Believe in Haikus?

[Glenn's take]

Only for crazy people
I will stand by it

 

[Mashburned]

The poster Glenn blows
He sucks Roger Waters' butt
By the pale moonlight

 

[Glenn's take]

The poster Glenn blows
He sucks Roger Waters' butt
By the pale moonlight

You followed the rules so you can say what you want about me.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Glennn(n)'s posts often fail
Though he tries so hard to blend
Paddock mocks his takes

 

[funKYcat75]

Glen(n)'s the worst poster.
His life must be very hard.
With that extra 'N'

 

[funKYcat75]

One and only place
That I will Take Glen(n)'s Take to?
The ignore button.

 

[funKYcat75]

When Glen(n) awakens
In the morning from his sleep,
Everyone logs off.

 

[funKYcat75]

Delete your account
Glen(n), for the love of God, please.
Delete your account.

 

[Lexie's Dad]

Don't hate the extra
N my own father has two
Though his takes don't suck

 

[funKYcat75]

Glen(n)'s name has more Ns
Than Bethlehem has mangers.
Good news for Jesus.

 

[TriangleUKCat]

Follow haiku rules
Say what you want about Glen(n)
Great take, go eat shit

 

[Glenn's take]

Delete your account
Glen(n), for the love of God, please.
Delete your account.

Hate me all you want
I will always persevere
Glenn is great poster.

 

[funKYcat75]

Glen(n)'s keyboard is fine
If you don't count the N key
And all the semen.

 

[TriangleUKCat]

Funky is off school
Nothing to do but Cat Paw
Haikus out the ass

 

[funKYcat75]

Haiku is an art
Which is the clear opposite
Of Glen(n)'s shitty takes.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Take me to river
Take it on the run baby
Just spare me Glennnn(n)'s take

 

[funKYcat75]

Color me surprised
That Glen(n) can even count to
Five, seven and five.

 

[Glenn's take]

Take me to river
Take it on the run baby
Just spare me Glennnn(n)'s take

REO Speedwagon references don't count even if it is from "my time."

 

[Mashburned]

catpaw betrays me!!!
Videos on my mobile???!!
F THIS BIG GAY EARF!!!!

 

[TriangleUKCat]

If there is a God
Glen(n) sent to purgatory
Nothing but Top Gun

 

[funKYcat75]

Glen(n) secretly likes
Top Gun, but only one part.
Shirtless volleyball.

 

[Glenn's take]

If there is a God
Glen(n) sent to purgatory
Nothing but Top Gun

Top Gun really sucks
Worst than I can imagine
It is really bad

 

[TriangleUKCat]

It pains me to say
But I agree with Glen(n)'s take
it's worse not worst tho

 

[Glenn's take]

Glen(n) secretly likes
Top Gun, but only one part.
Shirtless volleyball.

Hate English teachers
Will never read fiction ever
Math is the greatest

 

[funKYcat75]

Hate English teachers
Will never read fiction ever
Math is the greatest

Last line's ironic
Middle has eight syllables
Instead of seven

 

[Glenn's take]

Middle has eight syllables
Instead of seven

Man the Paddock can be cruel. Even if you are wrong.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

REO Speedwagon references don't count even if it is from "my time."

That is actually
A decent take, Glenn(n) but does
Not make up for past

 

[funKYcat75]

Will
Ne
Ver
Read
Fic
Tion
Ev
Er

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Last line's ironic
Middle has eight syllables
Instead of seven

 

[Glenn's take]

Sorry for the post
It was not my best first thought
But I am really great

 

[funKYcat75]

But I am really great

False falsity false
False false falsity false false
Falsity false false

 

[maverick1]

Top Gun really sucks
Worst than I can imagine
It is really bad

play-in' with the boys
that's right glynn, I'm dangerous
chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp

 

[Glenn's take]

False falsity false
False false falsity false false
Falsity false false

The math teachers hate you.

 

[Glenn's take]

play-in' with the boys
that's right glynn, I'm dangerous
chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp

8 syllables.

 

[maverick1]

REO Speedwagon references don't count even if it is from "my time."

Old R E O great
Hi In-fi-del-i-ty sucked
Gary Richrath great

 

[Glenn's take]

Old R E O great
Hi In-fi-del-i-ty sucked
Gary Richrath great

sucked is 2 syllables.

 

[UKGrad93]

Glen(n)'s takes are the worst
He likes to eat pretzels
Glen(n) whines over top gun

 

[LineSkiCat14]

 

[_Zardoz_]

Top Gun really sucks
Worst than I can imagine
It is really bad

Chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp

play-in' with the boys
that's right glynn, I'm dangerous
chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp

8 syllables.

that's -- 1
right -- 1
glynn -- 1
i'm -- 1
dangerous -- 3

1+1+1+1+3=.....drumroll.... 7

 

[_Zardoz_]

sucked is 2 syllables.

1, internet says so.