I finally got this figured out. Took awhile.
This is a result of a vast conspiracy by the CIA and University of Kentucky to bring disruption to the fan base so that season tickets would not be renewed and thus could be sold via a clandestine bid process to North Koreans. Literally millions of dollars and world peace stood in the balance. Phase one was to have a tremendously successful season only to have it fall a few points short of perfection through use of bad karma generators installed at the final four venue. Phase two was to induce high ranking recruits to go places other than the University of Kentucky. Phase three was to brain wash the coach, one John Calipari, to utter a simple and meaningless phrase in the special language of "coach speak" that only he has mastered. It was expected that a very small percentage of the fan base would lack the mental acuity to recognize this statement for what it was, thus motivating them to release their season tickets. Phase Four was to trade the season tickets for yellow cake (white frosting but red velvet with same frosting would also work) to be weaponized and deployed at various state dinners. Mass chaos was anticipated on the world political stage.
Phase 1 is complete and successful. Phase 2 was a very limited success, with the Cats again having one of highest ranked recruiting classes in the country. Phase 3 continues but proceeds out of control. Due to the number of meaningless threads created on various web sites for purposes of demonizing the highly successful Kentucky coach, the internet may lack the bandwidth to conduct the transaction with the North Koreans. This failure is due to the underestimation of the size of the target population of Kentucky fans that could type. Phase 3 is considered to be "at risk".
Phase 4, while not yet begun, also faces a sinister threat. A coach, who job is at risk for unrelated circumstances, is exploring a new career as a ticket scalper. He is offering an RC coler and moon pie for every KY season ticket found in the trash of the small but hysterical group of Kentucky fans. Mysteriously, all their trash cans have disappeared. Current intelligence suggests he plans to use the tickets to fund a start up company which plans to print UNC sheep skins for sale off the back of milk trucks.
So there you have it. The conspiracy is outted. The plot foiled all due to a bunch of stupid threads over a meaningless comment made by Calipari.
The whiners have saved the world!!
Yeah, its a stupid story but it makes more sense than another stupid thread on this stupid topic.