...

    Yeah, but we DID have a black dude at Miramar -- we just didn't let him play volleyball with us.
  19. maverick1

    Top Gun 2...

    True. Took a couple weeks and a lot of fancy flyin' for me to get her in the sack.
  20. maverick1

    Top Gun 2...

    Lemme guess, you followed her into the women's bathroom and suggested y'all do it right there at the sink, right? Yeah, take it from me, she doesn't like that kind of thing.
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