Someone told me that I was the person they knew that was least likely to ever take a selfie.
Last edited:
The best compliment someone ever gave you
- Thread starter Glenn's take
- Start date
I was told they never believed in a god until they met me. I then put my pants on and left her apartment.
Someone once told me they wouldn’t actually kill me if someone hired em to
You’re not the worst poster in this board
2nd place is probably my PCP sayin he thought I was a good enough guy he didn’t mind still manually checking my prostate even when you can do bloodwork now.
Not to you personally, but Gomer Pyle once told a woman she didn't sweat much for a fat girl.
Glenn is one of the most stable, friendly, serial killers this side of Ted Bundy.
I just saw that Luann Poovey died back in May. She was pretty hot.
In reality. Some pp used to tell me it looked liked all I did at work was binge watch series while running my job and I was the go to guy for uk sports games for us second shifters at night. When I didn't come in told me it took like 5 ppl to do my job.. always nice to hear. But never got very good at this internet shit posting.
I had a middle school teacher tell me she was retiring BECAUSE of me.
Take that as you will.
Take that as you will.
Having a native Spanish speaker ask what part of Cuba I was from. I’m white, from Central Kentucky.
“Your dick was much bigger than I thought it would be”
From my current wife.
She was lying but I still roll with it.
From my current wife.
She was lying but I still roll with it.
"Jeff Lebowski gives exponentially more f***s than you do." (my oldest friend told me that)
Had a G2 major ask me once if I was superman because every time a problem came up the division commander (a 2-star general) would send for me. On this particular occasion, his coms were out for a while and the commo guys were having a problem fixing it. I was on sleep cycle, but he sent someone to wake me up so, I came in and he ask me to see what I could do. Being Artillery that was not my expertise, but I went inside the command vehicle and ask the coms guys what the problem was and about that time they had figure it out and told me to tell the general to try it. He did, it worked, and he thanked me. I said you're welcome and went back to bed. On my way out of the command area a G2 major said that I must be Superman because the general and his subordinate commanders always called on me and things get fixed. I just nodded and took credit for something I really had nothing to do with. Was too tired to explain.
Similar threads
