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Worst movies you've seen

Not even performances by Al Pacino and Christopher Walken could save this steaming pile of a movie from being one of the worst of all time. Gigli earned a little over $7 million at the box office but cost $75 million to make. Nice job Bennifer.

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JDHoss said:
Blair Witch......all that hype.....then it was horrible. Scary? Maybe if I was an 8 year old. The theater was packed, and there was a guy in front of us who kept looking at his watch, probably trying to figure out how much longer this clunker was going to last. At the end, there was a pretty good chorus of boos from the crowd, and people were telling others that were waiting in line not to waste their time.

Gotta throw in Inherent Vice as well. It was the first time I've ever dozed off in a theater.
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I had such 'high' hopes for Inherent Vice. Total let down. 100%
 
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Sharknado, all of them (I know it's low budget, but gets to much unnecessary hype ever year)

Into the Forest- Its the worst ****ing movie I've ever seen in my life. The most dramatic moment is a 10 second rape scene where they close up on her face, and the rest of the time it's just to bitches arguing over how to use the gasoline.
 
JDHoss said:
Blair Witch......all that hype.....then it was horrible. Scary? Maybe if I was an 8 year old. The theater was packed, and there was a guy in front of us who kept looking at his watch, probably trying to figure out how much longer this clunker was going to last. At the end, there was a pretty good chorus of boos from the crowd, and people were telling others that were waiting in line not to waste their time.

Gotta throw in Inherent Vice as well. It was the first time I've ever dozed off in a theater.
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I booed Shutter Island after watching that plot fall through.
 
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BlueThruAndThru said:
Sitting here watching the remake of "The Taking of Pelham One Two Three". Not the Travolta one. The Denofrio and Olmos one. 5.2 on IMDB.

Looks like it will be awful.

Let's get a list of the worst movies you've seen and the worst ones that are so bad they're good.

Worst:
100 Feet- After Marnie Watson kills her abusive husband in self-defense, she is condemned to house arrest... only to discover that the house is possessed by the enraged and violent spirit of her dead husband. Famke Janssen and Bobby Cannavale are the only cast members in this crapper.

Bad but good:
Clash of the Titans 1981
Cobra
Anarchist's Cookbook- simple because my buddy is in it for about 5 seconds
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BlueThruAndThru said:
Sitting here watching the remake of "The Taking of Pelham One Two Three". Not the Travolta one. The Denofrio and Olmos one. 5.2 on IMDB.

Looks like it will be awful.

Let's get a list of the worst movies you've seen and the worst ones that are so bad they're good.

Worst:
100 Feet- After Marnie Watson kills her abusive husband in self-defense, she is condemned to house arrest... only to discover that the house is possessed by the enraged and violent spirit of her dead husband. Famke Janssen and Bobby Cannavale are the only cast members in this crapper.

Bad but good:
Clash of the Titans 1981
Cobra
Anarchist's Cookbook- simple because my buddy is in it for about 5 seconds
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BlueThruAndThru said:
Sitting here watching the remake of "The Taking of Pelham One Two Three". Not the Travolta one. The Denofrio and Olmos one. 5.2 on IMDB.

Looks like it will be awful.

Let's get a list of the worst movies you've seen and the worst ones that are so bad they're good.

Worst:
100 Feet- After Marnie Watson kills her abusive husband in self-defense, she is condemned to house arrest... only to discover that the house is possessed by the enraged and violent spirit of her dead husband. Famke Janssen and Bobby Cannavale are the only cast members in this crapper.

Bad but good:
Clash of the Titans 1981
Cobra
Anarchist's Cookbook- simple because my buddy is in it for about 5 seconds
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BlueThruAndThru said:
Sitting here watching the remake of "The Taking of Pelham One Two Three". Not the Travolta one. The Denofrio and Olmos one. 5.2 on IMDB.

Looks like it will be awful.

Let's get a list of the worst movies you've seen and the worst ones that are so bad they're good.

Worst:
100 Feet- After Marnie Watson kills her abusive husband in self-defense, she is condemned to house arrest... only to discover that the house is possessed by the enraged and violent spirit of her dead husband. Famke Janssen and Bobby Cannavale are the only cast members in this crapper.

Bad but good:
Clash of the Titans 1981
Cobra
Anarchist's Cookbook- simple because my buddy is in it for about 5 seconds
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"La La Land" would qualify as the worst critically acclaimed movie I've seen in a long time. Take every cliche' that any movie musical has ever had, throw in some truly unmemorable music, and ......
 
I forgot to add that I once saw 3/4 of "Fireproof" the movie where Kirk Cameron's fireman character can't stop jacking off to porn so he gets divine help to cure his addiction to fapping.

It was the drizzling shits.
 
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I see many of you posted about bad movies that are actually "good" (translated: Watchable!). No one mentioned the king of all the bad, yet somehow good, movies. "Roadhouse"!

A script that may have been written by a HS freshman. I've seen better acting in early 30s black and white movies. Choreographed fights that are borderline laughable. Ben Gazzara as the stereotypical, heartless bastard, bad guy. And I'll still watch every gloriously horrible moment of that steaming pile every time it pops up on cable TV.
 
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Watched some Kate Jackson/Michael Ontkean? movie back in the 80s where they were married but turned out he was a closet queen... Jesus, it was garbage.
 
saw a movie called Drive Angry - it was worse than horrible

Starred Nicholas Cage as John Milton; dead guy, escaped from hell, stole a gun belonging Satan, called the God Killer - going after a cult leader who has his daughter and is going to sacrifice her baby.

the cars were cool, though
 
Check out the movie the room. It's considered the best of the worst and a lot of people do commentary on it. Those are hilarious. The one guy I shit you not uses his stage name as mark Damon after his favorite actor Matt Damon lol. Gummy is up there as pure bad white trash and that GD movie splice what a train wreck except for Olivia getting Wilde! Oh and all amy schumer movies
 
Gods not Dead and The Purge come to mind. GnD is so laughably bad I'd rather sit through 12 hours of Teletubbies than to ever watch that steaming pile of horsehit again.
 
Wall2Boogie said:
Check out the movie the room. It's considered the best of the worst and a lot of people do commentary on it. Those are hilarious. The one guy I shit you not uses his stage name as mark Damon after his favorite actor Matt Damon lol. Gummy is up there as pure bad white trash and that GD movie splice what a train wreck except for Olivia getting Wilde! Oh and all amy schumer movies
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I just read The Disaster Artist by Greg Sestero. It's about the making of the movie. Hysterical! I haven't seen the movie yet but will be ordering soon.
 
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"Carol (Beckinsale)—a talented painter and independent woman—falls in love with Steven (McConaughey) without knowing much about him other than he's the perfect man. But when Carol finds herself pregnant it forces Steven to expose his darkest secret—his family. Steven happens to be the only average-sized person in a family of dwarfs, including his twin brother Rolfe (Oldman). Carol and Steven are then forced to come to terms with the fact that the baby she carries may be born a dwarf. This terrifies Steven, who does not want his child to suffer the same way Rolfe did. As Carol decides to carry the child, she and Steven grow further apart, and she begins to rely on Rolfe to teach her about life as a dwarf."
 
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Gotta go with About Schmidt. Love Jack Nicholson but this was two hours of no plot, no action, no nudity. At the end of the movie, neither my wife nor I could think of any reason that movie was made. Didn't tell a story. Didn't have interesting characters. Sort of like the Seinfeld quote, "Why am I watching this?" 'Because it's on TV'. No point whatsoever to the movie. Hated it from beginning to end.

Fell asleep in Gods Must Be Crazy so it must've been boring as hell, too.
 
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