Ok, I was laughing about this until he said Pitino might be "the only person capable of convincing national freshman of the year Reed Sheppard... to return for a sophomore season." I realized he's probably right about that.
But 71? Man, how much does Rick have left in his tank? I realize Rick Pitino would be one of the last guys many UK fans would consider but maybe (if we're at a point where we're getting desperate) we might see this as a stop-gap of sorts, a shorter tenure. Maybe only a 3-4 year stint before Rick retires. It really would be the story of the year for the 2024-25 season!