Amid all the negativity, can we have some fun with Tennessee week? Post your favorite Tennessee jokes here. I'll start with three:
Why does the Tennessee team wear orange?
So they can work on a road crew in the morning, play football in the afternoon, and go home to jail at night!
Why did they put artificial turf on the field at Neyland Stadium?
To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime!
How do we know the toothbrush was invented in Tennessee?
Anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush!
Why does the Tennessee team wear orange?
So they can work on a road crew in the morning, play football in the afternoon, and go home to jail at night!
Why did they put artificial turf on the field at Neyland Stadium?
To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime!
How do we know the toothbrush was invented in Tennessee?
Anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush!
