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In addition to being garlic to the COVID vampire, weed is just all around good for what ails a fella, tbh. IMHO. YMMV.
Every time I see one of these vans on the road...
I drop the “r” & replace the “oe” with a “u” and say this in my head...
I drop the “r” & replace the “oe” with a “u” and say this in my head...
I've said it before, but it bears repeating..."You tellin' me Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball" is a certified Top-3 all-time movie line.
I had some of my free blue bell tonight. If you never hear from me again.....you know why.
I read that van as Jabroni.Every time I see one of these vans on the road...
I drop the “r” & replace the “oe” with a “u” and say this in my head...
So we've had a golden doodle puppy for 6 months now (and YES she's been officially certified as THE best girl ever, suck it haters). It cracks me up every time she has a poo because she's incredibly predictable. First she'll mill around smelling the grass aimlessly, chase a leaf or two, or bark at a random sound. I know when she's getting down to bidness because she'll start to weave back and forth in a figure-8 pattern. When she starts her approach, I've gotten into the habit of verbally paraphrasing an old 70's NBA commercial featuring Elvin Hayes playing ball with a special-needs kid. In it, he's teaching the kid to shoot and he says, "Get that rhythm...get that rhythm...shoot that ball. That's my man." I change it to, "Get that rhythm...get that rhythm...drop that load. That's my girl." She gets really excited when I say it, and of course then immediately circles back to inspect and smell it.
Tell me you named her “Snake Plissken”?
Sadly, I cannot. Wifey overruled me. Went with "Raychel" (ugh on the alternate spelling) cause that's what she'd have named a kid if she'd had a girl.
Does lil' Ray have a middle name?
My daughter gave our dog a middle name so that she scold scold him when he was bad. Norman James 93.
My daughter gave our dog a middle name so that she scold scold him when he was bad. Norman James 93.
Yepper -- "Anne" (after her mom), and we use it the same way lol.
She's basically a ball of fluff, and its shocking how completely different she looks when she's wet from taking a bath...
haha
I never thought to give my dog a middle name, but at 9 years old I think it's time she had one.
Awww Dolly Belle. Gonna go wake her up and tell her.
Official "What School Are We" Quarterly rankings.
Rifle
Football (🔼1)
Basketball (🔼1)
Volleyball (🔽1)
M. Soccer
Swimming & Diving
Softball
W. Basketball
Track & Field
Gymnastics
Baseball
W. Soccer
Rifle
Football (🔼1)
Basketball (🔼1)
Volleyball (🔽1)
M. Soccer
Swimming & Diving
Softball
W. Basketball
Track & Field
Gymnastics
Baseball
W. Soccer
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Wild card weekend is 2nd for me only to the first weekend of the NCAA. Some madness. Cincy fans finally have something to look forward too. Burrow-Chase combo is going to be nasty for yrs to come. Good for you guys. Been suffering a long time. Tho I do expect cincy to cincy it up this weekend. Always next yr.
Cal usually shits the bed against Barnes. We have shit the bed against any team with a pulse. Don't expect much tomm.
Funky, you left off cheerleading.
Cal usually shits the bed against Barnes. We have shit the bed against any team with a pulse. Don't expect much tomm.
Funky, you left off cheerleading.
I don’t think Alice really cared if Sam wasn’t packing the meat. Mike, on the other hand, was probably bitterly disappointed.
Agreed, but let’s see how they do this weekend. We’ll see if my wife’s-former-math-teacher’s-daughter can bring home some hardware as a coach.
Also, I am very pro-cheerleading; wife cheered and coached, daughter is cheering, but I still don’t consider it a sport. Unless they win Nationals again, in which case it is a sport and a very important one at that.
I’m complex like that.
It’s a cliché, but having plans and then having those same plans cancel(l)ed is just about the best feeling in the world. Woke up to a “sorry, we can’t today” text and my day has improved eleventy-fold.
Cats by 8 today. We’ll be up big at the 8:00 time out in the 2nd half, and Cal will take out Oscar and let them back in. My Shaedon Sharpe Shenses Shay - no play today.
I think we might have had our very last snow day last week. FCPS has never used NTI for weather and now we are. Luckily, kids and I should be wrapped up by noon-ish, if they stay focused.
Bengals will win a playoff football game today.
Stay safe and warm, NOB.
I am pro cheerleader. I dated 2 back in the day (not at the same time, but could you imagine- Chris Farley voice)
Snow totals for the impending show storm 1 inch to 18 inches. Chris Bailey has more details.
Sad news about Coach Hall. Great man and coach. I hope we win in his honor today!
Carry on!
Truly one of life’s simplest, yet best, pleasures.
Bengals the new Ulcers, or no?
Actually a pretty good comparison. They won’t win the whole thing and after winning one game they’ll act like they’ve never been in the playoffs before.
And they’ll prolly 3-D print their own Lombardi Trophy…in a couple years 😂.
As you can see my sports takes are money.
A disgusting 8th place. They will continue to go unranked.
It's times like this I REALLY wish I played an instrument...
Jodie Foster is decidedly not impressed with this idea.
Welp just got my oil changed and discovered my tire tread is 2/32”. Apparently that’s kinda bad, so buh-bye ~$850.
Damned 20” rims 🤬
Damned 20” rims 🤬
I love Manning Night Football. 1000x better than listening to the reg MNF announcers. Eli is hilarious. Peyton is funny too. The best part is that they can laugh at themselves...they don’t mind being the butt of the joke. They also have great interactions with their guests. Their football insights are good as well. Parts of the show are annoying with the delays/talking over each other, slight speech impediments, etc...but I can deal with that.
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They need to bring that show back next season and do it for all of the MNF games this time.
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They need to bring that show back next season and do it for all of the MNF games this time.
Balling ass Mav with his 20” rims! Way to go Mav!
Screw that dude. Ride those tires down to the steel belts.
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