N.O.B.
- Thread starter Mashburned
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Brandon: Mmmm! Damn, Funky!!! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Jill would be happy with some freeze-dried Blue Bell right, but Funky springs this serious GOURMET shit on us!
Funky: Knock it off, Joe.
Brandon: [pause] What?
Funky: I don't need you to tell me how effing good my ice cream is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Mrs Funky goes shopping she buys SHIT. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I eat it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the ice cream in my kitchen, it's the empty tank of gas in my garage.
Brandon : Oh, Funky don't even worry about that...
Do zip locks actually stop freezer burn?
Does listeria Grow on gelato? Probably not because the makers of gelato actually wash their hands… unlike… well ya know. Migrant creamers in Texass.
Hey Mav, time changes this weekend, so tell your god forsaken clocks to get it right.
It helps. However it doesn’t do much good when your kids never close the damn things after getting some for themselves.
It helps. However it doesn’t do much good when your kids never close the damn things after getting some.
Yeah, well...I didn’t figure on the Cats going full dumbass for 90% of the game or on them collectively forgetting how to shoot a basketball.
Hey guys, this whole “spring forward” stuff has me confused — what time do we play today?
Always and eternally, TIA.
Always and eternally, TIA.
We playing ESPN bracket challenge this year? I remember we played one year.
See if this works.
This message is from Funky Cat who is challenging you to play Men's Tournament Challenge on ESPN.com.
Get in on the excitement of this year's NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament. Invite friends and family to join your group, fill out up to 25 brackets, and earn bragging rights by winning it all! Compete for a chance to win $100,000!
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This message is from Funky Cat who is challenging you to play Men's Tournament Challenge on ESPN.com.
Get in on the excitement of this year's NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament. Invite friends and family to join your group, fill out up to 25 brackets, and earn bragging rights by winning it all! Compete for a chance to win $100,000!
Get in the action now:
Click Here
Group: YouDownWIthNOB?
Password: stirrups
I really want one of these...
The Caesar pencil holder was no doubt sublime, but even if Einstein and Newton had a kid (impossible I know -- both were dudes, neither was gay, and it's reported that Newton was a virgin when he died, but go with me here), THAT offspring would be an imbecile compared to this marketing genius. It's as if Don Draper incarnated himself...
I wonder of Holyfield will sue for a piece of that action?
I think I’m in. Maybe not. I ain’t winning shit anyways.
Two weeks on the new job. Figuring out coworkers. One is an Eeyore. She’s constantly in a bad mood and thinks everything is BS, except for her BS of course. Another guy that is the lab tattletale. He’s always informing on someone to me. Told me that he’s my eyes and ears in the lab.
I thought this was a pic from Stand By Me.
We are a Rifle school and Track&Field school.
In a “a foolish-consistency-is-the-hobgoblin-of-little-minds” kind of way….Hey guys, what time do we play today? TIA.
To go from this…
to this…
…takes work, lots and lots of hard damn work. Yet somehow, despite overwhelming odds and through sheer dogged determination and stubborn force of will, he did it.
Thanks for the one title, John. Now kindly GTFO. Or not so kindly, whichever you prefer.
to this…
…takes work, lots and lots of hard damn work. Yet somehow, despite overwhelming odds and through sheer dogged determination and stubborn force of will, he did it.
Thanks for the one title, John. Now kindly GTFO. Or not so kindly, whichever you prefer.
Funk needs to 'shop John and Top-Button riding atop that, straddling it horsey-style.
