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Every owner and every player should be strapped down Clockwork Orange style
and forced to watch this video over and over until they get things resolved...
A League of their Own rankings
(as time of movie release)
1. Geena Davis
2. Lori Petty
3. Madonna
4. Tea Leoni
5. The blonde one that cried
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25. The fat one
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58. Tom Hanks
59. All of the extras
60. Rosie O'Donnell
(as time of movie release)
1. Geena Davis
2. Lori Petty
3. Madonna
4. Tea Leoni
5. The blonde one that cried
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25. The fat one
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58. Tom Hanks
59. All of the extras
60. Rosie O'Donnell
Back in her The Fly heyday, Geena Davis was pretty friggin hot. Unfortunately now she’s got later-day Katy Mixon disease.
I had to google both of their names while adding "now" to the search. (Not that I didn't already know what Geena Davis used to look like. Damn she was fine.)
I'm seriously thinking about becoming an oligarch. Seems like a pretty decent gig.
As of this typing (5:27 in the p.m., The Lord's Time) we are now exactly 48 hours and three minutes from the first pitch of the 2022 Men's AAA 50+ Senior Slowly-Pitched Softball Season.
You got your socks and stirrups picked out or is that a game day decision?
C’mon, man. It doesn’t get any more blatant than that. I mean it’s right there in plain sight...right above your very own post...Mr. Catpaws himself time stamped that very post at 6:27 in the pm.
Its not like we’re recklessly demanding that you abandon all logic and switch over to the metric system on a whim. Or that you do something absurd like going rogue & reverting back to using the Dewey Decimal System. All we ask is for you to take the very basic, fundamental step of joining the rest of the civilized world in recognizing the one and only true time zone for what it is...correct.
Help us to help you, mav. We’re here for you, brother. Admitting that you have a problem is the first step. You got this!!!!
I’ve got a primary for each day (play on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday) that coordinates with that day’s knicker color scheme, along with a secondary and tertiary for each day as well. IMHO, a quaternary option would be superfluous and borderline psychotic.
It’ll definitely be a game day decision for each — and often it’s made in the dugout immediately before the game — depending on a variety of not-so-easily-definable factors, the main one of which is “feel.” This is why I like to refer to my preparation as “both the art and science of slowly-pitched softball.”
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These are absolutely slated as the primary for Sunday, especially if we make it to the title game. I like to refer to Sunday as “Championship Sunday,” and the nattiest threads are reserved for these battles.
My equipment bag patch game is also top-shelf.
I like it. The stirrup/sock choice combined with the bold patchwork assembly on the bag pretty much demands that you play well...else you look foolish. Takes the John Wooden mantra of “look good, play good” to a whole new level.
That’s a pretty badass approach in my professional opinion.
That’s a pretty badass approach in my professional opinion.
How do you sleep at night knowing that FOUR of the patches are overlapping onto the piping of the bag??????My equipment bag patch game is also top-shelf.
He doesn’t play by the rules...‘‘tis why they call him maverick.How do you sleep at night knowing that FOUR of the patches are overlapping onto the piping of the bag??????
My main objection on this list is you included Rosie O'Donnell? I think I speak for most of NOBers and ask why? I hope this was an error. She should not be any list.
Oh sure it bothers me (Zoloft helps), but I generally abide by the rule patches before piping (similar to bros before hoes) -- especially when it involves Macho Man, Kobra Kai, the Major League mascot, and of course my beloved AR-15.How do you sleep at night knowing that FOUR of the patches are overlapping onto the piping of the bag??????
Funk’s biggest mistake was not putting Janet Jones at the top of that list. Sure, she only played a bit part as an opposing team’s pitcher...but she was hotter than everyone else on that list combined.
I didn't want to be cancelled for leaving her off.
Geez. That's just vile. I must now decided if I am going to claw my own eyes out. 98% chance Willy would still hit it though.
Me channeling my inner Nino Brown when the other team starts taking the field tomorrow...
Macho Man Patch >>>>>>>>
I've also got a Ric Flair on order
Won first game. 3-5 with a dinger. I’ll take it.
Dunno, but I smoked it Stanton style 😁. For some reason most of my HRs are towering, majestic blasts, but this one left with a flattened quickness.
Second game was another pedestrian 3-5 with no HRs. Consistency, thy name is Mav.
Here’s a view of the hotel parking lot…
Evidently there’s a geek convention somewhere nearby.
Evidently there’s a geek convention somewhere nearby.
It’s weird, but when I was checking in yesterday, a bus load of gorgeous blonde Swedish bikini models pulled up beside my car and asked if I knew of any Men’s AAA 50+ senior slowly-pitched softball players in town alone who’d be interested in oiling them up for a photo shoot later tonight. I told them they were in luck because there was a whole bunch of guys at the park and gave them directions.
Dang, Mav, AAA professional softball crusher? I thought you were just playing around…which is silly, because one glance at your bat bag shows you are definitely not playing around.
Anyway, hope you’re up early crushing raw eggs and D-Bal because zero dingers ain’t gonna cut it today.
Go be a champion.
Anyway, hope you’re up early crushing raw eggs and D-Bal because zero dingers ain’t gonna cut it today.
Go be a champion.
For today’s festivities, I’ve chosen standard grey knicks accented with red piping, blue belt, with standard white sanitaries and 7” striped stirrups changing from blue to red with matching red shoes…
Or maybe it’s just that a crime has been committed at that hotel & Batman has the day off. My guess is that it was Spider-Man’s turn to fill in and when he showed up to the hotel the police scanner said that the “GOAT was at the scene”...Shaggy was high & thought they said “ghost at scene”.Here’s a view of the hotel parking lot…
Evidently there’s a geek convention somewhere nearby.
Third game:
4-4, double & another S*3 (smoked Stanton style) HR.
Gotta be the stirrups.
4-4, double & another S*3 (smoked Stanton style) HR.
Gotta be the stirrups.
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