Here's a list of the top fifteen things that distinguish you as a dedicated fan of the University of Louisville.
15. You have the fighting Cardinal on your underwear so everyone can see you Ls up spirit when you walk around with your pants hanging off the bottom of your a$$.
14. Your little sister has been suspended by the KHSAA for starting cheerleader fist fights at high school basketball games, and your mother ran down on the court and fought too.
13. You're pissed off at the UL ticket office because they won't take your EBT card for payment.
12. You have to watch the Cardinals at a bar because the Rent a Center store repossessed your 55 inch television.
11. Your car has a smashed in trunk, because when the other guys insurance paid off you spent the money on Cardinal tickets, but you can still see you L1C4 bumper sticker.
10. You think the Pitino, McGee, Jurich, and Ramsey got a raw deal and deserve another chance.
9. You're afraid to go to the UL games because your parole officer has season tickets and you might run into him.
8. YOU STILL THINK UL IS BETTER THAN UK IN FOOTBALL
7. You cant afford to go to the UL games because you spent all your money on Kentucky lottery tickets and the pay day loan store was closed.
6. Your delusional enough to think there's such a thing as CardNation and UL fan base extends beyond the Watterson Expressway.
5. You can't go to the UL game because your home confinement ankle bracelet will go off.
4. You have a COTSCO membership to get the free tickets.
3. The living room in your Section 8 Housing unit has been turned into L's up Go Cards shrine.
2. YOU STILL THINK UL WON THE 2013 MENS NATIONAL BASKETBALL CHAMPIONSHIP.
And the number one thing that makes you a UL fan. You only leave Jefferson County for one reason............to visit your father in Eddyville.