Someone told me that I was the person they knew that was least likely to ever take a selfie.
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The best compliment someone ever gave you
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I was told they never believed in a god until they met me. I then put my pants on and left her apartment.
Someone once told me they wouldn’t actually kill me if someone hired em to
You’re not the worst poster in this board
2nd place is probably my PCP sayin he thought I was a good enough guy he didn’t mind still manually checking my prostate even when you can do bloodwork now.
Not to you personally, but Gomer Pyle once told a woman she didn't sweat much for a fat girl.
Glenn is one of the most stable, friendly, serial killers this side of Ted Bundy.
I just saw that Luann Poovey died back in May. She was pretty hot.
In reality. Some pp used to tell me it looked liked all I did at work was binge watch series while running my job and I was the go to guy for uk sports games for us second shifters at night. When I didn't come in told me it took like 5 ppl to do my job.. always nice to hear. But never got very good at this internet shit posting.
I had a middle school teacher tell me she was retiring BECAUSE of me.
Take that as you will.
Take that as you will.
Having a native Spanish speaker ask what part of Cuba I was from. I’m white, from Central Kentucky.
“Your dick was much bigger than I thought it would be”
From my current wife.
She was lying but I still roll with it.
From my current wife.
She was lying but I still roll with it.
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