Wow. Did you read the destinations? Great history tour for liberal socialists.
"Watch Democrat history unfold before your very eyes with stops at/in...
- the greatest surviving slave plantations in the Old South. 3 night stay in shackles and/or servant's quarters. Light meals and daily flogging.
- sail to Africa aboard an authentic replica slave ship from the 1600s, and be stolen from one Portuguese cargo hold and put into a British one! How exciting, right?! This is a leisurely cruise of approximately 80 days, where you'll almost never have to get up for any reason. Everything you need will be brought to you.
- from Africa we will travel through many Middle Eastern ports where you can take part in live slave auction reenactments. Don't worry about bringing money, though. You won't need it!
- from here we will disembark for 30-60 days and travel to mass grave sites throughout Stalin's Russia and Ukraine. See where millions were gunned down and buried in the name of socialism and communism. Reenactments you say? Of course there will be reenactments!
- You'll be shot with rubber bullets by Stalinist officials and buried alive for 2-5 minutes. Don't worry folks! We've got the bulldozer and backhoes working better now (no more mishaps)!
- after surviving your "harrowing" ordeal you'll be "starved" (symbolically of course) for 30 days, and harassed by the Azov Brigade in Ukraine, just as the Ukrainians were last century.
- from there you'll be given a cold, 3rd Reich welcome in Nazi Germany! Spend 3 extravagant days in Nazi death camps filled with socialist propaganda and actual political dissidents. Dress up like nazi guards and abuse dissenters and those of Christian AND Jewish religious faith! There's even a fake, gas chamber tour.
- from German waters we will set sail for the plush refinement of our new Banana Republic leg of our trip! Visit socialist utopias in Central and South America! Tours include the cocaine fields of Columbia and the oil fields and slums of Venezuela. Don't worry California and NY residents, we have something NEW for you, too! You can run drugs and rape mules with the cartels!
- our last leg of the tour will include various stops at the pillar of socialist/communist life, China and SE Asia! You'll work 12-14 hour days sorting plastics and making $300 shoes for $3 a day or a week, depending, and get bagged and dragged from your home for posting about Hong Kong on social media. How thrilling! There's even a "fake," tank crushing reenactment in the real Tianenman Square each day for a week, or until we run out of volunteers!
- optional Batan Death March weather permitting.
- optional Siberian gulag tour, also, weather permitting.
- pandemic hysteria reenactment (pending).
- Kremlin tours canceled until further notice, as NEastern Russia is just too capitalist at the moment.
- we return back to the US with a 3 week, all expenses paid, toiletry free stay on the streets of San Francisco, California. You'll enjoy roughing it with the locals as they bask in the glow of the newest socialist nation on the planet. See the future. LIVE the future, as you wander and tweak, scrounging for scraps in the garbage of some of the finest restaurants on the left coast! You'll even be rounded up in vans and moved to a new location, because of an official VIP, by Gavin Newsome or even Nancy Pelosi herself!
- from there you'll be whisked to Waco, TX to be faux burned alive after a 3 day "standoff"
- the eastern folks will move on to DC, while the west coast folks will enjoy a new "Trail of Tears" walk back to Cali, where they can help stage an insurrection! Dress your soy boy self up in MAGA gear that anyone can buy online, shout Trump slogans, and then "break into" the Capitol Building with an escort of security guards to make sure you're not mistaken as an ACTUAL insurrection, then choose between being shot with rubber bullets, tear gassed, and/or being hit with flashbangs and arrested on one side of the building, OR tearing off your MAGA gear on the lawn on the other side and becoming part of the undercover team beating the crap out of and arresting people that are peaceful protestors! This tour finale is one you'll never forget!
By the time you get back, you won't recognize your country, but at least you'll know there are true shthole socialist utopias you can visit if you need a breath of fresh, burning flesh and charred capitalism!"