Oh and uh btw Happy New Year, cocksuckers.
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Which set do I rep?!?!
Damn, I want that. I’m gonna spend 1500 opening day at Byoo-see’s.
Q: When is opening day for the Richmond Buc-ee’s?
A: I DONT FN KNOW AND NO I HAVENT DRIVEN BY RECENTLY.
(f u Kaiz)
A: I DONT FN KNOW AND NO I HAVENT DRIVEN BY RECENTLY.
(f u Kaiz)
I’m trying to convince our Men’s Senior Slowly-Pitched Softball coach/sponsor to make the Beux-shay’s varmint our mascot this year.
Speaking of MSSPS, replace “Mav is” for “Eli’s” and it pretty much encapsulates my attitude heading into the 2022 season…
Of course I’m gonna be crushing men’s souls (and any ball slowly pitched my way) instead of breaking chicks’ hearts, but still the point remains.
Of course I’m gonna be crushing men’s souls (and any ball slowly pitched my way) instead of breaking chicks’ hearts, but still the point remains.
Guess who started Antonio Brown yesterday? Yep, yours truly.
What a season. Sigh
What a season. Sigh
That sucks, ATX.
I can’t relate. I started Jamar Chase. BECAUSE I AM THE BEST 5th PLACE TEAM IN THE LEAGUE HANDS DOWN.
Serious note, Jamar Chase is unreal. You can’t cover him. The Bengals and Cats are both good at football. Unbelievable.
I can’t relate. I started Jamar Chase. BECAUSE I AM THE BEST 5th PLACE TEAM IN THE LEAGUE HANDS DOWN.
Serious note, Jamar Chase is unreal. You can’t cover him. The Bengals and Cats are both good at football. Unbelievable.
Pretty much describes me in high school basketball. You couldn't stop me; you could only hope to contain me. TMFS.
Watching the bowl replay. Robinson just got wrecked sooooo many times. I think he’s gotta go pro while the getting’s good. Would not blame him one bit.
Levis got destroyed too.
Those Honkeyes all got CTE.
Those Honkeyes all got CTE.
Looking forward to tonight's game. Big Ben's last home game. Hopefully they can pull out a W over the Browns. Got to see them play the Monday night game against the Bears at Heinz. Pretty cool experience. Go Steelers!
This format is weird.
I’m in so many finals of so many leagues. Even with my excellence, I still get confused.
I’m in so many finals of so many leagues. Even with my excellence, I still get confused.
I dunno what the hell is going on either, Kook. I think the F#CKING BULLSHIT COMMON COLD OMG-CRON COVID protocol (gee thanks Kirk for having a pussified immune system) cost me a first-week lead in Round 2 of the 4-team, two 2-week playoff format in my bid to potentially wrap up third place OR DO I STILL HAVE A CHANCE TO MAKE MY OWN TROPHY?
I just don’t know anymore.
I just don’t know anymore.
Yeah well that sounds all good in theory and all but fact is I AIN'T NEVER BEEN HERE BEFORE. I mean I feel like Neil Armstrong and shit except now the fvcking lunar module won't start and I'm stuck on the moon waiting to die.
How is this gem of a show not on reg TV? Apparently it’s only on Amazon plus. Anyone ever watch it?
I have not...but will rectify that shortly.How is this gem of a show not on reg TV? Apparently it’s only on Amazon plus. Anyone ever watch it?
Gary's a judge now, has a thriving gas station superstore business....didn't expect this. I sort of assumed Gary was dead by now.
Better tv than watching the Cayuts lose to fat ass Will Wade.
Two questions:
(1) Why is David Crosby on trial?
(2) What the hell was Cloris Leachman rambling about?
TFW when you run in to get a quick barbecue order from Starnes BBQ and the jackass who walked in just ahead of you orders TWENTY sandwiches...
Call something like that in ahead of time, you stupid, inconsiderate motherf#cker.
Apparently we stole a 4th string QB from Honkey U. Deuce Hogan is transferring from Iowa to UK.
Nothing can stop us now!!! The Deuce is loose and headed to Lextown!!!
#2022SECChamps!
Nothing can stop us now!!! The Deuce is loose and headed to Lextown!!!
#2022SECChamps!
Deuce Hogan is worth a spot for sure.
We’ve become pretty good at these Bowl Game things. I guess the only team as good/better than an us at winning these Bowl Games is Alabama.
The thing I’ll remember most about this Citrus Bowl is that stupid hippy haired corn boy saying on camera that we haven’t been to a bowl in a long time. That same hippy haired corn boy got absolutely torched all game by Wan’Dale. That same hippy haired corn boy was the Big10 defensive back of the year.
I am so glad we are a legit SEC team.
I drove by Buc-ee’s 4 TIMES in the last 24hrs risking my life on the frozen tundra. THEY ARENT DOING SHIT AT BUCEES FAR AS I CAN TELL. Sort of annoyed. You can rest when Buc’s is open, mfers.
We’ve become pretty good at these Bowl Game things. I guess the only team as good/better than an us at winning these Bowl Games is Alabama.
The thing I’ll remember most about this Citrus Bowl is that stupid hippy haired corn boy saying on camera that we haven’t been to a bowl in a long time. That same hippy haired corn boy got absolutely torched all game by Wan’Dale. That same hippy haired corn boy was the Big10 defensive back of the year.
I am so glad we are a legit SEC team.
I drove by Buc-ee’s 4 TIMES in the last 24hrs risking my life on the frozen tundra. THEY ARENT DOING SHIT AT BUCEES FAR AS I CAN TELL. Sort of annoyed. You can rest when Buc’s is open, mfers.
I'd think that a company priding itself on beaver work ethic wouldn't be slacking cause of a little snow. Maybe those OG Texas Bucce beavers are just a tougher breed.
I remember reading an article a while back about some hipster guy living in a mall for a few years in Pennsylvania somewhere I think. The mall was being built right along this guy’s jogging path.
One day he notices that there is a little nook where two parts of the building come together so he investigated. The nook led to an odd shaped area that was about 750sq ft that was empty with the exception of some trash. Apparently it was a design flaw of some sort.
So this guy winds up clearing out the trash and moving in some furniture. He installed a door at the front of the nook so it looked like a storage room. There was an electrical outlet so he had a TV, microwave, heater, fan, etc...all on the mall’s electric bill. He used the bathrooms at the movie theatre at night to take a make-shift shower, brush his teeth and store up on water.
I envision mash doing something similar at the new Buc-ee’s.
I’ll leave out the part about that guy eventually getting caught.
One day he notices that there is a little nook where two parts of the building come together so he investigated. The nook led to an odd shaped area that was about 750sq ft that was empty with the exception of some trash. Apparently it was a design flaw of some sort.
So this guy winds up clearing out the trash and moving in some furniture. He installed a door at the front of the nook so it looked like a storage room. There was an electrical outlet so he had a TV, microwave, heater, fan, etc...all on the mall’s electric bill. He used the bathrooms at the movie theatre at night to take a make-shift shower, brush his teeth and store up on water.
I envision mash doing something similar at the new Buc-ee’s.
I’ll leave out the part about that guy eventually getting caught.
Maybe there's a shortage of Dew and Meth, because around here that's what beavers run on.
You may find this hard to believe but Richmond has a half deserted old mall that would be perfect for hobo living, and I would be shocked if people aren't living in there somewhere. It's pretty big.
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