The best compliment someone ever gave you

[Glenn's take]

Someone told me that I was the person they knew that was least likely to ever take a selfie.

 

[WildcatFan1982]

Someone told me I look like Ted Bessel

 

[the nail at the foul line]

I hope to get one someday.

 

[Ron Mehico]

I was told they never believed in a god until they met me. I then put my pants on and left her apartment.

 

[Col. Angus]

Someone once told me they wouldn’t actually kill me if someone hired em to

 

[Col. Angus]

I hope to get one someday.

You’re not the worst poster in this board

 

[the nail at the foul line]

You’re not the worst poster in this board

I am top 3 worst though.

 

[Col. Angus]

2nd place is probably my PCP sayin he thought I was a good enough guy he didn’t mind still manually checking my prostate even when you can do bloodwork now.

 

[berniecarbo]

I hope to get one someday.

Not to you personally, but Gomer Pyle once told a woman she didn't sweat much for a fat girl.

 

[the nail at the foul line]

Glenn is one of the most stable, friendly, serial killers this side of Ted Bundy.

 

[the nail at the foul line]

Not to you personally, but Gomer Pyle once told a woman she didn't sweat much for a fat girl.

I just saw that Luann Poovey died back in May. She was pretty hot.

 

[CaptainBoogerBuns]

I was told I had nice tittays

 

[*CatinIL*]

I've been told I have great HAIR.

 

[thabigbluenation]

Someone told me that I was the person they knew that was least likely to ever take a selfie.

In reality. Some pp used to tell me it looked liked all I did at work was binge watch series while running my job and I was the go to guy for uk sports games for us second shifters at night. When I didn't come in told me it took like 5 ppl to do my job.. always nice to hear. But never got very good at this internet shit posting.

 

[MegaBlue05]

I had a middle school teacher tell me she was retiring BECAUSE of me.

Take that as you will.