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lmao
This is true. I think Rekalin Sims was the last old guy we had. He was like 32.
I love the tubby years for nothing else but how it makes me really appreciate what we have now. What a joke of a man he was and our teams were so embarrassing. Fn Clappy Crean was better! Think about that! And we still haven't fired Mitch. Unreal.
@Kooky Kats & @kaiser sosay -- ahhhhhhhh...evil...motherf--kers... darkness...evil... stop spiders...mother...evil...stop...posting...spider...what am I gonna do about my eyes kookykats and kaisersosay???...THEY SHOULDA NEVER GIVEN YOU MOTHERF--KERS ACCOUNTS
@Kooky Kats & @kaiser sosay -- ahhhhhhhh...evil...motherf--kers... darkness...evil... stop spiders...mother...evil...stop...posting...spider...what am I gonna do about my eyes kookykats and kaisersosay???...THEY SHOULDA NEVER GIVEN YOU MOTHERF--KERS ACCOUNTS
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NOOOO look how quick that thing is.
When's the last time you used a public toilet to crap?
Idk really know. Been a real long time for me.
When's the last time you used a public toilet to crap?
Idk really know. Been a real long time for me.
I hereby officially "unlike" this post.
@AustinTXCat - Are you planning to fire up the Fantastical Football machine this year?
Does work count or are you talking about a rest area, gas station, etc.?
If latter, distinctly remember unloading in grocery store on the way back from a trip to Yellowstone from having basically dysentery when I was 15. Emergency situation.
If former, 27 minutes ago.
I stg Willy beat me in the final four and I'm still very angry about that.
Thanks for the reminder. I nearly forgot.
Yes, yes and yes!
I'll work it more over the next week or so.
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Lol. That is both creepy and mesmerizing at the same time.
It's bizarre, isn't it? His goofy-ass grin ratchets up the creepiness factor 100 fold.
That's creepier than any spider gif ever dreamed of becoming.
It's fun to watch his wrinkles appear on his forehead.
The cleft in his chin looks like a pulsating b-hole at the end of a porno.
The cleft in his chin looks like a pulsating b-hole at the end of a porno.
Yep, unreal management job. That's why you're a CEO now.
A man who fights with his wife all day doesn’t get any piece at night..
Chinese proverb.
Chinese proverb.
Not surprised, considering your thumb dick. Tom Thumb dick, that is.
Me? I routinely, accidentally, blast through double layer Magnums, so ain't no band aid gonna hold me.
In the old days, you had to grind your tip against some gravel to create a wound and let it scab over.
Haha, yep -- and if the damned thing has adhesive strong enough to block, ummmm, "the release," then you know it's gotta hurt like a mofo to remove it.
Money quote: "...those who do leave the patch on when they ejaculate may experience pain or irritation from the patch blocking the urethra while the man has "natural spasms that evacuate all the fluid." It's also possible that the adhesive could be an irritant for some with sensitive skin." You don't say.
That depends -- are you gonna be paying in cash?
Hmmm...yeah, don't look at the eclipse with sunglasses after all. Use at least a #15 welding lens.
